Members tenoken Posted August 8, 2007 Members Share Posted August 8, 2007 + works just as well. +999 Coffee alone clears me out like a bullet train. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BmoreTele Posted August 8, 2007 Members Share Posted August 8, 2007 Back in the nineteenth century, colon cleansing was the cure-all. Jethro Kloss recommended coffee and cayenne enemas. The Kellogg brothers (of Corn Flakes, Raisin Bran, Frosted Mini-Wheats, and Froot Loops fame) ran a sanitarium in Battle Creek which offered high colonics. Take your body weight in pounds, divide the number in half, drink that many ounces of water daily. Or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fly135 Posted August 8, 2007 Members Share Posted August 8, 2007 A guy at work here just started doing this. No feedback yet cept lots of poop'n. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members avapxia Posted August 8, 2007 Members Share Posted August 8, 2007 Apparently you have not seen Penn & Teller's Bull{censored}! They did an episode on this stuff and it is just a big scam. No actual medical value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SUPER VELCROBOY Posted August 8, 2007 Members Share Posted August 8, 2007 Apparently you have not seen Penn & Teller's Bull{censored}! They did an episode on this stuff and it is just a big scam. No actual medical value. yeah i'm sort of laughing at everyone who is buying into this right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nedsteve Posted August 8, 2007 Members Share Posted August 8, 2007 Shouldn't this thread be in OJ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Urinate Forever Posted August 8, 2007 Members Share Posted August 8, 2007 you guys do know that weird stuff comes out of you right? it can't be that big of a scam if seaweed's flying out your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tenoken Posted August 8, 2007 Members Share Posted August 8, 2007 Not really a scam, because we do have a lot of SHTUFF inside us that doesn't need to be there. I heard from a few sources that John Wayne had 40 lbs of excrement inside his colon upon death. Why that piece of trivia is out there, I'm not sure. But I doubt that if true, he would be equally as healthy if the number was closer to zero lbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Urinate Forever Posted August 8, 2007 Members Share Posted August 8, 2007 Yeah, it's to make middle aged women like my mom feel better that they lost weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SUPER VELCROBOY Posted August 8, 2007 Members Share Posted August 8, 2007 actually i take it back. this thread should be entertaining to see witness all the gullibility Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DICKTRON Posted August 8, 2007 Members Share Posted August 8, 2007 Not really a scam, because we do have a lot of SHTUFF inside us that doesn't need to be there. I heard from a few sources that John Wayne had 40 lbs of excrement inside his colon upon death. Why that piece of trivia is out there, I'm not sure. But I doubt that if true, he would be equally as healthy if the number was closer to zero lbs. Show me a legitimate source. Better yet, direct me to a single GI surgeon who has ever documented finding "SHTUFF" inside a patient they were operating on. Total scam folks. One of the oldest in the history of quackery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Keith SIO Posted August 8, 2007 Members Share Posted August 8, 2007 my mom was doing that. the stuff that comes outta you is so gross. its like seaweed type {censored}. aliens living inside of us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members avapxia Posted August 8, 2007 Members Share Posted August 8, 2007 Show me a legitimate source. Better yet, direct me to a single GI surgeon who has ever documented finding "SHTUFF" inside a patient they were operating on.Total scam folks. One of the oldest in the history of quackery. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fly135 Posted August 8, 2007 Members Share Posted August 8, 2007 it can't be that big of a scam if seaweed's flying out your ass. Apparently the "seaweed" is gelled contents of the colon cleanser. http://rawveg.info/coloncleanse.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Urinate Forever Posted August 8, 2007 Members Share Posted August 8, 2007 actually i take it back. this thread should be entertaining to see witness all the gullibility Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Urinate Forever Posted August 8, 2007 Members Share Posted August 8, 2007 Apparently the "seaweed" is gelled contents of the colon cleanser.http://rawveg.info/coloncleanse.html interesting. first piece of evidence i've seen, and now i'm convinced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SUPER VELCROBOY Posted August 8, 2007 Members Share Posted August 8, 2007 there is only a handful of medical reasons to "cleanse" your colon and they all involve invasive procedures. The first is for preparation for colon surgery or a colonoscopy, like a colon resection (colectomy), in which the patient is given an enema (from above and below) to illicit clearance of stool. this helps with visualization during colonoscopy and stool contamination during surgery. some surgeons don't even do enemas anymore prior to surgery because there is evidence that this cause an unwanted inflammatory response. the other medical reason for possibly cleaning the bowel is for bezoar. some people don't digest food-stuff very easily and so the food get stuck in the stomach or the small bowel but rarely in the colon. sometimes the bezoar causes a bowel obstruction that can be life threatening. this needs surgical intervention. the kind of cleansing that this thread speaks of is of course UTTER BULL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SUPER VELCROBOY Posted August 8, 2007 Members Share Posted August 8, 2007 Apparently the "seaweed" is gelled contents of the colon cleanser.http://rawveg.info/coloncleanse.html psyllium/metamucil/fiber are well known in the medical field and are not cleansing agents. they promote clearance of stool by giving it more bulk. people who needs these are usual suspects of constipated individuals or your grandfather. these things don't clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cg_25 Posted August 8, 2007 Members Share Posted August 8, 2007 I totally agree with the first post. HOWEVER, I tried a colon cleanser drink mix and it didn't turn out well. I bought this mix that came in a kool-aid like container and I was required to drink a glass of water with the mix added once a day. The stuff was so nasty I went 2 days and gave up. It tased to grotesque. It was like drinking sand water... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mel Cooley Posted August 8, 2007 Members Share Posted August 8, 2007 Take a few thousand milligrams of Vitamin C three times a day until the effect you're looking for sets in. It won't take long and isn't harmful. Be sure to rehydrate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OldCrankyDouche Posted August 8, 2007 Members Share Posted August 8, 2007 Ive never done the colon cleanse, but Ive done kidney and liver cleanses, and they made me feel 100x better than I did before. I should probably do one of each again. Check out Clarke's remedies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members seblo_15 Posted August 8, 2007 Members Share Posted August 8, 2007 Well I am glad for the people that were able to convince another sucker to buy this stuff, just as long as it is not me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jazzdrum Posted August 8, 2007 Members Share Posted August 8, 2007 When I was going through basic training back in the day, we had a dude die from water intoxication in one of the other training squadrons. Dude was up all night drinking water from the sink cause He didn't want to Fail out of basic training and dissapoint his family / freinds. All the TI's (training instructors with smokey the bear hats) kept saying "hydrate hydrate hydrate". He apparently drank like 9 gallons from the sink..... Hey URINATE FOREVER: How do you know what your mom's poop looks like? Does she forget to flush, or was it like "yo urinate forever, come check out my {censored}! it's got seaweed in it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mxr20 Posted August 9, 2007 Members Share Posted August 9, 2007 here's a tip instead of shoving things up your ass/ expading you colon for "medical" purposes, just buy a dildo and stop pretending that's not what this is all about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zachman Posted August 9, 2007 Members Share Posted August 9, 2007 my mom was doing that. the stuff that comes outta you is so gross. its like seaweed type {censored}. Figures- you were checking it out. Nah, J/K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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