Members Naterel Posted September 16, 2011 Members Share Posted September 16, 2011 They got brands like "Morningstar Farms" and they sell you things called "Seitan", BEAAAAAAANNNNNS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ryan. Posted September 16, 2011 Members Share Posted September 16, 2011 lots of products with morningstar in them... i always wondered if they realized that satan was the morningstar i feel bad for satan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Naterel Posted September 16, 2011 Author Members Share Posted September 16, 2011 Its all part of the plan, I tell you man *puts on "bellpepper" shaped tin foil hat* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members El Gallo Negro Posted September 16, 2011 Members Share Posted September 16, 2011 Meatless chorizo is obviously The Devil's work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ryan. Posted September 16, 2011 Members Share Posted September 16, 2011 hahahaha you almost made me spit beer on the gf's macbook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Naterel Posted September 16, 2011 Author Members Share Posted September 16, 2011 Meatless chorizo is obviously The Devil's work. That's just like when they use straight actors to portray gay cowboys, and it wins awards. Wins awards!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sparkfriction Posted September 16, 2011 Members Share Posted September 16, 2011 ...that explains it. my ex girlfriend is vegan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lolque? Posted September 16, 2011 Members Share Posted September 16, 2011 ...that explains it. my ex girlfriend is irrational. Fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pbone Posted September 16, 2011 Members Share Posted September 16, 2011 Meatless chorizo is obviously The Devil's work. I will {censored}ing stuff you and sell you on eBay, veggierizo is awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ryan. Posted September 16, 2011 Members Share Posted September 16, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BHz_econo Posted September 16, 2011 Members Share Posted September 16, 2011 well.... technically Lucifer means "light-bearer" and is the name given to the "day star" or "morning star" which is Venus... Lucifer is referred to as "morning star" in Isiah as well. BUT! Jesus is referred to as the "morning star" in Revelations 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Faldoe Posted September 16, 2011 Members Share Posted September 16, 2011 Nothing wrong with te morning star or lucifer, it's actually a benifitial aspect toward human spiritual growth. It's just always seen as dark and people don't want to deal with difficult things like dealing with their own dark. Or the trickster. People are generally dumb {censored} dumb {censored}. Too hard for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members yanktar Posted September 16, 2011 Members Share Posted September 16, 2011 "Salt and Lime are proof God exists. Tequila is proof Satan exists." --Richelle Mead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lolque? Posted September 16, 2011 Members Share Posted September 16, 2011 Ryan, you ruined my good day with only 25 minutes remaining in said day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ryan. Posted September 16, 2011 Members Share Posted September 16, 2011 Ryan, you ruined my good day with only 25 minutes remaining in said day. ME? I'm sorry mang, let me buy you a drink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lolque? Posted September 16, 2011 Members Share Posted September 16, 2011 ME? I'm sorry mang, let me buy you a drink? 7 and 7 please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ryan. Posted September 16, 2011 Members Share Posted September 16, 2011 Haha, you afraid of clowns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lolque? Posted September 16, 2011 Members Share Posted September 16, 2011 Haha, you afraid of clowns? Nah man, just that picture in general . Vegan clowns on the other hand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BHz_econo Posted September 16, 2011 Members Share Posted September 16, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members IamBurnout Posted September 16, 2011 Members Share Posted September 16, 2011 What about that whole thing where an offering of grain was accepted while an offering of meat was not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members greg182 Posted September 16, 2011 Members Share Posted September 16, 2011 well.... technically Lucifer means "light-bearer" and is the name given to the "day star" or "morning star" which is Venus... Lucifer is referred to as "morning star" in Isiah as well.BUT! Jesus is referred to as the "morning star" in Revelations 22 friggin rick perry over here! giggle sorry. i jest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bieke Posted September 16, 2011 Members Share Posted September 16, 2011 Hail Seitan ! [video=youtube;eovuIfeH2k4] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hangwire Posted September 16, 2011 Members Share Posted September 16, 2011 lots of products with morningstar in them... i always wondered if they realized that satan was the morningstar i feel bad for satan I thought it was Mourning Star via a translation of "beacon of ultimate sadness" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members plawren53202 Posted September 16, 2011 Members Share Posted September 16, 2011 I think there may be something to this satanism/veganism theory. My first year of grad school, I lived in a dorm that was somewhat apartment-style. Three suites on each floor (all guys or all girls in each suite). Each suite shared a bathroom. One common kitchen for the whole floor. The vegans/vegetarians (who, I might add, were all female) were MILITANT about their opposition to all things carnivorous. FACIST. For instance, when the RA assigned out space in the two refrigerators, the vegans nearly rioted the greater Boston area because they had to share fridge space with the carnivores. After much turmoil the RA reassigned spots so there was a vegetarian fridge and a carnivore fridge. On another occasion, being a Midwestern boy far away from home, I got really hungry midway through the semester for a good old fashioned meatloaf. I called my mom, got her recipe, went to the store, mixed the stuff up. I was very excited because as it was baking it was actually looking somewhat like mom's meatloaf. Right at my moment of glory, when it was done and I was pulling it out of the oven, a pack of the vegans entered the kitchen. Their reaction to me taking the meatloaf out of the oven was something akin to how they would have reacted if they had walked in on me while in the middle of sacrificing a human child. Possibly worse. A thirty minute long melee ensued. After the meatloaf incident, one of my suitemates decided enough was enough. He spent the rest of the semester doing absolutely everything possible to enrage the vegans. Leaving hunting catalogs on the kitchen table, leaving "Cattle Farming Monthly" (or whatever the trade publication is) on the kitchen table, cooking steak frequently, and posting quotes from historical figures like "I have nothing against animals. I enjoy them often with a side of creamed peas and a nice savory gravy," etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members humancertainty Posted September 16, 2011 Members Share Posted September 16, 2011 I think there may be something to this satanism/veganism theory.My first year of grad school, I lived in a dorm that was somewhat apartment-style. Three suites on each floor (all guys or all girls in each suite). Each suite shared a bathroom. One common kitchen for the whole floor.The vegans/vegetarians (who, I might add, were all female) were MILITANT about their opposition to all things carnivorous. FACIST. For instance, when the RA assigned out space in the two refrigerators, the vegans nearly rioted the greater Boston area because they had to share fridge space with the carnivores. After much turmoil the RA reassigned spots so there was a vegetarian fridge and a carnivore fridge.On another occasion, being a Midwestern boy far away from home, I got really hungry midway through the semester for a good old fashioned meatloaf. I called my mom, got her recipe, went to the store, mixed the stuff up. I was very excited because as it was baking it was actually looking somewhat like mom's meatloaf. Right at my moment of glory, when it was done and I was pulling it out of the oven, a pack of the vegans entered the kitchen. Their reaction to me taking the meatloaf out of the oven was something akin to how they would have reacted if they had walked in on me while in the middle of sacrificing a human child. Possibly worse. A thirty minute long melee ensued. After the meatloaf incident, one of my suitemates decided enough was enough. He spent the rest of the semester doing absolutely everything possible to enrage the vegans. Leaving hunting catalogs on the kitchen table, leaving "Cattle Farming Monthly" (or whatever the trade publication is) on the kitchen table, cooking steak frequently, and posting quotes from historical figures like "I have nothing against animals. I enjoy them often with a side of creamed peas and a nice savory gravy," etc. Um, what does that story have to do with satanism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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