Members the hammer Posted June 22, 2005 Members Share Posted June 22, 2005 Originally posted by Les_Izzmor "But, these go to 11"How did that miss??? +1000 I can believe that they over looked that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members THX1138 Posted June 22, 2005 Members Share Posted June 22, 2005 You could make a case that the entire dialougue of Pulp Fiction should be included. Man, that has got to be one of the most well written of all time. Heh, I'm the foot fukkin master. I don't be ticklin or nuthin. Its the one that says Bad Mother {censored}er You want me to stab him in the chest three times? Thats pride {censored}in with you Enough about the poor unfortunate Mr Floyd, lets talk about the rich and prosperous Mr Butch Can I have some of your tasty beverage to WASH this down? Etc etc etc. I could go on for days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members THX1138 Posted June 22, 2005 Members Share Posted June 22, 2005 Oh, and no quotes from O Brother Where Art Thou or Raising Arizona??? "We're in a tight spot" or "Son, you got a panty on your head" What a crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Yools Posted June 22, 2005 Members Share Posted June 22, 2005 Unfortunately they left out the single best movie quote in history:"Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo."-Yools Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Undertoad Posted June 22, 2005 Members Share Posted June 22, 2005 Missing from the list: "Excuse me while I whip this out." "He would have an enormous schvanschtooker!" The Pulp Fiction quote, for me, would be:"And you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengence upon thee!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bholder Posted June 22, 2005 Members Share Posted June 22, 2005 Originally posted by mrcrow just put the lotion in the {censored}ing bucket...silence of the lambs i think we are going to need a bigger boat...jaws I'd have to go with "It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again" on that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bholder Posted June 22, 2005 Members Share Posted June 22, 2005 And, with a nod to The Ox's recent thread, how'd they miss "I'd like you to meet my leetle friend"?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zachoff Posted June 22, 2005 Members Share Posted June 22, 2005 Originally posted by bholder And, with a nod to The Ox's recent thread, how'd they miss "I'd like you to meet my leetle friend"?? They got that one.. #61 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ColdFyre Posted June 22, 2005 Members Share Posted June 22, 2005 No Princess Bride?? C'mon!! "Have fun storming the castle!" "I dunna think it means whatchoo think it means" "Mawwage, that bwessed evwent" "Fezzik, jog his memory." "Oops, I think I jogged him too hard" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Real MC Posted June 22, 2005 Members Share Posted June 22, 2005 Originally posted by ColdFyre No Princess Bride?? Inconceivable! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ezstep Posted June 22, 2005 Members Share Posted June 22, 2005 Originally posted by Thunderbroom 28. "Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By,'" "Casablanca," 1942. One of the often INCORRECTLY quoted lines in history. Nowhere in the movie does he say, "Play it again, Sam," but that is how most people quote it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members basshead Posted June 22, 2005 Members Share Posted June 22, 2005 I think ill step outside for some fresh air. MICKEY ROONEY - The BIG HOUSE--- BANG-BANG BANG,DA DA DADADADADA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Perfessor Posted June 22, 2005 Members Share Posted June 22, 2005 I like when Sean Connery said "Isn't that just like a wop. Bringing a knife to a gun fight". Can't remember the movie but it was a gangster flick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Yools Posted June 22, 2005 Members Share Posted June 22, 2005 Originally posted by Thunderbroom 28. "Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By,'" "Casablanca," 1942. Originally posted by ezstep One of the often INCORRECTLY quoted lines in history. Nowhere in the movie does he say, "Play it again, Sam," but that is how most people quote it. Another oft-incorrectly-quoted line is the Mae West classic: Originally posted by Thunderbroom 26. "Why don't you come up sometime and see me?", "She Done Him Wrong," 1933 ... not "Why don't you come up and see me sometime" like everyone says. -Yools Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dragoon Posted June 22, 2005 Members Share Posted June 22, 2005 Originally posted by B-Bottom Is there a sign in front of my garage that says dead nigger storage? Dude, I love that one. Here's the whole thing, from IMDB: Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmy! This is some serious gourmet {censored}! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET {censored} on us! What flavor is this?Jimmy: Knock it off, Jules.Jules: [pause] What?Jimmy: I don't need you to tell me how {censored}ing good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys {censored}. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.Jules: Oh, Jimmy, don't even worry about that...Jimmy: No no no no no, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?Jules: Jimmy, you know I ain't seen no...Jimmy: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.Jimmy: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?Jules: Why?Jimmy: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my {censored}ing business, that's why! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members beam Posted June 22, 2005 Members Share Posted June 22, 2005 Originally posted by Perfessor I like when Sean Connery said "Isn't that just like a wop. Bringing a knife to a gun fight". Can't remember the movie but it was a gangster flick. Untouchables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members s4001 Posted June 22, 2005 Members Share Posted June 22, 2005 Asps. Very dangerous. You go first. RUN AWAY!! Fly you fools! Anyone? Bueller? Anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dragoon Posted June 22, 2005 Members Share Posted June 22, 2005 A couple favorites from Platoon: Barnes: Are you smoking this {censored} so's to escape from reality? Me, I don't need this {censored}. I am reality. Barnes: Death? What do you all know about death? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMS Author Craig Vecchione Posted June 22, 2005 CMS Author Share Posted June 22, 2005 Originally posted by beam Untouchables. Yup. Another from it, paraphrased cuz I'm too lazy to look it up: "You know how you get Capone? When one of his pulls out a knife, you pull out a gun. When he puts one of your in the hospital, you put one of his in the morgue. That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMS Author Craig Vecchione Posted June 22, 2005 CMS Author Share Posted June 22, 2005 One they shouldn't have missed: "I'm Funny? Funny how? Funny like a clown? Funny like I MAKE YOU LAUGH????" - Goodfella's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMS Author Craig Vecchione Posted June 22, 2005 CMS Author Share Posted June 22, 2005 "Eight years of college down the drain" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nicebigstrings Posted June 22, 2005 Members Share Posted June 22, 2005 "Oh no Dryden. It's going to be fun." - Lawrence of Arabia "Don't shoot him. That just makes him madder" - Blazing Saddles "This is your horse. His name is Cocaine." - 1900 Withnail: "I can do twice as many drugs as you and run a {censored}ing marathon!!!" Danny: (removes sunglasses to reveal drugged-out gaze) "Very very rash words mate." - Withnail and I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Picker Posted June 22, 2005 Members Share Posted June 22, 2005 Good ones... Here's a few. "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.... And like that he was gone." Verbal Kent- The Usual Suspects (1995) "Do you think God created women by accident? Or did he inflict them on us on Purpose! 'Cause I really want to know." Jack -- The Witches of Eastwick "Too many notes, your Majesty" -- Amadeus ............................................................................................. And a short favorite Dialog. LESTER BANGS They make you feel cool. And hey. I met you. You are not "cool." WILLIAM I know. Even when I though I was, I knew I wasn't. LESTER BANGS That's because we are uncool! And while women will always be a problem for guys like us, most of the great art in the world is about that very problem. Good-looking people have no spine! Their art never lasts! They get the girls, but we're smarter. WILLIAM I can really see that now. LESTER BANGS Yeah, great art is about conflict and pain and guilt and longing and love disguised as sex, and sex disguised as love... and let's face it, you got a big head start. WILLIAM I'm glad you were home. LESTER BANGS I'm always home! I'm uncool! --- Almost Famous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members syciprider Posted June 23, 2005 Members Share Posted June 23, 2005 What?? No R Lee Ermey?? Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch, through her pretty pink panties, are over! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you can not contaminate the rest of the world! I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-f*** you! You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human f***ing beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian sh*t! There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gretschzildjian Posted June 23, 2005 Members Share Posted June 23, 2005 Pulp Fiction quotes huh. This one is one of my favourites:Jules: {censored}, nigger, what did you do to his towel? Vincent: I was dryin' my hands. Jules: You're supposed to wash 'em first. Vincent: You watched me wash 'em. Jules: I watched you get 'em wet. Vincent: I was washing 'em. But this {censored}'s hard to get off. Maybe if I had Lava or something, I coulda done a better job. Jules: I used the same {censored}in' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no god-damn Maxi-Pad. Damn, I just had to leave the library for the bathroom cause I couldn't stop laughing reading it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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