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Does John Petrucci look like a jackass now after months of working out?


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I never understood the Portnoy-worship.

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Great ensemble drummer. His solos tend to stink compared to the competition out there, though. Oh well, not everyone is a soloist. I highly doubt many of us could do an unaccompanied guitar solo and actually hold a musician's interest.

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jackass ? no. He just works out.

 

How about you walk up to him and tell him he's a jackass or pick a fight with him. We'll see how it works out for ya! JP will probably look at your dumb ass and say, dude you ain't worth it! He'd probably crush your head in like a doggie squeeze toy in one punch!

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jackass ? no. He just works out.


How about you walk up to him and tell him he's a jackass or pick a fight with him. We'll see how it works out for ya! JP will probably look at your dumb ass and say, dude you ain't worth it! He'd probably crush your head in like a doggie squeeze toy in one punch!

 

 

How is that relevant?

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I was referring to his ability to kick our asses.

 

 

JP doesn't relate to any of us :poke:

 

Lets see.......... 20+ years of albums and tours

His own sig guitars

He plays his guitar and don't waste time in forums

He works out and is in great shape for a +40 yr old dude

His music theory in one brain cell probably outweighs anyone posting here.

He Could score more tail than anyone here on any given day.

He knows more about his rig than anyone else here.

 

I suppose I could say the same about Yng, except for the scoring, and knowing his full rig, and staying in shape.

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JP doesn't relate to any of us :poke:


Lets see.......... 20+ years of albums and tours

His own sig guitars

He plays his guitar and don't waste time in forums

He works out and is in great shape for a +40 yr old dude

His music theory in one brain cell probably outweighs anyone posting here.

He Could score more tail than anyone here on any given day.

He knows more about his rig than anyone else here.


I suppose I could say the same about Yng, except for the scoring, and knowing his full rig, and staying in shape.

 

 

But, how is that relevant?

He looks like a {censored}ing douche.

I don't care how much {censored} he can get.

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JP doesn't relate to any of us :poke:


Lets see.......... 20+ years of albums and tours

His own sig guitars

He plays his guitar and don't waste time in forums

He works out and is in great shape for a +40 yr old dude

His music theory in one brain cell probably outweighs anyone posting here.

He Could score more tail than anyone here on any given day.

He knows more about his rig than anyone else here.

He has been sleeping with me for years now so i feel the need to strongly defend him over the internet
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I suppose I could say the same about Yng, except for the scoring, and knowing his full rig, and staying in shape.

 

Fixed.

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