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Vegan ties to Satanism!?


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I think there may be something to this satanism/veganism theory.


My first year of grad school, I lived in a dorm that was somewhat apartment-style. Three suites on each floor (all guys or all girls in each suite). Each suite shared a bathroom. One common kitchen for the whole floor.


The vegans/vegetarians (who, I might add, were all female) were MILITANT about their opposition to all things carnivorous. FACIST. For instance, when the RA assigned out space in the two refrigerators, the vegans nearly rioted the greater Boston area because they had to share fridge space with the carnivores. After much turmoil the RA reassigned spots so there was a vegetarian fridge and a carnivore fridge.


On another occasion, being a Midwestern boy far away from home, I got really hungry midway through the semester for a good old fashioned meatloaf. I called my mom, got her recipe, went to the store, mixed the stuff up. I was very excited because as it was baking it was actually looking somewhat like mom's meatloaf. Right at my moment of glory, when it was done and I was pulling it out of the oven, a pack of the vegans entered the kitchen. Their reaction to me taking the meatloaf out of the oven was something akin to how they would have reacted if they had walked in on me while in the middle of sacrificing a human child. Possibly worse. A thirty minute long melee ensued.


After the meatloaf incident, one of my suitemates decided enough was enough. He spent the rest of the semester doing absolutely everything possible to enrage the vegans. Leaving hunting catalogs on the kitchen table, leaving "Cattle Farming Monthly" (or whatever the trade publication is) on the kitchen table, cooking steak frequently, and posting quotes from historical figures like "I have nothing against animals. I enjoy them often with a side of creamed peas and a nice savory gravy," etc.

 

more douchbag that dietary choice probably. if they were super into anything that is how they would have acted... like it they were huge Rand fans they would have rioted over people sharing and giving a care :idk:

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I think there may be something to this satanism/veganism theory.


My first year of grad school, I lived in a dorm that was somewhat apartment-style. Three suites on each floor (all guys or all girls in each suite). Each suite shared a bathroom. One common kitchen for the whole floor.


The vegans/vegetarians (who, I might add, were all female) were MILITANT about their opposition to all things carnivorous. FACIST. For instance, when the RA assigned out space in the two refrigerators, the vegans nearly rioted the greater Boston area because they had to share fridge space with the carnivores. After much turmoil the RA reassigned spots so there was a vegetarian fridge and a carnivore fridge.


On another occasion, being a Midwestern boy far away from home, I got really hungry midway through the semester for a good old fashioned meatloaf. I called my mom, got her recipe, went to the store, mixed the stuff up. I was very excited because as it was baking it was actually looking somewhat like mom's meatloaf. Right at my moment of glory, when it was done and I was pulling it out of the oven, a pack of the vegans entered the kitchen. Their reaction to me taking the meatloaf out of the oven was something akin to how they would have reacted if they had walked in on me while in the middle of sacrificing a human child. Possibly worse. A thirty minute long melee ensued.


After the meatloaf incident, one of my suitemates decided enough was enough. He spent the rest of the semester doing absolutely everything possible to enrage the vegans. Leaving hunting catalogs on the kitchen table, leaving "Cattle Farming Monthly" (or whatever the trade publication is) on the kitchen table, cooking steak frequently, and posting quotes from historical figures like "I have nothing against animals. I enjoy them often with a side of creamed peas and a nice savory gravy," etc.

 

 

You mean some people into a certain lifestyle can be assholes about it? SHOCKING!

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