Members amarr1 Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 "Hey! We're both wearing shoes! Let's {censored}." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Drifter182 Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 "Nice back pack, want to make out?" I watched some dude use that at a concert. it worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted August 2, 2009 Author Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 that's awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members costch Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 "Does this rag smell like ether to you?" Works every time. I don't take credit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted August 2, 2009 Author Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 I'm hoping no one uses the Fred Flintstone one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jisatsu Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 Do you work for UPS? Because Damn I could have swore I saw you checking out my package. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jisatsu Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 I'm hoping no one uses the Fred Flintstone one. I'm no fred flintstone but I'm sure to make your bedrock!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members timeforheroes Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 i'm not trying to impress you... but im batman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted August 2, 2009 Author Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 I'm no fred flintstone but I'm sure to make your bedrock!?Here's the obligatory library card one:I can't seem to find my library card, but can I check you out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jisatsu Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 Hi my name is Doug, that's god back wards with a little bit of you in the middle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members costch Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 "So I have a penis..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members royal crxsh johnson Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 hey is your dad a pilot? because you have a really nice rack. does this rag smell like chloroform to you? what's the difference between a knife and a ferrari? i don't have a knife in my pocket. get in the van. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted August 2, 2009 Author Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 "So I have a penis..." winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Akridosity Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 hey is your dad a pilot? because you have a really nice rack.does this rag smell like chloroform to you?what's the difference between a knife and a ferrari? i don't have a knife in my pocket. get in the van. I think you messed uped that last one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members royal crxsh johnson Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 I think you messed uped that last one.no i didn't. would you {censored} with a man big enough to carry a ferrari in his pocket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members costch Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 "I see that you have breasts..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members reprove Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 Man: I have a feeling your getting laid tonight. Woman: How do you know that? Man: I'm stronger than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members costch Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 "Well, this cock isn't going to suck itself." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fool Evolved Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 Do you live on a Chicken farm? because you sure know how to raise cock!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fuzzface71 Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 1)I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. 2)(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes. 3)Nice legs...what time do they open? 4)Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. 5) You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 6)Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 7)I may not be the best looking guy in here,but I'm the only onetalking to you. 8)I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted BedThrasher, have you seen one? 9)I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earthtonight. 10)Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. 11)I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. 12)Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag. 13)I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. 14)Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven? 15)You might not be the best looking girl here,but beauty is only alight switch away. 16)Are those real? 17)You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy. 18)You can feel the magic between us...No, lower! 19)I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. (I luv this one) 20)Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya. 21)If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. 22)(Look down at the crotch) It's not just going to suck itself. 23)You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. 24)You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any Questions? 25)F@@@ me if I'm wrong but is your name Helga? 26)Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. 27)My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later. 28)Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? 29)Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. 30)My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute." 31)Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. 32)My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to. 33)I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? 34)If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public. 35)Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? What you don't like pizza? 36)I may not be Dairy Queen but I'll treat you right. 37)Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me. 38) Do you sleep on your stomach at night? Can I??? 39)Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them. 40)If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold IT against me? 41)I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 42) If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you and I together. 43)Let me check the tag on your shirt, I want to see if it says "Made in Heaven"(This is my fav) 44)Hey nice shoes, wanna f@@@? 45)I forgot my number, can I have yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members goaway Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 is that a mirror in your pocket cause i can see myself in your pants! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members soulsonic Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 Your daddy must be a theif..... my wallet is missing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Optimus Prime Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 If I got you drunk enough, would I at least have a chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John_McEnroe Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 Want to go halves on a bastard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members K2000 Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 Does this look infected? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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