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Originally posted by fuzzball post whore in training. *trains*

Originally posted by fuzzball I am working on wasting more time. Like everyone here, bro, like everyone here....

Originally posted by fuzzball Hall of fame just mens that you wasted to much recording time. except when you don't have stuff to record.

Originally posted by WonderMalcolm I just realized that a few months ago I swore to get to Hall of Fame status by May. Oops. Ha ! Newbie.

Originally posted by cavemanic with all that hair yknow No kidding ? I wouldn't have guessed.

Originally posted by cavemanic Lucky some of you burnt out 70's guys play the 'axe' cause back in the day you would need to use one just to find the fun spot how elegant.... Hey this is the 800th post !

Originally posted by WonderMalcolm The one where he's talking dirty to his cat and the one where he's telling the kid that asking a girl out or something "isn't the worst that could happen" are faves of mine. the one you were talking about : A few others I love, starting with the most excellent #234

Originally posted by WonderMalcolm Yeah, some of them havn't been so great. But some are golden. Check out number 234. That one cracks me up EVERY time I read it ! BTW, I submitted my idea of the "porking lot" (I made a thread some time ago about it), and he refused, saying he doesn't take external ideas (although he said it was a good one). Well, I think that these days he should.

Originally posted by WonderMalcolm Mr. Wiggles is amazing. I've read every single one of them. Me too. Although Swaab has been in lack of inspiration for a while now.

Originally posted by stansilverman she proceeds to give me a Quaalude. It hurts to pee. What's a Quaalude BTW ?

Originally posted by stansilverman It hurts to pee.

Originally posted by MrKnobs A couple of days ago she had a one night stand with a straight girl, which produced some bizarre and hilarious conversation for days. She posted some of it over on OJ, but I suspect she didn't post it here because it's a bit raunchy. Terry D. try to get her to delight us with that story and its raunchy details !

Roy, these seem like cool stories...but they all have an unfinished flavour...like missing details about the action you got, how some things ended up. I'm left with an unfulfilled curiosity...

how could this thread sink to page 3 ???

Originally posted by pebblestar Dude, I totally warned him. He just sheepishly grinned and said he'd find protection. PS now THAT is rock n' roll !!!

Originally posted by MrKnobs We should be that lucky. This dude is a parasite, basically. He introduced himself to us as a "promoter" but really he's just a dork who likes to hang around bands and feel like he's part of the scene. He lives with his dad and has no car, and he definitely has no social skills whatsoever. When he first contacted us, he talked a big game and, though we didn't believe him for a moment, we wasted a few press kits on him to see if he could really get us shows where he said he could. The answer, of course, is NO. Even if this guy does catch the jack from the drunk chick, at least he got laid for probably the first time in his life. There is no way in hell he would have hooked up with this reasonably hot chick without the cascading series of shoe scrapings from above as each of us (her primary targets) rejected her for our various reasons. She's definitely cute enough to have had her pick of most guys in that club if she hadn't been both so sloppy drunk and so pathetically desperate. She needed an intervention / rescue mission, not a date. I hardly exchanged words with her, but it was obvious she had baggage stacked higher than Union Station during a porter strike. Terry D. ah OK.

Originally posted by pebblestar As it turns out, she and Bob had an

Originally posted by MrKnobs I suspect you'll hear about it when Pebble shows up here next time. Terry D. And I hope there'll be pics !!!

Originally posted by epilespaul thats was a {censored}in killer story mrknobs i cant believe i read that whole story, i am 14 and have a short attention span. yo should make that into a book and then into a movie oh yeah...I'd play the young Mr Knobs who bangs the groupies.

Originally posted by Rich4Once Well, I'm 40...I play in a hard rock band, and we play covers in the local dives. At the last gig, when we finished our set a pretty blonde in a wheelchair came up and asked for guitar picks from each of us. When she got to me, she asked if I'd autograph my pick for her. Ever try and sign a pick? Anyway, I got out my Sharpie and initialled it for her instead. Then she asked me to place it close to her heart, and promptly opened her shirt and pulled her bra aside...she wanted it right over her nipple. I obliged her with a grin, of course. Then she smiled sweetly and asked for a kiss. I told her I could only give her a small one...I'm married and I don't want to get out of line. She took her small peck happily and wheeled away with a big grin on her face. When I got home, my wife gave me a kiss and asked how the gig went. I told her I was doing really good..."that's the second kiss I got tonight!" and told the whole story. My wife thought that was nice of me to oblige a fan like that. Obviously, we have a strong marriage. If I wasn't committed to my wife, I certainly could have done much more for that fan! How would you dare abuse disabled people ???

Originally posted by MrKnobs Fortunately, it really doesn't work like that.... Terry D. well, can you enlighten us with the knowledge you got from your first-hand experience ?

Originally posted by WonderMalcolm I would love her so tender! And she does nudie pics. *lornamorgansturbates too

Originally posted by way2fat Yeah buddy. Gimme them old school back-in-the-day curves. These days it isn't easy to determine gender from behind, what with today's starvation-as-fashion look. I hope that doesn't mean I'm ready for the priesthood. All for curves !!!

Originally posted by Edward Ba-doom-tsssss! Great line. I quite agree - too damn many skinny nothings in the world. Give me a girl with hips and breats any day of the week. What constantly shocks me on here is what guys seem to consider "big" - i.e. any girl who clearly wouldn't simply snap in half if ya were, ya know......enthusiastic.... hell yeah hips and tits rule !!!

Originally posted by madjack Yes. A bit of a cautionary tale. I was playing a club in Cedar Falls, Iowa, about 25 years ago. We had just finished a set, the house was full, the crowd jumping, the band smokin' hot, and I was feeling quite good about myself. A lovely lady, looking about late 20s and smokin' hot herself, slunk up to me at the front of the stage, wrapped her arms around me, said "You're great! I want you to meet some people," and tilted her head up, obviously for a kiss. Of course I obliged her. She led me over to a table of several couples and some singles and announced, "This is the guitar player. He's great!" and pulled my face down for another long, hot kiss. Through the heat and haze of the kiss I heard a masculine voice say, "You wanna take your hands off her? That's my wife!" and a woman say, "Maybe you'd better go." I pulled my lips away, looked at the table, and saw a large man, obviously in pain, looking daggers at the two of us, while the woman by whom I had just been so deeply kissed laughed at him. I quickly extricated my arm, said "Sorry, I didn't know," and split for the band room. I don't know what happened with the couple, as they were gone by the time I dared head up for the next set. I was just glad the guy was apparently unarmed. Good one ! Likely the chick was drunk...