brikus

Originally Posted by Zurich17 One girl springs to mind actually - a friend of mine, really pretty, goes home with a different guy every week; we always thought she was just slutty, turns out she was hurt when she was younger and has never had an orgasm, so thinks the more guys she sleeps with will heighten her chance of coming. Tell her I'd take good care of her for a night...

Originally posted by way2fat 1. Me, I think there is a happy medium, 2. they look illegal when they're shaved. 1. I tend to believe it indeed...and I think it's called the landing strip. 2. you say it as if it was a bad thing.

Originally posted by cooterbrown That would be a really long post. you can split in several posts...

Originally posted by fuzzball First do not bring the boyfriend if you want to get back stage. Second send us a few pics of yourself so we can further evaluate. Third if you look good come to my show, I will take you back stage and we will...talk................. me first !!!

Originally posted by cooterbrown No doubt about that. I think I am as hideous as they come, but I have still had more than my fair share of trim. I've been blown in the bathroom, done quickies out in the parking lot, between sets, sucked face with chicks who coulda been Playboy models, had phone numbers laying on my amp when I came back from break, gone home with women whos names I didn't (and never will) know. Can't complain...even though I also had a few psychos, "woke-up-with-a-wildebeast" mornings, and jealous one-night-standettes hell bent on "getting you back." wow looks like you have a lot to tell. Go for it !!!

Originally posted by MrKnobs When you retire from the state, there's a mandatory lockout period where you can't work, or even donate your services. Terry D. that seems pretty absurd to me...do they have a good reason for that ?

Originally posted by Sparklymix Im a drummer fro a named band ....better not say who...but th e girls in the US are certainly different.....tell a girl the address and to knock on your Hotel door at 2 in the morning and they do as they 're told hehehehehehe looks like you have many stories to tell...go for it !

Originally posted by MrKnobs I could write at least three more sets that size. I will when I get around to it, I was retired when I wrote this one, and had a mandatory 30 day period where I had to stay away from work. Terry D. You HAD to stay away from work ??? Did you {censored} something up ??? Anyway, you're more than welcome (expected, should I say) to post your other stories.

Originally posted by MrKnobs Thanks. I really need to write another one, it's been a while. Terry D. You should thank me Terry...every time I bump this fine thread, you get another share of congrats ! BTW, do you have some other crunchy groupie stories to tell ?

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Originally posted by WonderMalcolm It served its purpose well. I'm almost there. Nothing like watching The Butterfly Effect and whoring my post count. Yeah, you've been a total slutty whore today !

Originally posted by WonderMalcolm I think I'm like 14 away now. you momentarily took the lead of the tops posters of the counting thread on the French forum, but I caught up and passed you, ha !

Originally posted by WonderMalcolm Dammit. I have French speaking friends. I can make it work if I need to. Can I quote myself and count in this thread? Just count in that thread on the French forum... Not to mention that the whole purpose of that counting thread is to make it the biggest on HC...still far from it, but who knows...

Originally posted by WonderMalcolm I can practice my Spanish if I need to in order to not blow my cover. That thread I told you about is in the French-speaking forum. So just count. That's enough for you to make it to 140 posts today.

Originally posted by WonderMalcolm Will they kick me out of the international forums if I only speak English? yeah. but you just have to type numbers in this one, so go for it.

Originally posted by WonderMalcolm Yeah, that's what I mean. I think I can do it. I've got the day free and it's only 140 posts or so. Here's a little thread to help you. Just follow the count... http://acapella.harmony-central.com/...&pagenumber=11

Originally posted by WonderMalcolm I was thinking more along the lines of his moniker. I opened the notification e-mail and clicked on the link and then was like "...was his moniker honey-nipples?" Yes. Yes it was. By the way: who thinks I can get to senior member by the end of the day? HoF member you mean ? You'll have to be a total post slut !

Originally posted by honey-nipples nice your avatar is disturbing.

Originally posted by fuzzball Are you the post whore master. Click here to find who's the post whore master...

Originally posted by fuzzball Completed the requirements to be a post whore. Ah, let me reassure you straight away, you already were one, bro...you already were one...

Originally posted by fuzzball I finaly made it! made what ?

Originally posted by fuzzball I agree. post whore.

Originally posted by Rich4Once What do you mean "if your story is true"??? Why on earth would I make up such a terrible story? as a time killer, for example...

Originally posted by Rich4Once Okay, Brikus. Here's another to whet your whistle. The band was playing in a town on our regular rotation, and I noticed a young chick I hadn't seen there before. She wasn't a 10 by any means, but she was young and tender, and those doe eyes get me every time. Anyway, we converse on my breaks, and make some plans for the "after-party". We leave the club in her car, heading back to her place. It's a small apartment and not too far from the club. We feast on each other for a while, and her inexperience was showing. I don't think she was a virgin, but she wasn't too far from it. I taught her a few things about what men like, and specifically what THIS man liked. Things went along pretty smoothly, with her eagerness to learn being a real turn on. The next morning, we wake up and go some more, and then have some breakfast. After some grub I tell her that I need to get back to the band house, and we go out to her car, which is where a big surprise was waiting. Someone had vandalized her car, and I was so embarrassed for her. They had taken red lipstick and written "SLUT" WHORE" and "BITCH" all over it. There was all sorts of mess on it, which looked like mud, eggs, and Pepsi, or something. It was dried up, like it had been there a little while. I guessed that someone else in the bar had their eye on me, and when I left with this chick they followed us, and took out their revenge on her car. I suppose there may have been some other motive, but she claimed not to have any enemies. Anyway, it was a lot of fun up until we found her car like that. We went to one of those DIY car washes and I hosed most of that crap off, but there were still remnants of it when she dropped me off. I never saw her again, so I don't know anything else. I suppose the vandal(s) got their point across, right or wrong. Well, this doesn't wet my whistle as you say, but it's still fun to read. If your story is true that sucks...that kind of vandalizing behaviour is despicable.

OK, guys, OK...but this thread's been going in circles for a while now...anyone else has a good groupie true story to tell ?