Members ShaneV2 Posted May 9, 2012 Members Share Posted May 9, 2012 I guess it was around that point that I realized elephants make for poor bedfellows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Allerian Posted May 9, 2012 Members Share Posted May 9, 2012 For the most part, this is where I began to have doubts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pigger Posted May 9, 2012 Members Share Posted May 9, 2012 I like raisins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ElectricPuppy Posted May 9, 2012 Members Share Posted May 9, 2012 Font engine glyph generation and cache management is headache-inducing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Metrosonus Posted May 9, 2012 Members Share Posted May 9, 2012 ........ and that's what im doing with my share of the treasure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Conbrio Posted May 9, 2012 Members Share Posted May 9, 2012 I want a Bentley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members angstwulf Posted May 9, 2012 Members Share Posted May 9, 2012 My hovercraft is full of eels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pigger Posted May 9, 2012 Members Share Posted May 9, 2012 I will be heading to the laundromat after work today. Oh Yes!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ElectricPuppy Posted May 9, 2012 Members Share Posted May 9, 2012 Yay, an apartment next to the freeway. I can hardly contain my joy. It's only temporary, it's only temporary, it's only temporary... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cygnus64 Posted May 9, 2012 Members Share Posted May 9, 2012 I'd like 10,000 marbles, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Praxisaxis Posted May 10, 2012 Members Share Posted May 10, 2012 Best thread evah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ShaneV2 Posted May 10, 2012 Members Share Posted May 10, 2012 I'm starting to think this bat signal isn't even wired up to anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Plink Floyd Posted May 10, 2012 Members Share Posted May 10, 2012 I don't mind eels except as meals and the way they feels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Plink Floyd Posted May 10, 2012 Members Share Posted May 10, 2012 And on a completely unrelated note if you're ever called by a panther don't anther Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Plink Floyd Posted May 10, 2012 Members Share Posted May 10, 2012 I once took a swim in the Amazon with nothing at all but pajamas on but when I was joined by a crocodile I decided to sit on the dock a while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bernard Posted May 10, 2012 Members Share Posted May 10, 2012 And now, the end is near; And so I face the final curtain. My friend, I'll say it clear, I'll state my case, of which I'm certain. I've lived a life that's full. I've traveled each and ev'ry highway; But more, much more than this, I did it my way. Regrets, I've had a few; But then again, too few to mention. I did what I had to do And saw it through without exemption. I planned each charted course; Each careful step along the byway, But more, much more than this, I did it my way. Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew When I bit off more than I could chew. But through it all, when there was doubt, I ate it up and spit it out. I faced it all and I stood tall; And did it my way. I've loved, I've laughed and cried. I've had my fill; my share of losing. And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing. To think I did all that; And may I say - not in a shy way, No, oh no not me, I did it my way. For what is a man, what has he got? If not himself, then he has naught. To say the things he truly feels; And not the words of one who kneels. The record shows I took the blows - And did it my way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members ElectricPuppy Posted May 10, 2012 Members Share Posted May 10, 2012 I have no talentfor composing good haikuBanana bread tires Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Pigger Posted May 10, 2012 Members Share Posted May 10, 2012 I'm feeling a tad stabby today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zoink Posted May 10, 2012 Members Share Posted May 10, 2012 Sometimes it seems that the closest people come to appreciating each other is in contriving more ways to use each other. I wonder when it was exactly that utilitarian cynicism became a lauded public virtue. The Enlightenment didn't fail. We failed The Enlightenment. . . . . . . . . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BonsoWonderDog Posted May 10, 2012 Members Share Posted May 10, 2012 If you ever see a bunny with a funny nose, don't think it's funny 'cause it'snot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mediterranean Posted May 11, 2012 Members Share Posted May 11, 2012 At work, I heard not one, but 2 people say "irregardless" instead of "regardless".It's hilarious because if that word existed, it would means exactly the opposite of what the person is saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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