brikus

you bunch of hypocrites !!!!

Originally posted by Hardtailed Well, think about all the traits that make a beautiful women beautiful... and reverse them. (Well except she was blonde and had blue eyes...) Thing is, from the waist down, she was a perfect 10! I actually ended up enjoying it. But then when the morning came she started yapping again she had no boobies ? Was she at least horny enough for her partner to have fun ? yapping again ? No prob-a-lem ! Do her in the ass doggy style, and then she's be yapping for a reason !

Originally posted by Hardtailed Don't worry, we won't tell your wife My groupie story is that I once banged the ugliest girl in the world because she happened to follow us to the hotel room and couldn't keep her mouth shut. So I had two options: drive her home, or bang her The guys in my band are still having a laugh at me about this one, even though it's been almost 4 years. Hey, at least I got nookie that night how ugly ? pics puhleeeeeeeeeeease...

Originally posted by THX1138 Quite the contrary my good man. I say that because my music has greatly aided the addition of bones to my closet, and they needn't be discussed. deny all you like...if you had got poon thanks to your music you'd tell it !

Originally posted by THX1138 No. What happens on the road stays on the road. you say that because your music never got you laid !

Post 'em here.

I'll save RnR on my own, thanks.