Members ToeJamFootball Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 Originally Posted by Scary Bill I'm glad to hear work is better. Jobs that suck drain the life out of you. Thanks man Hey, does anyone know if anti-depressents can control anxiety? Or does anyone know of a better drug that will? I'm tired of not being able to sleep because I'm anxious, or just not bothering to go outside at all. It's not even rationalised anxiety either, I've got nothing to be anxious about, drives me nuts. There is a treadmill in the house, so I'm going to start jogging for a bit each day. Maybe that will help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members groutt Posted February 15, 2008 Members Share Posted February 15, 2008 My Bacon Flow Chart says I should be eating BACON. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted February 15, 2008 Members Share Posted February 15, 2008 mmm...bacon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Scary Bill Posted February 17, 2008 Members Share Posted February 17, 2008 Originally Posted by groutt My Bacon Flow Chart says I should be eating BACON. Who wouldn't want some bacon? Bacon is great. Now I must go get the bacon again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToeJamFootball Posted February 17, 2008 Members Share Posted February 17, 2008 Yeah right Lisa, some magical animal... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted February 17, 2008 Members Share Posted February 17, 2008 Originally Posted by Bonoman Random girl posing whilst scantily clad post... Gorram it, Bonoman, we just got wimmin back posting in the TK for a change. Don't you know we have a moratorium going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted February 17, 2008 Members Share Posted February 17, 2008 Originally Posted by ToeJamFootball Yeah right Lisa, some magical animal... Song to Bacon by Roy Blount, Jr Consumer groups have gone and taken Some of the savor out of bacon. Protein–per–penny in bacon, they say, Equals needles–per–square–inch of hay. Well, I know, after cooking all That’s left to eat is mighty small (You also get a lot of lossage In life, romance, and country sausage), And I will vote for making it cheaper, Wider, longer, leaner, deeper, But let’s not throw the baby, please, Out with the (visual rhyme here) grease. There’s nothing crumbles like bacon still, And I don’t think there ever will Be anything, whate’er you use For meat, that chews like bacon chews. And also: I wish these groups would tell Me whether they counted in the smell. The smell of it cooking’s worth $2.1O a pound. And howbout the sound? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted February 17, 2008 Members Share Posted February 17, 2008 Originally Posted by Thumper I'm proctoring mid-term exams for two of my young felons right now... Wow. Now you're a prison proctologist? I feel so sorry for you... At least you'll get legit use of Kramer's ASS MAN license plate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToeJamFootball Posted February 19, 2008 Members Share Posted February 19, 2008 Lost within my plans for life, it all seems so unreal... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted February 19, 2008 Members Share Posted February 19, 2008 Originally Posted by Zamfir Wow. Now you're a prison proctologist? I feel so sorry for you... At least you'll get legit use of Kramer's ASS MAN license plate. I teach in a youth corrections facility. Some of my guys have earned their high school diploma and are taking classes online at a local community college, hence my need to proctor exams and such. Proctology and @ss jokes take on a new meaning in corrections... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Giddry Posted February 19, 2008 Members Share Posted February 19, 2008 I'm watching "History of the Joke" on History Channel. It's not as funny as I thought it would be considering Lewis Black is hosting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members PiotreX Posted February 19, 2008 Members Share Posted February 19, 2008 can someone fill me in on how this mega-thread came into existence and why it still hasn't collapsed in on itself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted February 20, 2008 Members Share Posted February 20, 2008 Originally Posted by PiotreX can someone fill me in on how this mega-thread came into existence and why it still hasn't collapsed in on itself? I swear I'm going to save down this answer. Wish I could automate it... *ahem* How it came into existence Sometime in the early 2000s (2001?), a deranged, sheep-bothering poster with S&M predilections known as T-40 posted something like the original post to this thread: namely, that every thread he posted in proceeded to drop like a rock. He did it as a test, expecting to see this thread drop even faster than the others. Perverse human social interaction on the int3rwebz being what it is, several posters ensured this was not to be. Since then, the cast of characters has changed remarkably (some are more persistent at posting over the long haul than others). The thread is a repository of all kinds of off-topic comments, images, vids, and other content. It has become a mini-community within Harmony Central Bass Forum (HCBF), where conversations meander every which way, with no presumption of logical connections between comments. Btw, we were here long before Open Jam was ever created, and we pride ourselves on relatively less inane, which is to say, far better content. You can read without feeling sullied (usually). However, trying to read the whole damn thing is asking for a trip to a mental health facility of your local police force's choice. Because one poster coughfrunobulaxcough gets flustered at seeing bass- or music-related content, other users sometimes post that here, too. But I digress. The current thread contains only a portion of its history. The original thread hit well over 10,000 posts and was eating forum server space well beyond what Harmony Central admins were willing to tolerate. Consequently, the first ten posts would get snipped off into a new Thread Killer (TK) after the thread hit 1,000 posts, and the preceding thread would drop off the forum. This worked reasonably well until bassaussie broke it And we lost most of the first ten posts. Fortunately the original T-40 post was recreated by the same, despite forgetting his password for a couple of years. Why it still hasn't collapsed in on itself Musician's Friend (which bought HC) installed a whole crapload of new server space around 2006 (2007?). Consequently the thread was able to resume and exceed its absurdly huge proportions of yesteryear. It is the duty of every regular Thread Killer to keep the thread bumped up somewhere in the first four pages of HCBF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Low Tone Posted February 20, 2008 Members Share Posted February 20, 2008 T-40 is a legend in his own mind because of this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToeJamFootball Posted February 20, 2008 Members Share Posted February 20, 2008 Originally Posted by Low Tone T-40 is a legend in his own mind because of this thread. Who are you to make this claim?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Low Tone Posted February 20, 2008 Members Share Posted February 20, 2008 Originally Posted by ToeJamFootball Who are you to make this claim?? Who do you want me to be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Retrovertigo Posted February 20, 2008 Members Share Posted February 20, 2008 I've been up for 3 days - hair is greasy, armpits smell, clothes are dirty and I have dozens of missed calls. To top it off, I've run out of smokes and it is fairly cold outside... It's been a good week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Low Tone Posted February 20, 2008 Members Share Posted February 20, 2008 Originally Posted by Retrovertigo I've been up for 3 days - hair is greasy, armpits smell, clothes are dirty and I have dozens of missed calls. To top it off, I've run out of smokes and it is fairly cold outside... It's been a good week Sounds like a routine day for me back in my 20's. God I miss those good times..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Retrovertigo Posted February 20, 2008 Members Share Posted February 20, 2008 Originally Posted by Low Tone Sounds like a routine day for me back in my 20's. God I miss those good times..... I'll be in Missouri from the 28th till the 1st of March, come hang out and get drunk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Low Tone Posted February 20, 2008 Members Share Posted February 20, 2008 Originally Posted by Retrovertigo I'll be in Missouri from the 28th till the 1st of March, come hang out and get drunk! What part of MO will you be in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members groutt Posted February 20, 2008 Members Share Posted February 20, 2008 Planet Claire has pink air Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Retrovertigo Posted February 20, 2008 Members Share Posted February 20, 2008 Originally Posted by Low Tone What part of MO will you be in? Mojo's in Columbia on the 28th Edit: Shenanigans in Bellville, IL on the 29th and Rude Dog Pub in Cape Girardeau on March 1st Edit cont. - Looks like it is only 2 days in MO., there was a brief mixup, I guess. ...still haven't had a smoke. I'm thinking this might be a great time to quit, but I've got a long drive tonight for rehearsal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted February 20, 2008 Members Share Posted February 20, 2008 Originally Posted by Retrovertigo I've been up for 3 days - hair is greasy, armpits smell, clothes are dirty and I have dozens of missed calls. To top it off, I've run out of smokes and it is fairly cold outside... It's been a good week Shower already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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