Members UstadKhanAli Posted September 3, 2011 Members Share Posted September 3, 2011 1) Have sex2) Eat Pizza3) Strings 4) Have more sex5) Eat the rest of the pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ernest Buckley Posted September 3, 2011 Members Share Posted September 3, 2011 You're 2/3 of the way finished re-stringing your best guitar (which you've just meticulously cleaned), but you're really hungry. Someone knocks at the door. It's a pizza delivery guy with two delicious, steaming hot... brunettes. Upon closer look, you realize its your old girlfriend when you were 14 and her hot friend. She says to you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members UstadKhanAli Posted September 3, 2011 Members Share Posted September 3, 2011 ..."Oh. My. God. Is that a Martin D-18V Vintage you're restringing? No more pointy guitars? I...I really love the way you've changed. And wow...is it me, or is really hot in here?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ernest Buckley Posted September 12, 2011 Members Share Posted September 12, 2011 ..."Oh. My. God. Is that a Martin D-18V Vintage you're restringing? No more pointy guitars? I...I really love the way you've changed. And wow...is it me, or is really hot in here?" Jeff/Zak: Uhm, yeah, its kind of hot in here Shirley. uhm, you want to slip into something more comfortable? I was just about to re-string my guitar while I ate some pizza. Do you want to join me? Shirley: No, I can`t right now Jeff. I mean, uhm, Zak. I came here to tell you ... uhm, do you remember that guy that used to sit in front of us in philosophy? J/Z: Deckling? Shirley: Yes, Deckling! Well, anyway, I came her because he sent me. You see he... well, its a long story, maybe its just better if I show you. Hannah, my ridiculously hot brunette friend here is from Spain and she claims that Deckling... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lukenskywalker Posted September 12, 2011 Members Share Posted September 12, 2011 done whipped out his 'Johnson' as Exhibit 'A' in front of her...and she did a Jerry Springer Show type 'booty roll' and said coyly, 'Oh Pleeze, put dat lil' thang back in yo' Hanes Drawers cuz my man Jeff/ Zak an' his buddy EB from NYC is gonna. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jeff da Weasel Posted September 12, 2011 Author Members Share Posted September 12, 2011 Are you people still talking about my pizza? Well, my strings are still singing and I've eaten many meals since then. Wash my hands, of course, before rocking the roll. No gummy-ass hands on my guitars, thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KHAN Posted September 13, 2011 Members Share Posted September 13, 2011 The 'New String Day' Dance!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Surrealistic Posted September 13, 2011 Members Share Posted September 13, 2011 Sorry but you made a real noobie mistake there. The tone is in the dust, grease and grime that covers an acoustic. You'll have wiped all the tone away cleaning it like that, and what's more, you'll have wiped most of the mojo away too. Best let me have that Martin; it's useless now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jeff da Weasel Posted September 13, 2011 Author Members Share Posted September 13, 2011 Best let me have that Martin; it's useless now. Well, I have good news for you, my friend: I play live 2-3 times per week, and practice/work on new material every day I'm not playing. Therefore, these "new" strings have already seen a few gigs, and have probably 10 hours of touchy-feely on them since being installed. The end result is that the sizzle/shimmer one gets off that brand new string set has already dissipated, and has sunk back to the more mellow sound of strings that are starting to be caked with dirt, bits of skin detritus, and pizza grease. I'll be changing the little bastards again in another week or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bookumdano2 Posted September 13, 2011 Members Share Posted September 13, 2011 Well, I have good news for you, my friend: I eat pizza 2-3 times per week, and practice/work on new sex every day I'm not eating pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Phait Posted September 16, 2011 Members Share Posted September 16, 2011 Jeff when did you start copping my style in your avatar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members the stranger Posted September 17, 2011 Members Share Posted September 17, 2011 Jeff when did you start copping my style in your avatar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Smart Alec Posted September 19, 2011 Members Share Posted September 19, 2011 They have this stuff called soap. You can use it to wash the pizza grease off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jeff da Weasel Posted September 19, 2011 Author Members Share Posted September 19, 2011 They have this stuff called soap. You can use it to wash the pizza grease off... You lie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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