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Originally posted by RockGirl Actually it does. But I have to say, I know you don't mean it like this but.....it sounds sexy when you start talking technical. I can tell you about genetics, if you want to REALLY get off.

Originally posted by fuzzball Stop squeezing so hard you are bending my wang. that would mean you could be NOT flacid...

Originally posted by RockGirl awwww group hug time c'mon everyone gather round' ya got it, chica !

OK guys, the past is the past, let us forget about this argument, let's all give each-other a big bear hug and get back to groupie fun, ok ?

OK so please you guys keep 'em stories coming but don't be judgmental about each-other, and OTOH try not to stir emotions to much, in order to avoid verbally violent reactions to your stories. Let's keep this fun. Thanks

Originally posted by RockGirl You paint a nasty picture. I agree though, this has been a fun thread and I see no reason to ruin it. Take it to the PM's if you must. No need to sling it around the board is there. The thing is I started it for people to post their groupie stories in fun way, not to debate about ethical questions (like their vision of the opposite gender) and insult each other.

C'mon guys, don't turn this originally meant-to-be-fun thread into a fighting {censored} pit....

Originally posted by BeauNasty I have a couple of DIRRTY stories for ya. A chick walks up to me at set break and tells me flat out she wants to suck my dick. So, I oblige her. I met her out back behind the dumpster. NO {censored}! Bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha! We were playing a gig on the road and I hooked up with a chick that had found us on MySpace. We went to the band hotel room during set break (the hotel was right next to the club). We did some blow and started going at it. I was munching this chick and had chewing gum in my mouth. The gum fell out of my mouth and I couldn't find it. In the middle of the next set I was lifting my guitar away from my body and our drummer says, "What the {censored} is that?"...apparently the gum stuck to my shirt and was now stuck to my shirt and my guitar. Imagine my relief when I found out her {censored} didn't eat my gum. HA HA HA! I smell BS, yes I do.

Originally posted by MrKnobs The sequel might get me divorced. Terry D. Ooh yeah, what a great idea ! The former groupie-banging musician who had settled down, but whose true nature ends up re-emerging in a most violent way, shattering his marriage and making him hit the stages again, to rock out and bang away !!!

couldn't you guys stop teasing each-other for a while and actually post some hot stories ? Thanks

Originally posted by MrKnobs Really? Please provide a link. Thanks. Terry D. forget about it, man, you'll get no royalties from those guys either.

Originally posted by MrKnobs The usual, what was customary at the time. She doesn't seem angry, though. All is groovy. Terry D. I was a kid in the 80s...I don't know what was customary at the time...

Originally posted by MrKnobs It was Joe, TheBeatButcher but we've settled our differences. I think maybe it would be appropriate on this thread to just make a little PSA (public service announcement) on the dangers of publishing autobiographical material containing personal details of those still living. I met a lot of groupies back in the day, so I guess it was inevitable that after "publishing" my groupie story one of them would find her way to HC Forums. THIS is the result. And I'm sure there's more to come. But don't freak out, nobody's gonna boil a bunny or anything, everything's cool. Kate's just having a little fun with me and I guess I owe her that, considering what I did to her. Stay tuned. Terry D. What did you do to her ? Some kinky stuff ? j/k Sorry to hear you've been in trouble due to that...

Originally posted by MrKnobs Just a few minutes ago, I received some particularly nasty condemnation regarding my 20+ year "age inappropriate" marriage (to the woman at the end of the story) from someone I considered a friend. Terry D. Names !!! We want names !!!! Vendetta !!!

Originally posted by mr3lions For threads with groupies I believe stars should only be assigned AFTER pics. Seriously, I believe Mr. Knobs writing style alone warrants some type of 5-star appreciation. yeah, but only if he posts ALL the pics.

Originally posted by brikus waitin' for the PM.... still waiting for the pics...

Originally posted by MrKnobs Crap, I keep forgetting to do that for you. I'll have to ask Julie for her name, I've forgotten it. But when I do, I'll post a link to her website. Wait, maybe I'd better PM it, she might get upset. Terry D. waitin' for the PM....

Originally posted by MrKnobs I don't have any pictures of Gail as my wife (reasonably) asked me to discard them shortly after she moved in with me. It brought back a lot of memories seeing that image, and it was nice to finally show Pebble what Gail looked like. As she simply put it, "Wow." Wow, indeed. Terry D. I gotta ask for the compulsory pics of the said singer....

Originally posted by MrKnobs I posted this originally over in SSS Political, but it really belongs here, where I feel at home and among friends. At my house at least, it's still officially Christmas season until New Year's Day. I went out to the living room and turned on the Christmas tree and just sat under it for a while counting my blessings. After I finished contemplating the "ghosts" of Christmas present, I came back to the computer and read my groupie story from beginning to end, for the first time since I wrote it. My first thought was, damn, I could have written that better! But my second and more lasting feeling was of great relief. I think through that whole story every Christmas, because it happened over Christmas 1983. The relief was that the sadness I've felt every Christmas since then when thinking about those events is now tempered with something else: forgiveness. Forgiveness for those who hurt me, and more importantly, for myself. I just wanted to share that with you guys. Telling the story got it off my chest, I guess, and maybe from now on my Christmases won't be haunted by the memories from that strange year in my life. I would recommend to any of you who have baggage to unload, or feelings to get off your chest, to write the story down. It really helps, at least for me. Saturday night, New Year's Eve, will be the 22nd anniversary of the night I first kissed my wife, as detailed in the story. If all goes well, maybe I'll get a kiss this time too. A warm and blessed holiday season to all of you and yours. Terry D. and who's to thank, huh ?

thanks fuzzball... Now... ...where are them pics ??!?!?!?!?!?!?

Originally posted by fuzzball Sorry, I have been very busy lately with work and school (grad degree). The story is true, it may sound a little like bs but then again if it was a fake I think I would have changed some things. The ending wont be anything great like a three some or something, it is just the real truth. well, anyway, post the end of the story...people are waiting, dammit !

Originally posted by vanlatte He is still trying to come up with something interesting... my guess, too...but that's still fun to read...

so when is that chapter 5 coming ???

Originally posted by fuzzball (To be continued) I hope so !!!

Originally posted by fuzzball (To be continued chapter 3). this is getting interesting... can you guarantee it's true ?