Members guitarbilly74 Posted May 5, 2011 Members Share Posted May 5, 2011 I went to the pharmacy to get my son's prescription filled. While I was waiting for the pharmacist to get my prescription, I grabbed a can of soda and figured I would pay for it along with the prescription. The pharmacist comes back and says he doesn't have the medication in stock and I should try a different pharmacy. I thanked him and walked out, can in hand. It wasn't until I got in my office's parking lot that I looked at the can on my truck's console and realized that I flat out walked out of there without paying for the {censored}ing thing I will stop by on my way home and give them a dollar or whatever it costs... but holy {censored} that was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Yarbicus Posted May 5, 2011 Members Share Posted May 5, 2011 You are a bad, bad boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Markdude Posted May 5, 2011 Members Share Posted May 5, 2011 *copied and pasted message from bodybuilding forum* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ovid9 Posted May 5, 2011 Members Share Posted May 5, 2011 A public caning is in order. That is the only way to punish criminals like yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted May 5, 2011 Members Share Posted May 5, 2011 Dude that is funny. My friend steals {censored} from the grocery store all of the time just like this, only he pretends he has no idae he is doing it and is just playing dumb. Mother{censored}er goes into Kroeger by VCU in Richmond. Gets about $150 in PBR/assorted cheap beers in his shopping cart. The way the grocery store is set up, the registers are near the exit, but you can just walk right by them and walk out. He pulls out a receipt, a long one, and holds it in his hand as he walks out of the store. Guy drinks for free all of the time. He got caught once and pretty much told the guy "oh {censored}, im sorry, i totally forgot to pay, i can't believe I did that!" {censored}ing lolz. He is going to get caught eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members metalguy Posted May 5, 2011 Members Share Posted May 5, 2011 You low life good for nothing scum of the earth thief. I've done before to But realized before I left the parking lot:cop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ron Burgandy Posted May 5, 2011 Members Share Posted May 5, 2011 hahahahahaha win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BryanFTWL Posted May 5, 2011 Members Share Posted May 5, 2011 I'd if they told you it was on the house since you had the decency to come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Johnny'sGotTheBlues Posted May 5, 2011 Members Share Posted May 5, 2011 I've done that before with a candy bar. When I realized it, I was so embarassed I turned red faced. And I'm not a guy who embarrasess easily. I RAN back into the store and paid for the candy bar. The clerk wasn't sure if I was the most honest person she met or just the dumbest. Lol. A little of both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jnurp Posted May 5, 2011 Members Share Posted May 5, 2011 derelict! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Abouttreefitty Posted May 5, 2011 Members Share Posted May 5, 2011 I went to the pharmacy to get my son's prescription filled. While I was waiting for the pharmacist to get my prescription, I grabbed a can of soda and figured I would pay for it along with the prescription. The pharmacist comes back and says he doesn't have the medication in stock and I should try a different pharmacy. I thanked him and walked out, can in hand. It wasn't until I got in my office's parking lot that I looked at the can on my truck's console and realized that I flat out walked out of there without paying for the {censored}ing thing I will stop by on my way home and give them a dollar or whatever it costs... but holy {censored} that was funny. As someone who worked in a drug store for eight and a half years, customers like you simply don't exist. First of all, you didn't reach into your pants and throw your {censored} at the pharmacist when he told you that he didn't have the medication in stock. And I've never seen anyone come back to pay for something they didn't realize they didn't pay for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted May 5, 2011 Author Members Share Posted May 5, 2011 As someone who worked in a drug store for eight and a half years, customers like you simply don't exist. First of all, you didn't reach into your pants and throw your {censored} at the pharmacist when he told you that he didn't have the medication in stock. And I've never seen anyone come back to pay for something they didn't realize they didn't pay for. Well, I will pay for it, no doubt. It's on my way home anyway and my clean conscience is worth more than $1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Abouttreefitty Posted May 5, 2011 Members Share Posted May 5, 2011 Well, I will pay for it, no doubt. It's on my way home anyway and my clean conscience is worth more than $1. I'm not doubting you, I'm just saying that people like you simply don't exist. Hahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted May 5, 2011 Author Members Share Posted May 5, 2011 I'm not doubting you, I'm just saying that people like you simply don't exist. Hahahahaha LOL I see, well next time I will act like a normal customer and yell at the pharmacist, throw some {censored} at him and grab a soda and leave without paying for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrendanO Posted May 5, 2011 Members Share Posted May 5, 2011 I stole a pair of nail-clippers like that. Had it in my hand, was asked to manhandle a bag of dog food, so I slipped it in my pocket, and promptly forgot about it. I didn't go back to pay for it, because by the time I realized I had, in fact, stolen it, I was in another state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Abouttreefitty Posted May 5, 2011 Members Share Posted May 5, 2011 LOL I see, well next time I will act like a normal customer and yell at the pharmacist, throw some {censored} at him and grab a soda and leave without paying for it. Then take the stolen soda and drive to the nearest store and return it without a receipt. Then you'll be the average drug store customer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Oblivion DC Posted May 5, 2011 Members Share Posted May 5, 2011 Dude that is funny. My friend steals {censored} from the grocery store all of the time just like this, only he pretends he has no idae he is doing it and is just playing dumb. Mother{censored}er goes into Kroeger by VCU in Richmond. Gets about $150 in PBR/assorted cheap beers in his shopping cart. The way the grocery store is set up, the registers are near the exit, but you can just walk right by them and walk out. He pulls out a receipt, a long one, and holds it in his hand as he walks out of the store. Guy drinks for free all of the time. He got caught once and pretty much told the guy "oh {censored}, im sorry, i totally forgot to pay, i can't believe I did that!" {censored}ing lolz. He is going to get caught eventually. Holy {censored}!!! Your friend is a thief! That's funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bee_Gee Posted May 5, 2011 Members Share Posted May 5, 2011 most stores (i know for a fact Wal-mart) not managerial positions CANNOT accuse customers of stealing or basicly do anything to someone who is stealing other than report it to a manager. so you could really just walk out with things and as long as there is no manager near the exit or security man, youre golden. not that i have done these things, just worked for wal-mart for a little while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted May 5, 2011 Members Share Posted May 5, 2011 Holy {censored}!!! Your friend is a thief! That's funny... Yeah I honestly don't know how he gets away with it. He has gotten caught doing this so many other times at so many places. I want to photoshop him a medical card that says he has short term memory disorders and sometimes forgets where he is or what he is doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rugbyguitargod Posted May 5, 2011 Members Share Posted May 5, 2011 den of scum... HCAF is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rugbyguitargod Posted May 5, 2011 Members Share Posted May 5, 2011 Well, I will pay for it, no doubt. It's on my way home anyway and my clean conscience is worth more than $1. you have the nerve to claim a 'clean conscience' after what you did to that hooker? the bitch didn't {censored} right for a week, Bill!!! i didn't see you footing the bill to her proctologist under 'good conscience' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted May 5, 2011 Author Members Share Posted May 5, 2011 you have the nerve to claim a 'clean conscience' after what you did to that hooker? the bitch didn't {censored} right for a week, Bill!!! i didn't see you footing the bill to her proctologist under 'good conscience' she was a willing participant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JerEvil Posted May 5, 2011 Members Share Posted May 5, 2011 I got an extra dollar back in change this morning when I payed for my breakfast burrito from Roberto's. I decided to keep it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rugbyguitargod Posted May 5, 2011 Members Share Posted May 5, 2011 I got an extra dollar back in change this morning when I payed for my breakfast burrito from Roberto's. I decided to keep it. good for you, Jeremy... good FOR you... everyone deserves a little something back every once in awhile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JerEvil Posted May 5, 2011 Members Share Posted May 5, 2011 good for you, Jeremy... good FOR you... everyone deserves a little something back every once in awhile I appreciate you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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