Members Gary Cohn Posted September 2, 2011 Members Share Posted September 2, 2011 Youguys need to keep this {censored} pg. No one wants to imagine billy's chiseled pool boy esque buttcheeks flexing in the sonata provided by the pale soft moonlight. I mean, what the {censored}. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted September 2, 2011 Author Members Share Posted September 2, 2011 ^^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NinjaRaf Posted September 2, 2011 Members Share Posted September 2, 2011 1. duncan'd 2. all I have to do is THINK about the phrase "sa sa sa cheeks" and I start laughing, HARD. 3. we may never know what msalehds means, but definitely meme-worthy. 4. we should all plan to get frunk as ablls at the same time, and post, then read about it while sober the next day. Yes...to all 4 lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Murdoch Posted September 2, 2011 Members Share Posted September 2, 2011 Yes...to all 4 lol. All of us hammered, slinging sasasas and msalehds at one another, prompting us to drink more? We wouldn't survive. Metalized clips of the Smurfs theme song would surface. Jammy Paeg no longer bast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Goop Posted September 2, 2011 Members Share Posted September 2, 2011 ROFLI only slept like 5 hours last night...been up since 530 to workout and make breakfast and got to work about an hour ago lol. Whiskey later, coffee now haha. Not bad! Last night I pounded 24 beers and chased them with a 1.75 liter of vodka. Two hours later I woke up and benched 300 lbs until it became too easy. Then I slammed the barbell through the floor which eventually landed in my basement, totally destroying my home recording studio including my new POD HD 300. I then sprinted 20 miles to work and promptly barfed on my supervisor's desk. The board of directors were so impressed they raised my celery to 100k/year and promoted me to CEO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NinjaRaf Posted September 2, 2011 Members Share Posted September 2, 2011 Peeps bailed on me!! So now Im trying to make new plans to get sloppy...we shall see what happens. Not bad! Last night I slammed 24 beers and chased them with a 1.75 liter of vodka. Two hours later I woke up and benched 300 lbs until it became too easy. Then I slammed the barbell through the floor which eventually landed in my basement, totally destroying my home studio including my new POD HD 300. I then sprinted 20 miles to work and promptly barfed on my supervisor's desk. The board of directors were so impressed they raised my celery to 100k/year and promoted me to CEO. wtf....alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Murdoch Posted September 2, 2011 Members Share Posted September 2, 2011 Peeps bailed on me!! So now Im trying to make new plans to get sloppy...we shall see what happens. wtf....alright. It's simple...start drinking the same time you start posting. Note with a post when you finish a drink, and how many you've had up until that point. We will then figure at which point you go all sasasa and start speaking in Rafese. Maybe that way we'll be able to develop a dictionary and help each other translate for you after you get {censored}tysloppy and want to make clips with the Makosplez channel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NinjaRaf Posted September 2, 2011 Members Share Posted September 2, 2011 It's simple...start drinking the same time you start posting. Note with a post when you finish a drink, and how many you've had up until that point. We will then figure at which point you go all sasasa and start speaking in Rafese. Maybe that way we'll be able to develop a dictionary and help each other translate for you after you get {censored}tysloppy and want to make clips with the Makosplez channel. OMFG this is {censored}ing genius. However, it looks like Im getting dinner with my buddy Larry at BJs brewhouse, so Ill probably have at least 2 before I leave that place...Ill start posting when I get home if Im unable to secure ladies to hang out with lol. Drinking will continue late into the night, Im sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Murdoch Posted September 2, 2011 Members Share Posted September 2, 2011 OMFG this is {censored}ing genius. However, it looks like Im getting dinner with my buddy Larry at BJs brewhouse, so Ill probably have at least 2 before I leave that place...Ill start posting when I get home if Im unable to secure ladies to hang out with lol. Drinking will continue late into the night, Im sure.Plus or minus two brews is an acceptable margin for error. Lulz to be had tonight, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Yarbicus Posted September 3, 2011 Members Share Posted September 3, 2011 every day is that day when your g/f is Brazilian. Simply ask and ye shall receive. Whatever, wherever, whenever My wife is not Brazillian but I swear she was a porn star in a previous life. She is good to go all day, every day! After 20 years of marriage, she surprised with a quicky in a Macy's changing room last year. Luckiest. Man. ALIVE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thenakedarab Posted September 3, 2011 Members Share Posted September 3, 2011 dude my gf leaves tues morning for work and doesnt get back till thurs night.... every week. so yeah i know what you are going through, but thurs nights and friday mornings are great times at our household!! Somewhere on another forum a guy is posting "my gf leaves thurs night for work and doesn't get back till tues morning.... every week." Moral of this story, you must throw better dick since she hangs with you more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members soundgardener75 Posted September 3, 2011 Members Share Posted September 3, 2011 Bumping this thread just to say....SASASA CHEEKS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Y0UNGBL00D Posted September 3, 2011 Members Share Posted September 3, 2011 My wife is not Brazillian but I swear she was a porn star in a previous life. She is good to go all day, every day! After 20 years of marriage, she surprised with a quicky in a Macy's changing room last year. Luckiest. Man. ALIVE. shes overdo, son Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NinjaRaf Posted September 3, 2011 Members Share Posted September 3, 2011 Bumping this thread just to say.... SASASA CHEEKS! Well, my night turned into a huge bust. I had dinner with my buddy, then somehow started feeling super lonely and depressed on the way home, and very tired too, to the point where Ive only had 1 beer, and that was at dinner at the restaurant...weaksauce. Ive spent the last 2 hours watching xmen cartoons on netflix and browsing okcupid lol. I dont even feel like playing guitar...what a waste of a friday night. Im gonna take a shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Y0UNGBL00D Posted September 3, 2011 Members Share Posted September 3, 2011 what you need is a supportive online community or anonymous bros, bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NinjaRaf Posted September 3, 2011 Members Share Posted September 3, 2011 what you need is a supportive online community or anonymous bros, bro Check. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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