Members guitarbilly74 Posted February 16, 2010 Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 .. to eat that great leftover dinner you brought from the restaurant and you find out your kid ate the whole damn thing, before you even had the chance to.... God, I'm pissed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Scott Fonseca Posted February 16, 2010 Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 Yeah, or when the fiancee takes it to her house and her family eats it all before you can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Charlie_Sheen Posted February 16, 2010 Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 kid's too young, but the ol' lady does this all the time. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted February 16, 2010 Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 Don't be too hard on him, he's a growin' boy & needs his nourishment, ya know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted February 16, 2010 Author Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 Yeah, or when the fiancee takes it to her house and her family eats it all before you can. dude I broke up with girls for a LOT less... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LordThurisaz Posted February 16, 2010 Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 Yeah, I hate when a bitch forgets to put the seat up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Chrisjd Posted February 16, 2010 Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 Yeah, I hate when a bitch forgets to put the seat up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members meelosh123 Posted February 16, 2010 Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 sharing means caring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Scott Fonseca Posted February 16, 2010 Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 Yeah, I hate when a bitch forgets to put the seat up! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted February 16, 2010 Author Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 sharing means caring yeah right.. you must be single with no kids... I'm about to call the cops on the little food thief Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members eudaimonia02912 Posted February 16, 2010 Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 Well, at least you can play your new JMP-1 to feel better about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted February 16, 2010 Author Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 Well, at least you can play your new JMP-1 to feel better about it. can I eat that? No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LordThurisaz Posted February 16, 2010 Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 yeah right.. you must be single with no kids... I'm about to call the cops on the little food thief Lmfao. EDIT: I have some pizza you can have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted February 16, 2010 Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 can I eat that? No. {censored} man, must've been one kickass doggie-bag! What was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted February 16, 2010 Author Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 Lmfao. it is CRIMINAL!! That lasagna was NOT HIS PROPERTY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted February 16, 2010 Author Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 {censored} man, must've been one kickass doggie-bag! What was it? some kick ass lasagna from this little Italian restaurant here that RULES THE FOOD UNIVERSE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted February 16, 2010 Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 it is CRIMINAL!! That lasagna was NOT HIS PROPERTY! {censored}... LASAGNA?! Boy's gotta learn you never, EVER {censored} with a man's lasagna! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted February 16, 2010 Author Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 {censored}... LASAGNA?! Boy's gotta learn you never, EVER {censored} with a man's lasagna! THANK YOU!!! I will print this {censored} right now and show it to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LordThurisaz Posted February 16, 2010 Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 I would TOTALLY laugh if the kid for some reason ended up ralphing it up, like say, because he ran around in circles and jumped up and down for 10 minutes afterwards. EDIT: Billy, please edit cursing, Sheik's avatar, and eudaimonia in general, because he gets confused over anything that challenges his 3rd grade reading comprehension. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted February 16, 2010 Author Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 I would TOTALLY laugh if the kid for some reason ended up ralphing it up, like say, because he ran around in circles and jumped up and down for 10 minutes afterwards. dude I felt like shoving a finger down his throat while screaming GIMME BACK MY {censored}IN LASAGNA then I counted to 100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sleepeatplay Posted February 16, 2010 Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 Oh yeah, especially when they become teens and come home baked in the middle of the night. Hell bent towards the frig and microwave. Leftover pizza....never. I might get a courtesy piece in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LordThurisaz Posted February 16, 2010 Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 "Hi... CPS? Yeah, I got this crazy bearded lady in my apartment choking her kid, freaking out and making him puke with her finger..." EDIT: sleepeatplay, if you think you're getting a courtesy piece, you either haven't hung out with stoners, or... no offense, dumb. But seriously, you might get the crumbs and cheese-snot that sticks to the bottom of the box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted February 16, 2010 Author Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 Oh yeah, especially when they become teens and come home baked in the middle of the night. Hell bent towards the frig and microwave. Leftover pizza....never. I might get a courtesy piece in the morning. as soon as he turns 14, fridge's getting a lock. Actually, I may do it tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted February 16, 2010 Author Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 "Hi... CPS? Yeah, I got this crazy bearded lady in my apartment choking her kid, freaking out and making him puke with her finger..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mavesicles Posted February 16, 2010 Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 I will print this {censored} right now and show it to him. What would you do if your son said: "Well guess what Dad, I {censored}ed with your lasagna!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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