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Its sat night and my girl is sleeping 3 feet from my amp


dhaupin

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Look, you need to either play guitar, or stick it in her pooper. Failing to do either results in immediate bannination from rock'n'roll. Be advised: kick out the jams or stuff it in her {censored}ter.

 

Or face the wrath of... I dunno, some dudes on the internet, or something.

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Look, you need to either play guitar, or stick it in her pooper. Failing to do either results in immediate bannination from rock'n'roll. Be advised: kick out the jams or stuff it in her {censored}ter.


Or face the wrath of... I dunno, some dudes on the internet, or something.

 

 

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This is what modellers, vst's, and astroglide are for. You obviously have access to a computer, in this day and age there is no reason you shouldn't be playing quietly through it if you want to jam out... and there's no reason you shouldn't be {censored}ing her in the ass right now, unless "sick" includes her having the {censored}s... in that case you should be giving her a sleep-facial.

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Shes sick is the only reason i have any "feedback in her ear" remorse...and the only reason theres no weiner attention too haha

 

 

Excuses, excuses, excuses. If you're not violating her balloon knot or rocking her socks off, someone else is.

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Look, you need to either play guitar, or stick it in her pooper. Failing to do either results in immediate bannination from rock'n'roll. Be advised: kick out the jams or stuff it in her {censored}ter.


Or face the wrath of... I dunno, some dudes on the internet, or something.

 

 

I don't know why there were posts after this.

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Look, you need to either play guitar, or stick it in her pooper. Failing to do either results in immediate bannination from rock'n'roll. Be advised: kick out the jams or stuff it in her {censored}ter.


Or face the wrath of... I dunno, some dudes on the internet, or something.

 

 

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