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Originally posted by dZjupp

is it just me, or do you think that if metasonix got rid of the whole butt probe phenomena that it might sell alot of units>

 

 

The Metasonix TX-2 is the most expensive tube distortion pedal ever! It is outside the budget constraints of your average pedal junky. It's not a mass market item. It's made for an elite group of working musicians who understand it's potential.

 

What's in a name? The words Butt Probe are sarcastically meant for those who don't understand the uniqueness of the pedal. If you ever said to someone, stick it up your ass you know where Metasonix is going with it.

 

It has so much gain it hums like your amps at 10. It's so loud it can't be set up for unity gain. It uses three 4BN6 tubes used as FM detectors in table radios and TV sets. One of the tubes is used for a filter that sweeps high frequencies of the signal. Your also given control of the tube's screen grid voltage creating secondary emissions and excelerating electrons to alter the distortion. Changing electron flow in a guitar pedal enters a new dimension of user control of distortion.

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Originally posted by StompboxMan



The Metasonix TX-2 is the most expensive tube distortion pedal ever! It is outside the budget constraints of your average pedal junky. It's not a mass market item. It's made for elite group of working musicians who understand it's potential.


 

Whew! That's some smoke you are blowing up our arses! :)

 

My circuitbent SD-1 puts that overpriced, clod-hopping, all show/no go box to shame. :cool:

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Originally posted by StompboxMan



unlikely and impossible!

Can't be both.

 

It's stupid expensive.

 

I see NO justification for it's price.

 

"So loud it cannot be set for unity gain" that's just built-in hype!

You can make anything so it'll produce inity gain!

They just chose not to. LAZY.

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Originally posted by StompboxMan



The one I have has the addition to that picture with brown and red paint smeared over the top with the words, eat pussy on one side and F*#k You on the other. Truly disturbing!

 

sounds like a great pedal to take to church to play!:D

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Originally posted by StompboxMan

The Metasonix TX-2 is the most expensive tube distortion pedal ever! It is outside the budget constraints of your average pedal junky. It's not a mass market item. It's made for an elite group of working musicians who understand it's potential.

 

 

Or an elite group of working dentists.

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Originally posted by metasonix

ha ha ha. i love to watch dweebs complaining on a forum about the Butt Probe.


btw, it's selling REALLY fast--I estimate 10-20 pieces a month.


So go ahead, keep whining. Thanks for the publicity.

 

 

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Originally posted by metasonix

ha ha ha. i love to watch dweebs complaining on a forum about the Butt Probe.


btw, it's selling REALLY fast--I estimate 10-20 pieces a month.


So go ahead, keep whining. Thanks for the publicity.

 

what a great busines man.:rolleyes:

 

prick/troll.

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Originally posted by metasonix

ha ha ha. i love to watch dweebs complaining on a forum about the Butt Probe.


btw, it's selling REALLY fast--I estimate 10-20 pieces a month.


So go ahead, keep whining. Thanks for the publicity.

 

 

this would be funny if we where saying "ohh it sounds like {censored} i dont {censored}ing get it!"

but thats not the case...

it just sounds boring to me.

ie not that crazy/bad sounding.

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Originally posted by StompboxMan



Another tiny review by sound clips not actual use.

 

 

its a fuzz box!

come on!

i dont care if its noisy/piercing/mushy/whatever...

all it does it distort things period.(ok some intermodulation as well)

this is fine!

im sure it does that well. theres just so much cockness behind there products, insinuating that they've done something so unreal and discusting that no one could ever understand!

im just saying...i read the description and got psyched...

then i was super let down to hear yet another quote un-quote "crazy sounding fuzz"

these pedals should by all means be made...i do it myself...

but for me there advertising is a lot more exciting then the product.

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Originally posted by doug deeper



its a fuzz box!

come on!

i dont care if its noisy/piercing/mushy/whatever...

all it does it distort things period.(ok some intermodulation as well)

this is fine!

im sure it does that well. theres just so much cockness behind there products, insinuating that they've done something so unreal and discusting that no one could ever understand!

im just saying...i read the description and got psyched...

then i was super let down to hear yet another quote un-quote "crazy sounding fuzz"

these pedals should by all means be made...i do it myself...

but for me there advertising is a lot more exciting then the product.

 

 

and then on top of all that, the builder registers just to post how stupid we all are if we don't think his pedal is cool.

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