Members thelurker Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 You guys know how to make a guy go all tingly. Sorry, dude, that's your skin crawling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members B-Bottom Posted July 13, 2007 Author Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 Are they discussing how much they'd like to go to the break area for a nice steaming hot cup of Rodney? {censored} that's what all the ladies are saying here....the big ones and the well.......not so big ones. I'm a legend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 2manband Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 I would like for you to post a picture of yourself freakin on one of these tubbers when she's bending over to pick something up. She doesn't see you, but you're making an "OH" face and have one hand in the air - rodeo style. If you can pull this off, I will buy you a case of Miller Lite on Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members B-Bottom Posted July 13, 2007 Author Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 I would like for you to post a picture of yourself freakin on one of these tubbers when she's bending over to pick something up. She doesn't see you, but you're making an "OH" face and have one hand in the air - rodeo style. If you can pull this off, I will buy you a case of Miller Lite on Saturday. I'll see what i can do...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members English Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members B-Bottom Posted July 13, 2007 Author Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 well I'm not able to get a picture. But I did just shoot the one in the ass with a rubber band. Big suprise but she didn't notice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Super_Donut_Man Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 Are standing behind me talking about sex. I just threw up in my mouth In the wise words of Spinal Tap, "The bigger the cussion the sweeter the pushin'." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators ThudMaker Posted July 13, 2007 Moderators Share Posted July 13, 2007 well I'm not able to get a picture. But I did just shoot the one in the ass with a rubber band. Big suprise but she didn't noticeFrom the description you gave about how big they are, I'm not sure I'm too impressed you hit the target. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bonoman Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 Fat Bottomed Girls, you make the rocking world go 'round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members funkrockfreedomfighter Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 The dudes they had sex with must have had enormous penis's to get past all that fat... It makes me wonder, how does one maintain an erection in front of a super fat woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members B-Bottom Posted July 13, 2007 Author Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 From the description you gave about how big they are, I'm not sure I'm too impressed you hit the target. I'm certain Stevie Wonder could've hit her. I think the rubber band actually burned up before hitting her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mike fitzwell Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 The dudes they had sex with must have had enormous penis's to get past all that fat... It makes me wonder, how does one maintain an erection in front of a super fat woman? Lots of dirty talk and imagination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members B-Bottom Posted July 13, 2007 Author Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 t makes me wonder, how does one maintain an erection in front of a super fat woman? Well from the stories that I hear about these guys they aren't exactly prizes. the one behind me is always on the phone yelling at her boyfriend at the moment. The woman is about 56 years old and will allow any guy who gives her the time of day to move in with her. It's quite a scene let me tell you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 2manband Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 well I'm not able to get a picture. But I did just shoot the one in the ass with a rubber band. Big suprise but she didn't notice Close but not quite there. I guess that's good for 1 drink tho - Bacardi Razz + 7up, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members B-Bottom Posted July 13, 2007 Author Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 Close but not quite there. I guess that's good for 1 drink tho - Bacardi Razz + 7up, right? where are we going.....Stallions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 2manband Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 I think the rubber band actually burned up before hitting her. I'm on the floor doing my LOLZERCIZES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 2manband Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 where are we going.....Stallions? Not for all the T in Mr. T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members walkerci Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 The dudes they had sex with must have had enormous penis's to get past all that fat... It makes me wonder, how does one maintain an erection in front of a super fat woman? Suction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 they only date black guys....nuff said I want to name a band "Fat Chixxx love Black Dixxx" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BigPigPeaches Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 where are we going.....Stallions? Please tell me that's the name of a gay bar? Please? If so, feel free to start a nuclear war there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RIC N BACKER Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 I have a person in my family (not Blood-inlaw) that is morbidly Obesse.I just dont get how you can walk around like that. if you are so fat you ass keeps your back from hitting the riser of a couch you got a problem. I couldnt imagine having to live with someone whos ass is the size of a small foeign car let alone have to {censored} it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 2manband Posted July 14, 2007 Members Share Posted July 14, 2007 Please tell me that's the name of a gay bar?Please? Allow me to make your day......it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members B-Bottom Posted July 14, 2007 Author Members Share Posted July 14, 2007 Please tell me that's the name of a gay bar? Please? If so, feel free to start a nuclear war there. oh it's probably the most gay bar on the east coast. Bassgeek said he won't go in there because their are to many fags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Markee Posted July 14, 2007 Members Share Posted July 14, 2007 ...maybe they heard someone use your B-bottom handle and misunderstood. I wouldn't worry about getting shanked in the parking lot. Get a concealed Twinkie permit and start packin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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