Members B-Bottom Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 Are standing behind me talking about sex. I just threw up in my mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 2manband Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 Your single. There's no better way to get back on the horse than by having relations with a fat chick. Or so I've heard. I...um....ahem....well....yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members B-Bottom Posted July 13, 2007 Author Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 Your single. There's no better way to get back on the horse than by having relations with a fat chick. Or so I've heard. I...um....ahem....well....yeah. A slightly overweight chick with a decent face is one thing......these woman are bog monsters. I think the one has more hair on her face than I do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 2manband Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 East German Women's Hammer Throw team? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mike fitzwell Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 Ask them what kind of flour they use in the bedroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 I think the one has more hair on her face than I do Jealousy is SUCH an ugly emotion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hi.flyer Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 Fat chicks need lovin' too. They just have to pay for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitargod0dmw Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 I hate to say because they are really nice...but there are two twins here at work...they've got to be pushing 500 lbs. each. They look like those fat guys that ride motorcycles right next to each other...from Michael Jackson I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members B-Bottom Posted July 13, 2007 Author Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 Ask them what kind of flour they use in the bedroom. they would probably think I was coming on to them if I showed any interest. These woman would pick their teeth with me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 Just invite Mike Fitzwell over for a long weekend. He can service them, and get new avatar material at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ender_rpm Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 Ok, so I think I just threw up a little hearing that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mike fitzwell Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 Just invite Mike Fitzwell over for a long weekend. He can service them, and get new avatar material at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members B-Bottom Posted July 13, 2007 Author Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 Just invite Mike Fitzwell over for a long weekend. He can service them, and get new avatar material at the same time. I'm pretty sure that C7 would want to get in on that too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mike fitzwell Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 I'm pretty sure that C7 would want to get in on that too Right! Then him and I could challenge them to some volleyball: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members walkerci Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 Let's see now. It's 2007, you work for the government, and there are sexual harassment laws. Humm... If these women are talking about sex near your work area, you hear it, and it makes you violently ill... You are probably being sexually harassed. Keep a log of the dates and times, the names of the offenders, and tape their conversations. Also make note of whether any supervisors or managers are participating in or tolerating these activities. You never know when you might need to use this... EEOC Sexual Harassment Facts Note this gem: "The harasser's conduct must be unwelcome.":rolleyes: There is no way of knowing if the conduct was unlawful unless someone complains about it. If no one complains, it was legal! And what if the conduct was welcome when it occurred in the past, but now the "harassee" changes their mind? This law must have been written by a female... lawyer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 2manband Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 Yes! You need to flip the script on sexual harrassment. (Did you like my use of teh hip new lingo?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hi.flyer Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 ...(Did you like my use of teh hip new lingo?) Very nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members coyote-1 Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand! Or so I have read.... I guess it's apropos this thread found it's way into the bass forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members B-Bottom Posted July 13, 2007 Author Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 Yes! You need to flip the script on sexual harrassment. (Did you like my use of teh hip new lingo?) Oh yea it's off da chain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BigPigPeaches Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 Are they discussing how much they'd like to go to the break area for a nice steaming hot cup of Rodney? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members misterhinkydink Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 I'm pretty sure that C7 would want to get in on that too I was going to say maybe C7 could get a job there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 I was going to say maybe C7 could get a job there. Word, except I wouldn't live in PA for all the fat chicks in Samoa. C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hotblack Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 Grease it up and ride the ripples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members B-Bottom Posted July 13, 2007 Author Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 Word, except I wouldn't live in PA for all the fat chicks in Samoa.C7 All the cool kids are doing it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JacieFB Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 You guys know how to make a guy go all tingly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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