Members azure and drkz Posted August 19, 2006 Members Share Posted August 19, 2006 You don't want to know. Lets just say it happened in the last PLACES you would want it to on your body. I'm talkin complete horror if you saw it with your own eyes.There's very few things that could've been worse to go through.I'll leave it at that for your imagination. I'm pretty much ok now,but it took a long time to get where i'm at. I wouldn't wish my experience on anyone. I'm lucky to still be here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Loghead Posted August 19, 2006 Members Share Posted August 19, 2006 Originally posted by azure and drkz You don't want to know. Lets just say it happened in the last PLACES you would want it to on your body. I'm talkin complete horror if you saw it with your own eyes.There's very few things that could've been worse to go through.I'll leave it at that for your imagination. I'm pretty much ok now,but it took a long time to get where i'm at. I wouldn't wish my experience on anyone. I'm lucky to still be here. Eyes? Anus? Taint? Scrotum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dreamspace Posted August 19, 2006 Members Share Posted August 19, 2006 Originally posted by Loghead Why? well...the foreskin was too tight...so I would basically {censored} for a hour or two, but never get orgasm...and it hurted too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members truckboss Posted August 19, 2006 Members Share Posted August 19, 2006 ok,back in highschool i was in metal shop,probaly {censored} up ,just got back from lunch,i was cleaning a piece of metal on the wire wheel,this metal was really bad so i was leaning into it really hard.i slipped and ground down 2 knuckles to the {censored}ing bone,i can still feel it 25 years later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members penguin_316 Posted August 19, 2006 Members Share Posted August 19, 2006 Wel, I had one hell of a break in high school playing basketball. I was going for a lay up and a fat guy fell on my leg(at the same time I was jumping up). I heard a big POP. It didn't hurt at that moment...looked down at my leg and my tib/fib was at a near 90 degree angle. After a few minutes though it was quite intense. Eventually, everyone helped me into a wheelchair brought to the courts from the nurses office. Now, you might say so what...just a broken leg....but my leg was broken(doctors analogy here) like a piece of chalk that was twisted until it shattered. The real pain was that this happened during school around lunchtime. My folks were at work so I had to wait till my mom could come get me...5 hours later:freak: As if this wasn't bad enough...the nurses at school could give me as much as an aspirin and kept insisting it didn't look broken. Dumbest nurses ever...my leg was swollen like a {censored}in cantalope. It hurt like a muther{censored}er and I had to be awake while they reset it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Prehistoricpain Posted August 19, 2006 Members Share Posted August 19, 2006 the obsolute worst pain i've ever felt?ITs a toss up between my horendous stomach aches, or having a camera shoved up my ass while air is pumped into my stomach.I've broken my ankle, sprained it plenty of times, borek my arm in two spots and did some tendon damage ( might need surgery )but let me tell you. NOTHING will ever compare to the stomach aches i get from ulcerative colitis. EVER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members CheeseMustDie Posted August 19, 2006 Members Share Posted August 19, 2006 Not mine, But My friends brother is FAR from the sharpest tool in the shed, and He cut his hand pretty badly on some broken glass, And instead of telling someone, he thought he could use bleach as a disinfectant. Yeah I gotta imagin that was painful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TitusAndronicus Posted August 19, 2006 Members Share Posted August 19, 2006 one time i jumped into a part of a lake and it turned out to be only 3 feet deep with huge rocks at the bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members outkastin2g Posted August 19, 2006 Members Share Posted August 19, 2006 worst pain was the accident that cause the inflamed tendon i have in my right knee now. was going really fast on a skateboard down a hill back in the high school days...i got horrible speed wobbles and got nervous and decided to ditch, worst idea dont ever do that. i jump off and now im running faster than my legs can handle. i finally stop and im fine!...for about 5 seconds. i double over in what is still the worst pain i could imagine. think of the worst migraine you've ever had in your life, multiply it by 50 and thats the throbbing pain i had in my leg. it was so bad i couldnt even move it. i was going to hop on one leg back to my house by the pain from hopping was so intense that i had to sit on my board and roll there very slowly. whats worse than the accident itself is that now if i break into a full speed run, after about 30 seconds its the accident all over again. that ranks right up there with the very first time i had extreme stomach cramps and threw up because the pain was unbearable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SteveP Posted August 19, 2006 Members Share Posted August 19, 2006 Nothing like some of you all... Just a couple I can remember. Getting the novacaine for the stitches in my leg. Brutal. That and getting my septum peirced by and inexperienced asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members EvanS Posted August 19, 2006 Members Share Posted August 19, 2006 Originally posted by decode6 Been shot with an 8mm rifle (in the {censored}ing chest to boot). How the {censored} did THAT happen? And how did you survive? 8mm has .30-06-like ballistics... Jesus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Chudanez Posted August 19, 2006 Members Share Posted August 19, 2006 Originally posted by Prehistoricpain having a camera shoved up my ass while air is pumped into my stomach. Yeah, {censored}in horrible {censored}. It's painful and bloody uncomfortable... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fendercaster Posted August 19, 2006 Members Share Posted August 19, 2006 I went out to get the paper one morning last year, and slipped on some wet leaves. I went down, and heard my ankle snap on the way. I was off work for almost three months after that. The doctor gave me a prescription for Percoset, and like a dummy, I never got it filled! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gennation Posted August 19, 2006 Members Share Posted August 19, 2006 For me, easily it was a kidney stone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dman11 Posted August 19, 2006 Members Share Posted August 19, 2006 I have Diverticulitis.My large intestine has developed tiny pockets that fill up with matter({censored}?)and inflame. Okay ,now I was scheduled for an -camera- up- tha- ass- procedure. They filled my guts up with gas,gave me a "powerful" painkiller and some light anesthesia.cool right? I woke up mid procedure forgot what I was there fore and felt the weirdest most painfull(emotional as well) feeling in my life.It felt like a Snake was in me wirthing and biting my guts ,But in this grogy state I looked and saw a Black guy "working something"behind me,thus the emotional pain.He was my doctor, of course, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tlp123 Posted August 19, 2006 Members Share Posted August 19, 2006 DISLOCATING LEFT KNEE THEN HAVING TO POP IT BACK INTO PLACE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Primex Posted August 19, 2006 Members Share Posted August 19, 2006 Waiting months for the girl you really love. But she's so far away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members poida Posted August 19, 2006 Members Share Posted August 19, 2006 Originally posted by Primex Waiting months for the girl you really love. But she's so far away... emo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rockon1000 Posted August 19, 2006 Members Share Posted August 19, 2006 Highsiding my ZRX1100 and landing on a metal guardrail. Even though I had full gear on and didnt break a bone crushing my kidney and spleen into oblivion hurt like f-ing hell! I passed out from pain and internal bleeding within minutes. Minutes away from death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Darkburst Posted August 19, 2006 Members Share Posted August 19, 2006 Busted my left femur in a car accident. That hurt like a son of a bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rebornself27 Posted August 19, 2006 Members Share Posted August 19, 2006 I teared the "LAt MINISCUSS" in my right knee and at the same i had a broken tibia tip on the same leg..lots of pain but you got to love football... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thesplawnster Posted August 19, 2006 Members Share Posted August 19, 2006 My snowmobile accident. Chrismas Day 2000. Broke my back in 4 areas, 5 ribs some were broke 3 times putting a few holes in my lung, shoulder blade. I was riding by myself in rural South Dakota. 2 miles from home, so the most painful thing was getting myself up and get the snowmobile started to ride it home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GiantBunnySuit Posted August 19, 2006 Members Share Posted August 19, 2006 Originally posted by Paul J. Edwards You do know that the Government monitors these kind of forums. Be careful what you say. i am going to blow up a public building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members petelaramee Posted August 19, 2006 Members Share Posted August 19, 2006 Coming out of bi-lateral inguinal hernia surgery to find I did not receive nearly enough pain/numbing medication. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members greezybean Posted August 19, 2006 Members Share Posted August 19, 2006 Forklift carrying a pallet of beer rode over my foot breaking toes and popped off my big toe nail. The skin underneath my big toenail split and needed stitches. Got four, without novacain. Not even the nipple ring came close in pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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