Members jenksdrummer Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 You are not paying a hooker for sex.... you are paying her to leave afterwards. That's what a friend of mine says...lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members again with this Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 man i hate to admit it,i was are still hooked on the whole picking up a whore thing!!! a few years ago,during a {censored}in hott ass summer,i picked up a NICE,YOUNG TENDERONI, and decided to go down on her a while,i was a sweating my arse off,and after a loooong while,we were done, i got into the drivers side of my van,went to a local Mc donalds, went inside to order,an the employee looked at me with panic,and i walked into the restroom to take a piss, looked into the mirror,and SAW THEE MOST DRIED UP BLOOD,covered my face,neck,chest+hair, i thought she was a lil wet when i was pleasuring HER!!! I {censored}ING RAN HOME and {censored}ing would not leave the shower for hours!!! remember it was a HUMID+HOT,STICKEY NITE,and we were in the back of my 1980s restored conversion van!!!! remember to always ask if she is,well you know,that time o the month!!! Get yer red wings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Anomaly Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 man i hate to admit it,i was are still hooked on the whole picking up a whore thing!!! a few years ago,during a {censored}in hott ass summer,i picked up a NICE,YOUNG TENDERONI, and decided to go down on her a while,i was a sweating my arse off,and after a loooong while,we were done, i got into the drivers side of my van,went to a local Mc donalds, went inside to order,an the employee looked at me with panic,and i walked into the restroom to take a piss, looked into the mirror,and SAW THEE MOST DRIED UP BLOOD,covered my face,neck,chest+hair, i thought she was a lil wet when i was pleasuring HER!!! I {censored}ING RAN HOME and {censored}ing would not leave the shower for hours!!! remember it was a HUMID+HOT,STICKEY NITE,and we were in the back of my 1980s restored conversion van!!!! remember to always ask if she is,well you know,that time o the month!!! Sheesus man, WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ovid9 Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 Why god why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members maggotspawn Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 man i hate to admit it,i was are still hooked on the whole picking up a whore thing!!! a few years ago,during a {censored}in hott ass summer,i picked up a NICE,YOUNG TENDERONI, and decided to go down on her a while,i was a sweating my arse off,and after a loooong while,we were done, i got into the drivers side of my van,went to a local Mc donalds, went inside to order,an the employee looked at me with panic,and i walked into the restroom to take a piss, looked into the mirror,and SAW THEE MOST DRIED UP BLOOD,covered my face,neck,chest+hair, i thought she was a lil wet when i was pleasuring HER!!! I {censored}ING RAN HOME and {censored}ing would not leave the shower for hours!!! remember it was a HUMID+HOT,STICKEY NITE,and we were in the back of my 1980s restored conversion van!!!! remember to always ask if she is,well you know,that time o the month!!! LULZ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OverDriven Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 man i hate to admit it,i was are still hooked on the whole picking up a whore thing!!! a few years ago,during a {censored}in hott ass summer,i picked up a NICE,YOUNG TENDERONI, and decided to go down on her a while,i was a sweating my arse off,and after a loooong while,we were done, i got into the drivers side of my van,went to a local Mc donalds, went inside to order,an the employee looked at me with panic,and i walked into the restroom to take a piss, looked into the mirror,and SAW THEE MOST DRIED UP BLOOD,covered my face,neck,chest+hair, i thought she was a lil wet when i was pleasuring HER!!! I {censored}ING RAN HOME and {censored}ing would not leave the shower for hours!!! remember it was a HUMID+HOT,STICKEY NITE,and we were in the back of my 1980s restored conversion van!!!! remember to always ask if she is,well you know,that time o the month!!! I'm kinda saddened by this post. Lumpy was the best troll up to this point, but this was just poorly done. You blew your cover, mang. Not tasting the blood, the McDonalds, the conversion van...fake story is fake. Ah well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members EdgeOfDarkness Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 I'm kinda saddened by this post. Lumpy was the best troll up to this point, but this was just poorly done. You blew your cover, mang. Not tasting the blood, the McDonalds, the conversion van...fake story is fake. Ah well. This. could have atleast said something like, tasted like tuna and iron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members shadow.dancer_ Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 This.could have atleast said something like, tasted like tuna and iron. Yes, it is quite unlikely that one would be unaware of the pungent bouquet of the red-sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brandenburg Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 Have I paid for sex.. Yea.. I had a weekly whore and went on for awhile.. ok ho.. or what she really was.. a hood rat.. Every friday I would get paid, she would call me up.. Id go pick her up from the hood, take her back to my place, tap it, and drop her back off.. On the way home, I would stop at the local burrito place, get a bite to eat.. GOOD TIMES and only cost me $20 to $40.. 1st name basis with her 2 kids too.. yea.. weird but to me I helped her out.. she helped me out + I was sorta friends with her too....Yea.. we knew each other.. no strange encounter What does she look like...think..Hot, luscious brown milk chocolate,thick BUT not fat.. there is a difference.. pretty face.. Very similar to my avatar in several ways.. In closing...She was a good {censored}..and would I do it again.. YEA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TU BE Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 All you guys who say you've never paid for it are full of {censored}. Just because you didn't hand the bitch cash doesn't mean you didn't pay for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brandenburg Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 All you guys who say you've never paid for it are full of {censored}. Just because you didn't hand the bitch cash doesn't mean you didn't pay for it. The man knows Dating= Leasing the {censored} with an option to buy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LordOVchaoS Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 Marriage is WAAAAAAY more expensive than hookers with a lot less benefits I'm luck to get my dick wet once a month these days and let's see: 3 cars Daycare School supplies house payment wife's college tuition home improvement feeding a family of 4 christmas and birthdays for a family of 4 anniversaries health insurance need I go on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members shadow.dancer_ Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 Considering how much Tiger Woods had to pay to Elin, it would have been waaaayyyyy cheaper to use hookers. He probably ended up paying $1 million per pop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members this is paul Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 Considering how much Tiger Woods had to pay to Elin, it would have been waaaayyyyy cheaper to use hookers. He probably ended up paying $1 million per pop. Yea, but his problem is that he did both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RussAnderson Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 paying a woman even for emotional convictions is pure weak sauce never mind paying one for sex .That's the very same reason women think they are superior to men due to amount of {censored} whipped and non confident men out there in the world. Anyone boasting about paying for sex pretty much has very little self esteem or confidence that can't handle a real women in real life for a reasonable ammount of time. Same goes with marriage if u feel the only way you can really communicate with your wife its thru your bank balance.Mans role is to be dominant and call the shots unfortunately many men are immature and can't handle another dominant figure esp a female , ps hows that for controversial lol ps like were living in a age were some slapper that exposes herself to the world is labelled a porn star lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LordOVchaoS Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 paying a woman even for emotional convictions is pure weak sauce never mind paying one for sex .That's the very same reason women think they are superior to men due to amount of {censored} whipped and non confident men out there in the world. Anyone boasting about paying for sex pretty much has very little self esteem or confidence that can't handle a real women in real life for a reasonable ammount of time. Same goes with marriage if u feel the only way you can really communicate with your wife its thru your bank balance.Mans role is to be dominant and call the shots unfortunately many men are immature and can't handle another dominant figure esp a female , ps hows that for controversial lol Lemme guess... not married? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brandenburg Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 Lemme guess... not married? LMAO.. i would say yea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RussAnderson Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 no not married but live with females long enough to learn that lesson not to lol golden rules make sure you have your own place and to yourself,Do Not get a ring around your finger for emotional blackmail and forfeit half of what you own when it all goes tits up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rwright64 Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LordOVchaoS Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 no not married but live with females long enough to learn that lesson not to lol golden rules make sure you have your own place and to yourself,Do Not get a ring around your finger for emotional blackmail and forfeit half of what you own when it all goes tits up. Wat? Hello, my name is earth. Nice to meet you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ROLDE DU'BAGE Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 Dont Lie bishes sheeit, they should be more interested in trying my German tube steak.. fukkin hose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Neilrocks25 Posted December 24, 2010 Members Share Posted December 24, 2010 man i hate to admit it,i was are still hooked on the whole picking up a whore thing!!! a few years ago,during a {censored}in hott ass summer,i picked up a NICE,YOUNG TENDERONI, and decided to go down on her a while,i was a sweating my arse off,and after a loooong while,we were done, i got into the drivers side of my van,went to a local Mc donalds, went inside to order,an the employee looked at me with panic,and i walked into the restroom to take a piss, looked into the mirror,and SAW THEE MOST DRIED UP BLOOD,covered my face,neck,chest+hair, i thought she was a lil wet when i was pleasuring HER!!! I {censored}ING RAN HOME and {censored}ing would not leave the shower for hours!!! remember it was a HUMID+HOT,STICKEY NITE,and we were in the back of my 1980s restored conversion van!!!! remember to always ask if she is,well you know,that time o the month!!! Wat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TU BE Posted December 24, 2010 Members Share Posted December 24, 2010 Wat? Just nod and smile. Trust me. Nod and smile. Begin inching away using body language suggesting you have somewhere else to be. Don't forget to nod and smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hapless Posted December 24, 2010 Members Share Posted December 24, 2010 I've picked up several. And arrested them as soon as the deal was made. The ones we have here are disgusting, and all of them are crackheads going from rock to cock to rock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr Wanker Posted December 24, 2010 Members Share Posted December 24, 2010 I never understood the "I never paid for sex" attitude. As if paying a chick for sex was bad, but hanging around a bar all night waiting for some chick to get drunk enough to-do-you was good. Or worse, waiting for a chick to get drunk enough you could manipulate her to-do-you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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