Members ElectricPuppy Posted May 23, 2011 Members Share Posted May 23, 2011 I've contracted terminal boredom, and I blame my synths. All the patches sound the same. All my riffs seem repetitive. No amount of saw wave madness can break the endless mediocrity of low-pass-filtered bullcrap. Therefore, I'm selling all my stuff. I'll take One Million dollars (or best offer, but not less than One Milliion dollars). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members McHale Posted May 23, 2011 Members Share Posted May 23, 2011 Sounds like you have "Roland Owner" syndrome. Buy a Korg Kronos IMMEDIATELY and all of your troubles will be solved. I guarantee it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ElectricPuppy Posted May 23, 2011 Author Members Share Posted May 23, 2011 No, this will not do. It will just be more of the same, and I have that already. It's all crap. All of it. F*ck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bernard Posted May 23, 2011 Members Share Posted May 23, 2011 Sounds like you have "Roland Owner" syndrome. Buy a Korg Kronos IMMEDIATELY and all of your troubles will be solved. I guarantee it. If only it had super sawz... LOL They is worth the mil... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bernard Posted May 23, 2011 Members Share Posted May 23, 2011 I've contracted terminal boredom, and I blame my synths. All the patches sound the same. All my riffs seem repetitive. No amount of saw wave madness can break the endless mediocrity of low-pass-filtered bullcrap. Therefore, I'm selling all my stuff. I'll take One Million dollars (or best offer, but not less than One Milliion dollars). REPORTED REPORTED REPORTED REPORTED REPORTED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members donaldcrunk Posted May 23, 2011 Members Share Posted May 23, 2011 just play everything backwards and call it art, that's what everyone else does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bernard Posted May 23, 2011 Members Share Posted May 23, 2011 THIS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members donaldcrunk Posted May 23, 2011 Members Share Posted May 23, 2011 by that i mean that's what i do, so everybody does it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members McHale Posted May 23, 2011 Members Share Posted May 23, 2011 If only it had super sawz... LOL They is worth the mil... did you say... SUPER SAWZ?!? Maybe *I* can haz SUPER SAWZ?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bernard Posted May 23, 2011 Members Share Posted May 23, 2011 WORD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ElectricPuppy Posted May 23, 2011 Author Members Share Posted May 23, 2011 Or maybe some careful application of a chainsaw and a blowtorch. THEN it can be called art. Anyway, synths are boring. I propose that we all trade them in for a gee-tar and then go haunt the guitar forums, whaddyasay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bernard Posted May 23, 2011 Members Share Posted May 23, 2011 did you say... SUPER SAWZ?!? Maybe *I* can haz SUPER SAWZ?!? Is that a V Cordianz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bernard Posted May 23, 2011 Members Share Posted May 23, 2011 Or maybe some careful application of a chainsaw and a blowtorch. THEN it can be called art.Anyway, synths are boring. I propose that we all trade them in for a gee-tar and then go haunt the guitar forums, whaddyasay? It's a plan, but you gon and tipped them off ... LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pogo97 Posted May 23, 2011 Members Share Posted May 23, 2011 Anyway, synths are boring. I propose that we all trade them in for a gee-tar and then go haunt the guitar forums, whaddyasay? I'm completely with you. Synths are boring. Beyond boring; pianos are boring and organs are even more boring. Synths are more boring than organs. The only thing more boring than a synth is an omnichord. Guitars, on the other hand, allow you to touch the sounding string with your fingers. This, and their naturally phallic shape, makes them the best instrument for anyone who isn't a complete idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ChristianRock Posted May 23, 2011 Members Share Posted May 23, 2011 Send all your synths and equipment to me, and I will send you a check that I have received from my friend in Nigeria for 2 million dollars... you can send me a money order with the 1 million dollar difference with your stuff, and all will be ok. Actually send me just 800 thousand. Keep 200 thousand dollars for your trouble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ElectricPuppy Posted May 23, 2011 Author Members Share Posted May 23, 2011 My only concern over this otherwise wonderful plan is that geetars don't have arps. Do they? Also, if we dump Boring Synth for Exciting Geetars, then what am I going to do with all these MIDI cables? I am conflicted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ElectricPuppy Posted May 23, 2011 Author Members Share Posted May 23, 2011 CR, I have this check for 3 million from this totally legitimate bank account based in Antarctica, and you can keep 2 million and send me back 1 miiillion. Or your new Kronos. Either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bernard Posted May 23, 2011 Members Share Posted May 23, 2011 Do geetars have super sawz... if they don't I'm not sure... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ElectricPuppy Posted May 23, 2011 Author Members Share Posted May 23, 2011 I think if you tune all the strings to nearly the same note, then, yes, guitars have SuperSaw. Not very practical, but yes. Well crap, this thread isn't generating anywhere near the level of angst and shenanigans that it was supposed to. Troll fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pogo97 Posted May 23, 2011 Members Share Posted May 23, 2011 My only concern over this otherwise wonderful plan is that geetars don't have arps. Do they? Also, if we dump Boring Synth for Exciting Geetars, then what am I going to do with all these MIDI cables? I am conflicted. a MIDI-enabled guitar, of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Caligvla Posted May 23, 2011 Members Share Posted May 23, 2011 Caprica Six: "This all makes me so sad." Five: (matter-of-fact) "They would have destroyed themselves anyway. They deserve what they got." Six: "We're the children of humanity. That makes them our parents in a sense." Five: "True - but parents have to die. It's the only way children come into their own." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members McHale Posted May 23, 2011 Members Share Posted May 23, 2011 "True - but parents have to die. It's the only way children come into their own." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ElectricPuppy Posted May 23, 2011 Author Members Share Posted May 23, 2011 Feh. I gotta go do some actual work, I'll let you (my loyal minions) hash-out this Very Important Topic on your own. Ta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Caligvla Posted May 23, 2011 Members Share Posted May 23, 2011 "Loyal minions ... ???" Has this mod thing really warped your mind THIS MUCH ... ?!?! Or have you been waiting your whole life for this Internets fiefdom ... ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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