Members jcourtjr Posted May 5, 2006 Members Share Posted May 5, 2006 some {censored}ing bitch i think her name was Kery Anne or something like that. im out 50 bucks. If I find her shes dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tomresurrection Posted May 5, 2006 Members Share Posted May 5, 2006 what you doing with prostitutes anyway brah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members leadfootdriver Posted May 5, 2006 Members Share Posted May 5, 2006 YOu can't trust street hookers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members insurrection Posted May 5, 2006 Members Share Posted May 5, 2006 So you didn't even get a dick suckin? I think it's time to choke a bitch. On an un related note, my buddy keith was getting his dick sucked by this prosty, and she was about 1 minute into it and just... ran away... with his 15 bucks. What a DICK. On top of being out 15 stamps, he was inflicted with a horrible case of the blue ball blues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mamberg Posted May 5, 2006 Members Share Posted May 5, 2006 details, details, how can we ridicule, err, I mean help you without details???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jcourtjr Posted May 5, 2006 Author Members Share Posted May 5, 2006 Originally posted by tomresurrection what you doing with prostitutes anyway brah? just trying to give to the community. They need business. I cant get chicks without dating and telling them that they are pretty and {censored}. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ss454 Posted May 5, 2006 Members Share Posted May 5, 2006 What is this world coming too when you can't even trust a hooker? I hate to say this BUT...if you screw $50 hookers you must be UGLY because decent free {censored} can be had all over the place. I'd rather {censored} a fatty that was clean than a $50 hooker that looked like Jessica Simpson. Plus fatty {censored} is generally super tight since every kick in the vacinity isn't trying to get into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dave Owens Posted May 5, 2006 Members Share Posted May 5, 2006 $50.?...it costs me more to fill my gas tank... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members crwnedblasphemy Posted May 5, 2006 Members Share Posted May 5, 2006 Originally posted by jcourtjr just trying to give to the community. They need business. I cant get chicks without dating and telling them that they are pretty and {censored}. That is awesome!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jcourtjr Posted May 5, 2006 Author Members Share Posted May 5, 2006 Originally posted by ss454 What is this world coming too when you can't even trust a hooker? I hate to say this BUT...if you screw $50 hookers you must be UGLY because decent free {censored} can be had all over the place. I'd rather {censored} a fatty that was clean than a hooker than a $50 hooker that looked like Jessica Simpson. Plus fatty {censored} is generally super tight since every kick in the vacinity isn't trying to get into it. true very true. fat is so descriminated against though. i sort of like the plump ones if they are not a total mess. big tits a must though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jcourtjr Posted May 5, 2006 Author Members Share Posted May 5, 2006 Originally posted by AMPlifire silence....shhhhhhhhh awww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dropped_2_C Posted May 5, 2006 Members Share Posted May 5, 2006 sorry to hear it man, when you come to ohio hit me up, i know alot of ho's and the are cheaper and even free. plus al it takes is a hi how are you my name.......... slurp slurp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gitfiddler Posted May 5, 2006 Members Share Posted May 5, 2006 offer them fake crack instead... that way, you get the last laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ss454 Posted May 5, 2006 Members Share Posted May 5, 2006 Originally posted by jcourtjr true very true. fat is so descriminated against though. i sort of like the plump ones if they are not a total mess. big tits a must though. And now you're $50 short you could have used to take a fatty to dinner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members insurrection Posted May 5, 2006 Members Share Posted May 5, 2006 Originally posted by ss454 What is this world coming too when you can't even trust a hooker? I hate to say this BUT...if you screw $50 hookers you must be UGLY because decent free {censored} can be had all over the place. I'd rather {censored} a fatty that was clean than a $50 hooker that looked like Jessica Simpson. Plus fatty {censored} is generally super tight since every kick in the vacinity isn't trying to get into it. Dude, it occured to me a looong time ago that EVERY chick is a prostitute for the most part. Think about it... Movie - 15 bucks Dinner - 40 bucks Petty gifts - ~30 bucks Gas to do all this {censored} - 4,000 bucks You're out more dating a chick than getting a hooker. Your dick won't know the difference! And for all you intellectual wannabe, dip{censored}, sheltered all your life pussies, I was joking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jcourtjr Posted May 5, 2006 Author Members Share Posted May 5, 2006 If you are single and even if you have a bunch of girls all over you, you get headaches. wah wah wah. I you find the right one then fine but think about it. Pay money. Get blown. Get her out. Call her when you want. Its guarenteed. Otherwise you have to get lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jcourtjr Posted May 5, 2006 Author Members Share Posted May 5, 2006 Originally posted by insurrection Dude, it occured to me a looong time ago that EVERY chick is a prostitute for the most part. Think about it...Movie - 15 bucksDinner - 40 bucksPetty gifts - ~30 bucksGas to do all this {censored} - 4,000 bucksYou're out more dating a chick than getting a hooker. Your dick won't know the difference!And for all you intellectual wannabe, dip{censored}, sheltered all your life pussies, I was joking. LOL exactly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AmpliFIRE Posted May 5, 2006 Members Share Posted May 5, 2006 Originally posted by jcourtjr awww wow, this really got me fired up. like, omg....my wife is a hooker. how dare she and stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members supercow3 Posted May 5, 2006 Members Share Posted May 5, 2006 NJ pros are notoriousand you should have known better:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jcourtjr Posted May 5, 2006 Author Members Share Posted May 5, 2006 Originally posted by Gitfiddler offer them fake crack instead... that way, you get the last laugh jesus. thats cruel. Nice color on that guitar by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AmpliFIRE Posted May 5, 2006 Members Share Posted May 5, 2006 Originally posted by tomresurrection what you doing with prostitutes anyway brah? his usual tranny must have been in the Meth clinic for the night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jcourtjr Posted May 5, 2006 Author Members Share Posted May 5, 2006 Originally posted by AmpliFIRE wow, this really got me fired up. like, omg....my wife is a hooker. how dare she and stuff Jesus Christ! It was your wife! LOL. You {censored}ing idiot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ss454 Posted May 5, 2006 Members Share Posted May 5, 2006 Originally posted by jcourtjr jesus. thats cruel. Why? They're offering you some bunk crack so why not return the favor...then you both get burned... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jcourtjr Posted May 5, 2006 Author Members Share Posted May 5, 2006 Originally posted by ss454 Why? They're offering you some bunk crack so why not return the favor...then you both get burned... LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jcourtjr Posted May 5, 2006 Author Members Share Posted May 5, 2006 Originally posted by AmpliFIRE his usual tranny must have been in the Meth clinic for the night No more deleting, you will be caught. sir, this is just the beginning.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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