Members guitargod0dmw Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 Bonjourno, you cheese eating surrender monkey. YES!!! That's is probably my favorite line! :lol: I also like: Skinner said the teachers would crack any day now...purple monkey dishwasher. I'm pretty sure those are from the same episode too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Renfield Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 YES!!! That's is probably my favorite line! :lol: I also like: Skinner said the teachers would crack any day now...purple monkey dishwasher. I'm pretty sure those are from the same episode too... Yeah. I suspect that my other line ^^^ may be as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members venturawest Posted March 27, 2008 Author Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 Grampa: It's a bit of a drive, but on the way, we can have a nice father-son chat.Homer: Great! I'll go shoot myself for bringing this up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ec437 Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 mmm... free goo.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Renfield Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 My car gets 4 rods to the hogs head, and that's the way I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lokidecat Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 Homer: Here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Renfield Posted March 28, 2008 Members Share Posted March 28, 2008 "My cat's breath smells like cat food." - Ralph Wiggum"Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get." - Homer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ivanthetrble Posted March 28, 2008 Members Share Posted March 28, 2008 Bart and Lisa: Dad, we did something terrible! Homer:: Did you wreck the car? Bart and Lisa: No! Homer: Did you raise the dead? Bart and Lisa: Yes! Homer: But the car is OK? Alcohol, the cause of and answer to all of life's problems! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Super_Donut_Man Posted March 28, 2008 Members Share Posted March 28, 2008 Oooooh a sarcasm meter I can see that being really useful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassman1956 Posted March 28, 2008 Members Share Posted March 28, 2008 I swear there was some episode where Homer kissed an old man on the top of his head and then said "Its like licking a peanut." THIS made me laugh hard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hi.flyer Posted March 28, 2008 Members Share Posted March 28, 2008 "Hi, Lisa! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!" EDIT: D'oh, I was beaten to it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members W33nie Posted March 28, 2008 Members Share Posted March 28, 2008 http://www.20q.net/simpsons/ Pretty cool. Took the thing 25 tries to get "God" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members anothertxn Posted March 28, 2008 Members Share Posted March 28, 2008 Mmmm...sacralicious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted March 28, 2008 Members Share Posted March 28, 2008 Grandpa: "I'm an old man! I hate everything but Matlock! Ooh, it's on now!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members L. Ron Hoover Posted March 28, 2008 Members Share Posted March 28, 2008 Drunken Homer quotes: "So I sez, you want that money you come and find it, 'cause I don't know where it is, ya baloney! You make me wanna retch....." "Red M&M, Blue M&M, they all wind up the same color in the end..." (as said to agent Scully) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BoundandBlocked Posted March 28, 2008 Members Share Posted March 28, 2008 Recorded Homer voice: "I peed my pants!" Real Homer to Moe: "I recorded that for private use!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members countrybass Posted March 28, 2008 Members Share Posted March 28, 2008 Ouch..quit itouch..quit itouch...quit it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Renfield Posted March 28, 2008 Members Share Posted March 28, 2008 Ouch..quit itouch..quit itouch...quit it Oh, a wise guy eh? Nyuk nyuk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lonerstoenr Posted March 28, 2008 Members Share Posted March 28, 2008 Marge : They put me on their advertisementHomer : I think it makes your butt look bigLisa : well it seems to be working for Lumberjack BobHome stares at sign of Lumberjack Bob bulbous ass rotatingMust. Buy. Lumber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitargod0dmw Posted March 28, 2008 Members Share Posted March 28, 2008 Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?Homer: New glasses?Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him.Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.Marge: That's not what I meant.Homer: It was, Marge, admit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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