Members LordOVchaoS Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 I have a friend, who is married, who pays a hooker once a month or so to let him jack off on her face. No real contact, he just wants the money shot because his wife will not let him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rleechb Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 I have a friend, who is married, who pays a hooker once a month or so to let him jack off on her face. No real contact, he just wants the money shot because his wife will not let him lol, wtf?! I understand cheating on your woman if she's not giving you the poon, but because she's not letting you give her the money shot? Splooging on a chick's face is super sweet, but it's more of a cherry-on-top sort of deal; great, but not really all that necessary. Your boy's got problems! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PinkSabbath Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 lol, wtf?! I understand cheating on your woman if she's not giving you the poon, but because she's not letting you give her the money shot? Splooging on a chick's face is super sweet, but it's more of a cherry-on-top sort of deal; great, but not really all that necessary. Your boy's got problems! Problems? His boy's got SOLUTIONS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NixerX Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 Ugh, gross. I can't stand the thought of sitting on a public toilet Let alone putting my penis in a public vagina. SOOOO this!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RussAnderson Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 paying for sex is weak sauce ,way beyond me how u can have sex with someone without having any emotional bond with that person. Hookers are very sad soulless individuals who value money over their self worth and integrity,there's no way i would even give a stripper money never mind a slut prostitute with all manner of diseases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dolf Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 Well....I prefer a little more...VANILLA in my milkshake. If you catch my drift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Anomaly Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 . . . way beyond me how u can have sex with someone without having any emotional bond with that person . . . wat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RiffDaemon Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 way beyond me how u can have sex with someone without having any emotional bond with that person. 1) Go to party2) Meet lady3) Get drunk with lady4) ...5) Profit It's really that easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jenksdrummer Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 Never had or wanted a hooker. Never paid for sex, never even been to a strip joint. Never needed to I haz game. Or... I did before I started posting on this forum I've been to three strip clubs. First time, I was 18, I learned that black girls really are pink on the inside, and another girl was in college and was working for the tuition. I told her she could live with me and I'll pay her way and we could fuck for rent...and she said no. I was also pretty smashed (I got drunk before since this place didn't have alcohol), but she was a hottie. Black girl wasn't THAT hot, but good enough to satisfy my curiousity...she fingered herself inches from my face. Nice and nasty! Second place and 12 years later, total seedy place, this is where the strippers go after they've been at it too long - lol. Asian girl offered to blow me in the back room, told her to hook up with my friend (who told me this place was good) - he got a lap dance with her and she offered to take him outside...he said no...and laughed at her. Third place (same night) was filled with 8's, 9's and a few 10's. The 10's would be on the floor 10 seconds and back to a private room. $300 for 30 minute private room? Got a lap dance from an 8, and while that was going I told her I was gay and I was here with a friend that doesn't know, but thought she was pretty and smelled nice. Must have hit a button, because she ground my junk a LOT harder after that. LOL...and no...I'm not gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Macelind Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 I pay for sex. It started out innocently enough with coffee, movie, and dinner. Then, got it more and more expensive, gold, diamonds, and cars. My wife has me by the balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RussAnderson Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 1) Go to party2) Meet lady3) Get drunk with lady4) ...5) ProfitIt's really that easy. Drunk sex never as good as sober sex then wake up with lady, beer goggles removed, feel rather awkward have nothing to say try and get her out as quick as possible in a taxi ,wonder about your sexual hygiene etc etcthen meet her rather uncomfortable again in your local bar and feel paranoid that your friends don't catch on. ps any of that ring a bell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RiffDaemon Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 ps any of that ring a bell? Nah, I don't bump uglies with uglies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Anomaly Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 I've been to three strip clubs. First time, I was 18, I learned that black girls really are pink on the inside, and another girl was in college and was working for the tuition. I told her she could live with me and I'll pay her way and we could fuck for rent...and she said no. I was also pretty smashed (I got drunk before since this place didn't have alcohol), but she was a hottie. Black girl wasn't THAT hot, but good enough to satisfy my curiousity...she fingered herself inches from my face. Nice and nasty! Second place and 12 years later, total seedy place, this is where the strippers go after they've been at it too long - lol. Asian girl offered to blow me in the back room, told her to hook up with my friend (who told me this place was good) - he got a lap dance with her and she offered to take him outside...he said no...and laughed at her. Third place (same night) was filled with 8's, 9's and a few 10's. The 10's would be on the floor 10 seconds and back to a private room. $300 for 30 minute private room? Got a lap dance from an 8, and while that was going I told her I was gay and I was here with a friend that doesn't know, but thought she was pretty and smelled nice. Must have hit a button, because she ground my junk a LOT harder after that. LOL...and no...I'm not gay. I'm glad you described them, because that was REALLY important to the story! Also, what was the nationality of the girl you offered to live with you? You left that out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RussAnderson Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 Nah, I don't bump uglies with uglies lol u have obviously never seen a women rough in the morning without the aid of make up cosmetics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jenksdrummer Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 I'm glad you described them, because that was REALLY important to the story! Also, what was the nationality of the girl you offered to live with you? You left that out. The most common type in the US. Actually, for the first one, it was important to the story. The second one I could have omitted...but so what? I remember my grandparents referring to black people as "colored" - and they didn't mean it in a negative way - something like "A colored man came in today and bought 6 bussells of squash from me today - I gave him another bussell for free and asked him to come back and buy some more next week" Descriptions of people help people relate to the story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RiffDaemon Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 lol u have obviously never seen a women rough in the morning without the aid of make up cosmetics. I'm still in my 20's. That'll come later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mike_E_McGee Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 Drunk sex never as good as sober sex Drunk sex is always better, cause when I'm drunk, I'll put my face where normally I wouldn't put my foot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members almightycrunch Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 Its not a salad, its a SALAd. TOTALLY different.... And, is that a Camaro front end coming in on the right? Cause, honestly, that'd be sooooooooo fitting. As funny as that would be, that is actually a Saturn coming into the picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ovid9 Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 As funny as that would be, that is actually a Saturn coming into the picture. So it is. You can tell how hard I looked as the little Saturn emblem is completely visible on the fender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pepi Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 I love them. Put them on about every car I owned when I was a "GearHead" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bktele989 Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 I did, once. I like to experience everything. Tagging a hooker was on my bucket list. Sue me. I went to buy a used tele copy, guy told me to meet him at a motel where he was staying. I showed with about $200, and the guitar was jacked so I talked him down to $80. On my way out i was approached by an attractive young latino girl and asked if I wanted to "spend some time with her". So I said {censored} it, ok, should be good story. I walked in and she had sanitary products everywhere, and laid out some ground rules to keep everything super clean and make sure no important skin actually touched. So I was at least comforted by the fact that she was a clean hooker. We did our business, and she cleaned me up very professional like, I payed her $80, and left. Telecaster copy and a nut for $160, not bad I thought. Was it my proudest moment? NoWould I do it again? No But it was fun and now I can say I at least tried it. I get tested once a year, and I still have my cleanliness. No harm, no foul. Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dicky sofa Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 I have a rule that I've always lived by and it's never done me wrong: "Never stick your dick in something more dangerous than a blender." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lumpy555 Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 man i hate to admit it,i was are still hooked on the whole picking up a whore thing!!! a few years ago,during a {censored}in hott ass summer,i picked up a NICE,YOUNG TENDERONI, and decided to go down on her a while,i was a sweating my arse off,and after a loooong while,we were done, i got into the drivers side of my van,went to a local Mc donalds, went inside to order,an the employee looked at me with panic,and i walked into the restroom to take a piss, looked into the mirror,and SAW THEE MOST DRIED UP BLOOD,covered my face,neck,chest+hair, i thought she was a lil wet when i was pleasuring HER!!! I {censored}ING RAN HOME and {censored}ing would not leave the shower for hours!!! remember it was a HUMID+HOT,STICKEY NITE,and we were in the back of my 1980s restored conversion van!!!! remember to always ask if she is,well you know,that time o the month!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RussAnderson Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 I'm still in my 20's. That'll come later never would have guessed esp still living with mama & daddy ,u would be lucky to yank the chain in private never mind bring a bird back to shag her lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members shadow.dancer_ Posted December 23, 2010 Members Share Posted December 23, 2010 You are not paying a hooker for sex.... you are paying her to leave afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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