Members james on bass Posted November 20, 2007 Members Share Posted November 20, 2007 ** Chunky-B quote ** "I am sorry to say that I cannot vote in this poll because the obligatory BOALG and JM5 options were not available..." Is "JM5" an obligatory option for all polls, or only for polls concerning some sort of sexual confusion or dissatisfaction? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DevilRaysFan Posted November 20, 2007 Members Share Posted November 20, 2007 ** Chunky-B quote ** "I am sorry to say that I cannot vote in this poll because the obligatory BOALG and JM5 options were not available..." Is "JM5" an obligatory option for all polls, or only for polls conscerning some sort of sexual confusion or dissatisfaction? The term "JM5" can be used as a substitution form for words like "masturbation".... EXAMPLE: "My girlfriend is on the rag so I think Im going to go home, download porn, and JM5" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members xdamagexx Posted November 20, 2007 Members Share Posted November 20, 2007 roflmao..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members james on bass Posted November 20, 2007 Author Members Share Posted November 20, 2007 The term "JM5" can be used as a substitution form for words like "masturbation".... EXAMPLE: "My girlfriend is on the rag so I think Im going to go home, download porn, and JM5" Ah, gotcha. So, I'm on afternoon shift, and get home from work after the wife is in bed. Should I just have a couple beers watch some late night talk shows and go to bed, or just JM5 and go to sleep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DevilRaysFan Posted November 20, 2007 Members Share Posted November 20, 2007 Ah, gotcha.So, I'm on afternoon shift, and get home from work after the wife is in bed. Should I just have a couple beers watch some late night talk shows and go to bed, or just JM5 and go to sleep? or "I was told that if I JM5 too much, I might go blind!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members xdamagexx Posted November 20, 2007 Members Share Posted November 20, 2007 or "I ran out of socks this weekend because i JM5 too much." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DevilRaysFan Posted November 20, 2007 Members Share Posted November 20, 2007 or "I ran out of socks this weekend because i JM5 too much." exactly another one would be "When a dog does that across the lawn, is it JM5ing?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rummy Posted November 20, 2007 Members Share Posted November 20, 2007 Can we say "spank the JM5?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members xdamagexx Posted November 20, 2007 Members Share Posted November 20, 2007 or the classic one.. One birthday a mother of three boys accidentally used real BB's instead of the candy ones for her son's birthday cake. She noticed this after they had ate half the cake that night. She warned the boys and told them to call if any problems arose. the next day when the youngest boy got off the bus his mother asked. "well did they come out or you feel bad?" the boy replied yeah mom, i peed 3 BB's today.the next boy came up to her and before she was able to ask the question he said yeah mom im ok and i also peed BB's today with no problems. Later that afternoon when the oldest boy came home, the mother asked the question and with a long face the boy replied "No i was JM5 and i shot the neighbors cat."!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members basste Posted November 20, 2007 Members Share Posted November 20, 2007 JM5 seems to join BOALG in HCBF legend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DevilRaysFan Posted November 20, 2007 Members Share Posted November 20, 2007 Id also like to add that this can be used as a gerund, as in "masturbating": EXAMPLE:"Posting Parody Threads is like JM5ing on the Internet" (This one works perfectly)or "I went to the music store and all I heard was some asshole JM5ing on the bass" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members xdamagexx Posted November 20, 2007 Members Share Posted November 20, 2007 4 tha day crew... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members t3ch Posted November 20, 2007 Members Share Posted November 20, 2007 It can be used in multiple context... "This chick at the bar was smokin and possibly into me but I pulled a JM5 and slept alone that night" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DevilRaysFan Posted November 20, 2007 Members Share Posted November 20, 2007 It can be used in multiple context..."This chick at the bar was smokin and possibly into me but I pulled a JM5 and slept alone that night" Yes... it can also be used as an adjective, like "whack job"...... "That crazy asshole at the bar is such a JM5......" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonathan_matos5 Posted November 20, 2007 Members Share Posted November 20, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators ThudMaker Posted November 20, 2007 Moderators Share Posted November 20, 2007 Even a Frenchman posted in this thread. The bright side is that you're world famous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Kindness Posted November 20, 2007 Moderators Share Posted November 20, 2007 Right on. World famous. A legend. The Steve Bartman of relationships... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members i_wanna_les_paul Posted November 20, 2007 Members Share Posted November 20, 2007 This thread JM5's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonathan_matos5 Posted November 20, 2007 Members Share Posted November 20, 2007 That doesnt cheer me up about the situation. Unless i get some kind of speaking tour that pays a fortune so i can teach guys how to remain single. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Derek5272 Posted November 20, 2007 Members Share Posted November 20, 2007 That doesnt cheer me up about the situation.Unless i get some kind of speaking tour that pays a fortune so i can teach guys how to remain single. No no, you tell them everything that you do, so they can avoid that and get the girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chunky-b Posted November 21, 2007 Members Share Posted November 21, 2007 You now have the opportunity to write a self-help book that tells the rest of us all of the things NOT to do... :poke: "World famous author, JM5" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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