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Music Fest. Annual (Lexington)


Seeking bands that would like to get together an annual festival. Requirements would be an even gate split after all expenses were taken for the festival. All genres would be welcome. All bands must have a representative to attend meetings and vote on specifics about the festival and represent your band. In addition to a representative to attend meetings each band would have to come up with a number of volunteers to help work the grounds, example checking tickets at gate, selling tickets, cleaning up grounds after the festival, information booth, etc. wherever there is a need. Reply with detailed information as to what you have to offer to a festival of this type. Be prepared to work very hard to accomplish...

 

 

Once again, someone who has an idea but gets others to work for him.

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Ha ha! Yeah, nothing says "well oiled machine" like a festival run by a gaggle of inexperienced volunteers who have to vote on everything.

 

 

Stranger things have happened. Lets decorate the barn and put on a play. ohtaaaaaa spanky

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Bands are also expected to kick in and cover any expenses that may be incurred during this process, including facility charges, equipment rentals, permit fees, security, insurance, legal counsel, as well as my nightly bar tabs, coke/meth/heroin habit, and tranny hookers up to and including the day of the event.

 

Payment required in advance as a symbol of your dedication and commitment to this festival and your own music.

 

But think of the EXPOSURE!!!!

 

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OMG what a total fail. I'd show up at this festival just to meet the guy who put it all together to congratulate him on winning the douchebag of the decade award.

 

 

Only problem with your plan is that it assumes this cluster actually happens.

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Ha ha! Yeah, nothing says "well oiled machine" like a festival run by a gaggle of inexperienced volunteers who have to vote on everything.

 

 

well said.

 

Do you know what a mule is? It's a racehorse built by committee...

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