Members guitarbilly74 Posted April 28, 2011 Members Share Posted April 28, 2011 Earlier this year our company installed a flat screen TV in our break room. First they left the remote there and people were arguing what channel to watch. Then they remove the remote and set the channel on CNN and some people complained that was nothing but news for "liberals" Then they set it on Fox News and some other people complained that was nothing but news for "right wing nuts" Then they set it on Discovery channel and people complained it was too boring Finally, they tried local channel 2 (CBS) and someone complained about a soap opera that was always on during their break. Today, the flat screen was removed from the break room because the boss got sick of hearing about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members missingastring Posted April 28, 2011 Members Share Posted April 28, 2011 People and their bull{censored}. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rampage Posted April 28, 2011 Members Share Posted April 28, 2011 {censored}ing people, how do they work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Murdoch Posted April 28, 2011 Members Share Posted April 28, 2011 Earlier this year our company installed a flat screen TV in our break room. First they left the remote there and people were arguing what channel to watch. Then they remove the remote and set the channel on CNN and some people complained that was nothing but news for "liberals" Then they set it on Fox News and some other people complained that was nothing but news for "right wing nuts" Then they set it on Discovery channel and people complained it was too boring Finally, they tried local channel 2 (CBS) and someone complained about a soap opera that was always on during their break. Today, the flat screen was removed from the break room because the boss got sick of hearing about it. You just described my office like you have been there for YEARS, Billy. {censored}ing blathering ninnyhammers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted April 28, 2011 Author Members Share Posted April 28, 2011 We can't have ANYTHING nice here without people bitching about it. Last year there was a potluck and I decided to bring a cake and this fat bitch said she was on a diet and the {censored}in cake was ruining it. Well it's not going to ruin it if you don't {censored}ing eat it!!! Bitch says.. "but it's too tempting" Next potluck I will {censored} in a small box and put it in the fridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members missingastring Posted April 28, 2011 Members Share Posted April 28, 2011 We can't have ANYTHING nice here without people bitching about it. Last year there was a potluck and I decided to bring a cake and this fat bitch said she was on a diet and the {censored}in cake was ruining it. Well it's not going to ruin it if you don't {censored}ing eat it!!! Bitch says.. "but it's too tempting" Next potluck I will {censored} in a small box and put it in the fridge. Frost it. Make sure you frost it. You can call it a chocodile. You dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rampage Posted April 28, 2011 Members Share Posted April 28, 2011 We can't have ANYTHING nice here without people bitching about it. Last year there was a potluck and I decided to bring a cake and this fat bitch said she was on a diet and the {censored}in cake was ruining it.Well it's not going to ruin it if you don't {censored}ing eat it!!!Next potluck I will {censored} in a small box and put it in the fridge. 1. Make regular cake and "diet" cake.2. Use Betty Crocker batter for regular cake, use Betty Crocker batter and cyanide for "diet" cake, clearly label them.3. Bring cakes.4. Tell fatty that you remembered her and made a special cake just for her.5. ????6. PROFIT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gspointer Posted April 28, 2011 Members Share Posted April 28, 2011 Yep this is typical. I cringe every time someone bitches and moans about some "perk" they are convinced some other employee got. Company fixes by ensuring that no-one ever receives said "perk" again. Result-everyone wins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thesinner66 Posted April 28, 2011 Members Share Posted April 28, 2011 In the 911 center I work at, there was a grant my old boss was able to get where we got 2 52 inch flat screen tv's. It ends up on the weather channel 90 % of the time.When the admin leaves it's NFL/MLB/NBA ALLL THE TIMMMMMEEEE!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members missingastring Posted April 28, 2011 Members Share Posted April 28, 2011 In the 911 center I work at, there was a grant my old boss was able to get where we got 2 52 inch flat screen tv's. It ends up on the weather channel 90 % of the time. When the admin leaves it's NFL/MLB/NBA ALLL THE TIMMMMMEEEE!!!! You'd think they'd let you guys have something cheery on in the background. The Houston 911 turnover rate was ridiculous! Too much stress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members charveldan Posted April 29, 2011 Members Share Posted April 29, 2011 I've never been paid for watching TV, but i know what your saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members stompboxfreak72 Posted April 29, 2011 Members Share Posted April 29, 2011 Just dont go postal....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted April 29, 2011 Members Share Posted April 29, 2011 Don'tcha just love a society that walks around perpetually LOOKING for something to be offended by and bitch about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rampage Posted April 29, 2011 Members Share Posted April 29, 2011 Don'tcha just love a society that walks around perpetually LOOKING for something to be offended by and bitch about? I'm offended by this post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Y0UNGBL00D Posted April 29, 2011 Members Share Posted April 29, 2011 when i was on deployment, our captain would adjust the ship's course to maintain satellite coverage when games were on. not a one of us bitched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rampage Posted April 29, 2011 Members Share Posted April 29, 2011 when i was on deployment, our captain would adjust the ship's course to maintain satellite coverage when games were on. not a one of us bitched. That's a little different. He probably would have made you walk the plank if you did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Y0UNGBL00D Posted April 29, 2011 Members Share Posted April 29, 2011 That's a little different. He probably would have made you walk the plank if you did. we would have keelhauled a fool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted April 29, 2011 Members Share Posted April 29, 2011 I'm offended by this post. I'm offended by your offense. Rep:mad:rted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members soundgardener75 Posted April 29, 2011 Members Share Posted April 29, 2011 The other branch I was assigned at, stylist had DirectTV on her station so she won't miss her ABC soaps (All My Children, One Life To Live, General Hospital). Saturdays are the worst, she'd have it on Lifetime, and it happens to have spicy sex scenes (no nudity, but pretty suggestive). The loud volume during the sex scenes while the store's busy = Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rampage Posted April 29, 2011 Members Share Posted April 29, 2011 The other branch I was assigned at, stylist had DirectTV on her station so she won't miss her ABC soaps (All My Children, One Life To Live, General Hospital). Saturdays are the worst, she'd have it on Lifetime, and it happens to have spicy sex scenes (no nudity, but pretty suggestive). The loud volume during the sex scenes while the store's busy = Were there any like the sex scene in MacGruber? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Y0UNGBL00D Posted April 29, 2011 Members Share Posted April 29, 2011 The other branch I was assigned at, stylist had DirectTV on her station so she won't miss her ABC soaps (All My Children, One Life To Live, General Hospital). Saturdays are the worst, she'd have it on Lifetime, and it happens to have spicy sex scenes (no nudity, but pretty suggestive). The loud volume during the sex scenes while the store's busy = u a stylist bro? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shine Posted April 29, 2011 Members Share Posted April 29, 2011 I work at a cable company and we have tvs all over the {censored}ing place. You know whats frowned upon though? Watching porn. I told them I was just doing product research. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Northstar Posted April 29, 2011 Members Share Posted April 29, 2011 when i was on deployment, our captain would adjust the ship's course to maintain satellite coverage when games were on. not a one of us bitched. Waste of tax-payer's money. A straight line would have saved fuel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members soundgardener75 Posted April 29, 2011 Members Share Posted April 29, 2011 u a stylist bro? I was an assistant manager for that branch, and I currently manage one (beauty supply/salon). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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