Members Hiwatt Bob Posted May 11, 2012 Members Share Posted May 11, 2012 the atmosphere is getting pretty tense--thought we could use some Pitbull flavored comic relief. i'll start. What is tougher than a pitbull with AIDS? The guy who gave it to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hiwatt Bob Posted May 11, 2012 Author Members Share Posted May 11, 2012 What do you get if you breed a pitbull terrier with Lassie? A dog that will chew your arm off and then run for help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hiwatt Bob Posted May 11, 2012 Author Members Share Posted May 11, 2012 this ones for crohny: A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pitbull. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero," tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl." The man says: "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh, then it will say in newspapers in the morning: Brave American saves life of little girl" - the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" - says the man. "Oh, what are you then?" The man says: "I am a Saudi!" Then next day the newspapers say: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members goodhonk Posted May 11, 2012 Members Share Posted May 11, 2012 what has four legs and a baby arm? a happy pitbull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hiwatt Bob Posted May 11, 2012 Author Members Share Posted May 11, 2012 nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hiwatt Bob Posted May 11, 2012 Author Members Share Posted May 11, 2012 Q: Who would win in a fight between Michael Vick and a pitbull?A: The pitbull thats why Michael Vick shoots them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hiwatt Bob Posted May 11, 2012 Author Members Share Posted May 11, 2012 man, i thought there would've been a lot more Pitbull mauling jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr.Picklebottom Posted May 11, 2012 Members Share Posted May 11, 2012 i found the same page you guys were copying jokes off of and gave up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hiwatt Bob Posted May 11, 2012 Author Members Share Posted May 11, 2012 The person who posted this ad must've been joking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pedaltones Posted May 11, 2012 Members Share Posted May 11, 2012 What do you get when you cross a chicken and a Pitbull? Just the Pitbull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members goodhonk Posted May 11, 2012 Members Share Posted May 11, 2012 why did the pitbull cross the road? cuz the liberal media was after it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitardustin Posted May 11, 2012 Members Share Posted May 11, 2012 So a pitbull walks into a bar... And mauls and kills everyone inside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hiwatt Bob Posted May 11, 2012 Author Members Share Posted May 11, 2012 So a pitbull walks into a bar...And mauls and kills everyone inside lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members scolfax Posted May 11, 2012 Members Share Posted May 11, 2012 ^^^ LOL + 2! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members goodhonk Posted May 11, 2012 Members Share Posted May 11, 2012 -knock knock -who's there? -please let me in, i'm being chased by a pack of pitbulls, they have already eaten my elderly mother! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hiwatt Bob Posted May 11, 2012 Author Members Share Posted May 11, 2012 What do you call a hairstylist that owns a pitbull? Mhux. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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