Members zack Posted September 22, 2009 Members Share Posted September 22, 2009 I've been out of work for a long ass time now because of the band that I've had to quit, and I'm broke and in a {censored} ton of debt. Other than selling {censored} I'm not using (already on that) I need a couple grand relatively quickly. Anyone know any good ways to raise cash fast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pioneerprogress Posted September 22, 2009 Members Share Posted September 22, 2009 sell some of the {censored} that you ARE using. And I'm not talking gear In all seriousness, if there's a meat freezer located somewhere near you, and you're halfway decent at selling crap, you can pull in some cash pretty quick selling frozen steaks and chicken off one of those sketchy freezer trucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members zack Posted September 22, 2009 Author Members Share Posted September 22, 2009 If I wasn't in a long term committed relationship I'd be hitting rich old ladies and dudes up for cash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kenny Powers Posted September 22, 2009 Members Share Posted September 22, 2009 slangin, hookin, killin, ya know, the usual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members isvoid Posted September 22, 2009 Members Share Posted September 22, 2009 find a bank that accepts and cashes photos of cheques Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members stompboxfreak72 Posted September 22, 2009 Members Share Posted September 22, 2009 Get a job. Then get a second one. Or just go on welfare and be another drain to society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members poisonherwell Posted September 22, 2009 Members Share Posted September 22, 2009 Blood and Semen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bass Destroyer Posted September 22, 2009 Members Share Posted September 22, 2009 Get a job.Then get a second one.Or just go on welfare and be another drain to society. Seriously. What's so hard about getting a job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MattACaster Posted September 22, 2009 Members Share Posted September 22, 2009 Sell bodily fluids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Norton666 Posted September 22, 2009 Members Share Posted September 22, 2009 Oil fields of Texas or my buddy is in Iraq right now doing contruction making like $25k a month, but hes swinging a hammer wearing a bulletproof vest. Says the Iraqi whiskey is the tits though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members decode6 Posted September 22, 2009 Members Share Posted September 22, 2009 find a bank that accepts and cashes photos of cheques Count it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zack Posted September 22, 2009 Author Members Share Posted September 22, 2009 I'm in the process of getting a second job. The problem is that my bills are one thing and my other debts are another. Even if I have both jobs it could be a long ass time before I'm on my feet again. I need like a $5k boost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Aibric Posted September 22, 2009 Members Share Posted September 22, 2009 How attached are you to your second kidney? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted September 22, 2009 Members Share Posted September 22, 2009 How attached are you to your second kidney? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bgmaggot Posted September 22, 2009 Members Share Posted September 22, 2009 A job. Get one. Edit: Also, stop spending money that you don't have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Slim Jim Posted September 22, 2009 Members Share Posted September 22, 2009 Bartend, waitor.. Bus boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jesse G Posted September 22, 2009 Members Share Posted September 22, 2009 Sell weed. Buy a QP, and nickel & dime it off to college kids. Repeat. Then buy a 1/2 lb, etc. etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Argh! Zombies! Posted September 22, 2009 Members Share Posted September 22, 2009 There's a great show called Locked Up Abroad that's always full of great schemes to make big money! But I agree with the guy who said sell some of the gear you are using. Needs must and all that. Amps and things you can buy again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Curtis.Fagan Posted September 22, 2009 Members Share Posted September 22, 2009 Serious answer: DJ at a strip cluib. Not even kidding, tip out and DJ funds are usually pretty good. -Curtis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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