Members RIC N BACKER Posted May 18, 2009 Members Share Posted May 18, 2009 Farts are only funny when you can hear them. Without the sound, it's just nasty.I play bars which means the biggest "stage" I routinely see is 10x20. That is a small stage... You want to get back at him take some milk thisle a day beofre you next practice...trust me on this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burdizzos Posted May 18, 2009 Author Members Share Posted May 18, 2009 I don't want to get even, I just don't want to smell {censored}. I guess it's official, I'm {censored}ing old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members perrydabassman Posted May 18, 2009 Members Share Posted May 18, 2009 I don't want to get even, I just don't want to smell {censored}. I guess it's official, I'm {censored}ing old. Then light em up and burn off their eyebrows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members georgestrings Posted May 18, 2009 Members Share Posted May 18, 2009 If someone in my band made an issue out of farting on stage I'd promptly instruct him to remove the broomstick firmly lodged in his anus. Pretty much - how do you not fart when you have to??? Stop playing, and excuse yourself??? - hahaha!!! Granted, I don't go out of my way to rank out my bandmates - but if you gig enough, {censored} does happen... - georgestrings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RIC N BACKER Posted May 18, 2009 Members Share Posted May 18, 2009 Pretty much - how do you not fart when you have to??? Stop playing, and excuse yourself??? - hahaha!!! Granted, I don't go out of my way to rank out my bandmates - but if you gig enough, {censored} does happen... - georgestrings {censored} does happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bluescout Posted May 18, 2009 Members Share Posted May 18, 2009 I am SOOO glad I agree with everyone except the OP. I love to back up to the drums and give him that look that lets him know he's in trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Svi Posted May 18, 2009 Members Share Posted May 18, 2009 So is it acceptable otherwise to front in front of people? I always yell at my DH when he does, bc to me, it's rude. But then he goes on some rampage on how it's unhealtly to hold it on. I guess if you gotta fart, you gotta fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DevilRaysFan Posted May 18, 2009 Members Share Posted May 18, 2009 So is it acceptable otherwise to front in front of people? I always yell at my DH when he does, bc to me, it's rude. But then he goes on some rampage on how it's unhealtly to hold it on. I guess if you gotta fart, you gotta fart. I thought wimminz didnt fart? Im confused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bluescout Posted May 18, 2009 Members Share Posted May 18, 2009 I thought wimminz didnt fart? Im confused They go to the bathroom in groups so they can play "pull my finger". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Xuf Posted May 18, 2009 Members Share Posted May 18, 2009 WTF does DH and OP mean??? CANT U PPL JUST TYPE OUT THE {censored}ING LETTERS INSTEAD OF STUPID AKRONEMMZ =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lokidecat Posted May 18, 2009 Members Share Posted May 18, 2009 everyone farts. everyone. it's biology/anatomy. I don't find them funny, I find them gross (the idea of breathing particulate {censored} from someone's ass), but I'm old enough to understand that bodies function, and have to encourage band members to either do the aforementioned "Sit Down" and blow it out their asses, or make sure their morning diet is relatively benign on gig day. But srsly, get some noseplugs and play on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RockStringBendr Posted May 18, 2009 Members Share Posted May 18, 2009 (the idea of breathing particulate {censored} from someone's ass) :thu: hahahahhahahahhahahahhah LM MF AO Sticky Material Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burdizzos Posted May 18, 2009 Author Members Share Posted May 18, 2009 So is it acceptable otherwise to front in front of people? I always yell at my DH when he does, bc to me, it's rude. But then he goes on some rampage on how it's unhealtly to hold it on. I guess if you gotta fart, you gotta fart. Right. Somehow, most people manage not to fart in church or at job interviews without exploding. There's a difference between letting one slip and purposely squeezing one out because you think it's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rhythm Junky Posted May 18, 2009 Members Share Posted May 18, 2009 I was playing with this dude that cleared a bar with his farts. Then I was playing with this dude that would dock people's pay for farting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members blueyedmule Posted May 18, 2009 Members Share Posted May 18, 2009 Pass out the pre-game Beano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members perrydabassman Posted May 18, 2009 Members Share Posted May 18, 2009 I thought wimminz didnt fart? Im confused No man..........they poot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members toolbar Posted May 18, 2009 Members Share Posted May 18, 2009 this one of the funniest threads I've seen in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mlwarriner Posted May 18, 2009 Members Share Posted May 18, 2009 farts are funny. farts are {censored} without the mess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wades_keys Posted May 18, 2009 Members Share Posted May 18, 2009 There's a difference between letting one slip and purposely squeezing one out because you think it's funny. But...it IS funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burdizzos Posted May 18, 2009 Author Members Share Posted May 18, 2009 But...it IS funny. Like I said, the sound is funny, the stink is not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members georgestrings Posted May 18, 2009 Members Share Posted May 18, 2009 Right. Somehow, most people manage not to fart in church or at job interviews without exploding.There's a difference between letting one slip and purposely squeezing one out because you think it's funny. Yeah, but there's quite a bit of physical difference between sitting/standing at an interview or church - and rocking out a stage... While I agree that purposely trying to gross out your bandmates and those up front is being juvenile, I also understand that *sometimes* these things can't be avoided - given the nature of live performance... - georgestrings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 78pbass Posted May 18, 2009 Members Share Posted May 18, 2009 The day that this is NOT funny, they can stick my dead body in the cold cold ground.In some cases I will make a mid-afternoon run to Burger King for a large order of onion rings, just for fuel. +1 Exception: if there's a lady on stage with us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bluescout Posted May 18, 2009 Members Share Posted May 18, 2009 WTF does DH and OP mean??? CANT U PPL JUST TYPE OUT THE {censored}ING LETTERS INSTEAD OF STUPID AKRONEMMZ =P DH= Designated Hitter OP= Orange Prostate What the F is a WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members db. Posted May 18, 2009 Members Share Posted May 18, 2009 Pass out the pre-game Beano. Where's the fun in that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wades_keys Posted May 18, 2009 Members Share Posted May 18, 2009 Like I said, the sound is funny, the stink is not. "That's what fans are for...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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