Members Wilbo26 Posted February 4, 2007 Members Share Posted February 4, 2007 Just in case you don't remember how these go, I shall explain. I'll start us off with the first sentence, and each person will add another sentence onto that until our story is complete. Perhaps it will even be a novel. Let's go. Edit: Don't forget to quote the previous post or include the previous part of the story in your story so it makes more sense. One day, a young boy named Ryan Adelphi woke up, went to the bathroom and began to brush his teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members murch33 Posted February 4, 2007 Members Share Posted February 4, 2007 But after a few quick brushes, he noticed his toothbrush tasted a little "off"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sense_of_henry Posted February 4, 2007 Members Share Posted February 4, 2007 But after a few quick brushes, he noticed his toothbrush tasted a little "off"... He had often thought about rubbing peoples' toothbrushes on the toilet seat when he was at parties and his mind immediately rushed to this scenario. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PeelingPaint98 Posted February 4, 2007 Members Share Posted February 4, 2007 Then he remembered the rim job he gave Markom just a few short hours ago and sat the toothbrush down with a wistful sigh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sense_of_henry Posted February 4, 2007 Members Share Posted February 4, 2007 Then he remembered the rim job he gave Markom just a few short hours ago and sat the toothbrush down with a wistful sigh. Could his dream have actually occured? His mind raced... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rushtallica Posted February 4, 2007 Members Share Posted February 4, 2007 And cocks a'plenty embraced he, longing for that one chewy stick of Big Red... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mumford Posted February 4, 2007 Members Share Posted February 4, 2007 "Am I a character in Finnegan's Wake?" he wondered aloud, chewing his toast thoughtfully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sense_of_henry Posted February 4, 2007 Members Share Posted February 4, 2007 "Am I a character in Finnegan's Wake?" he wondered aloud, chewing his toast thoughtfully. Although he never liked Joyce, he had read Finnegan's Wake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members YourHerodDGC Posted February 4, 2007 Members Share Posted February 4, 2007 Although he never liked Joyce, he had read Finnegan's Wake. "My day sure took a strange turn quickly," he thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ScreamCage Posted February 4, 2007 Members Share Posted February 4, 2007 "My day sure took a strange turn quickly," he thought. He broke himself out of his thoughts, grabbed his signature Hasselhoff backpack and made his way to his new job at the fudge-packing factory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sense_of_henry Posted February 4, 2007 Members Share Posted February 4, 2007 He broke himself out of his thoughts, grabbed his signature Hasselhoff backpack and made his way to his new job at the fudge-packing factory. Although he wasn't in the union yet, he was nearing the end of his probation and was making friends with the shift lead-hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dysorexia Posted February 4, 2007 Members Share Posted February 4, 2007 Although he wasn't in the union yet, he was nearing the end of his probation and was making friends with the shift lead-hand. He knew if the security cameras caught him jerking off on the DMM's in GC, he would surely lose more than just his dignity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ScreamCage Posted February 4, 2007 Members Share Posted February 4, 2007 He knew if the security cameras caught him jerking off on the DMM's in GC, he would surely lose more than just his dignity. He then suddenly thought to himself "Wow...Where the hell did that come from?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tocs100 Posted February 4, 2007 Members Share Posted February 4, 2007 He knew if the security cameras caught him jerking off on the DMM's in GC, he would surely lose more than just his dignity. Then, checking his email, he squealed with delight that his toneczar pedal would be ready in exactly 3.2 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members whitepapagold Posted February 4, 2007 Members Share Posted February 4, 2007 Then, checking his email, he squealed with delight that his toneczar pedal would be ready in exactly 3.2 years. Which was actually a good thing considering his ability to play had yet to reach a level which necessitates a 700 dollar pedal, and that leaves time to practice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sense_of_henry Posted February 4, 2007 Members Share Posted February 4, 2007 Which was actually a good thing considering his ability to play had yet to reach a level which necessitates a 700 dollar pedal, and that leaves time to practice! Meanwhile, playing aside, work was calling... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gil1 Posted February 4, 2007 Members Share Posted February 4, 2007 Meanwhile, playing aside, work was calling... "Ok", he said, "those asshole aren't going to {censored} themselves!" And he grabbed the olive oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sense_of_henry Posted February 4, 2007 Members Share Posted February 4, 2007 "Ok", he said, "those asshole aren't going to {censored} themselves!"And he grabbed the olive oil. Now, while harder and deeper were the instructions of the day, he thought, "why not change things up a bit?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members comfortablynumb Posted February 4, 2007 Members Share Posted February 4, 2007 Now, while harder and deeper were the instructions of the day, he thought, "why not change things up a bit?" Then he died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gil1 Posted February 4, 2007 Members Share Posted February 4, 2007 Then he died. Finally, he thought he was at peace. Then, in his grave, who should come but Wilbo, digging him up with a tube of KY jelly in his hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dysorexia Posted February 4, 2007 Members Share Posted February 4, 2007 Finally, he thought he was at peace. Then, in his grave, who should come but Wilbo, digging him up with a tube of KY jelly in his hand. twas' a slipper day indeed~!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thenakedarab Posted February 4, 2007 Members Share Posted February 4, 2007 For Wilbo knew that the dried out anus of a corpse is a tight thing; only with liberal annointing of lubrication may one blow the breath of life back through the sphincter in the age old way of his ancestors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gil1 Posted February 4, 2007 Members Share Posted February 4, 2007 For Wilbo knew that the dried out anus of a corpse is a tight thing; only with liberal annointing of lubrication may one blow the breath of life back through the sphincter in the age old way of his ancestors. So Wilbo got on his cell phone to his friend Inscho, who was well known to enjoy buggering dead people. "You get sloppy seconds", he laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sense_of_henry Posted February 4, 2007 Members Share Posted February 4, 2007 So Wilbo got on his cell phone to his friend Inscho, who was well known to enjoy buggering dead people. "You get sloppy seconds", he laughed. With Wilbo and Inscho not around to defend themselves, Gil1 pushed on with his story-agenda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GRINGO_LOCO Posted February 4, 2007 Members Share Posted February 4, 2007 "How could my palms have possibly gotten this hairy", he wondered silently as he thumbed through the pages of his beastiality porn magazine ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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