Members Oblivion DC Posted March 20, 2012 Members Share Posted March 20, 2012 OdYTj5CChaA She seems nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members isvoid Posted March 20, 2012 Members Share Posted March 20, 2012 already old vid is old would have her make me a sammich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ~Abstract~ Posted March 20, 2012 Members Share Posted March 20, 2012 ROFLROFLROFL "400 times in a mile..." That's his {censored}ing fiance. I couldn't live with someone that dumb. {censored}. "You are driving faster than a minute a mile!" She said "whack". "Some cars tires turn faster than others" I thought it was gonna stand for "My {censored} Hurts". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sex Panther Posted March 20, 2012 Members Share Posted March 20, 2012 Dumb as a rock. Would plow furiously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Oblivion DC Posted March 20, 2012 Author Members Share Posted March 20, 2012 ROFLROFLROFL "400 times in a mile..." That's his {censored}ing fiance. I couldn't live with someone that dumb. {censored}. "You are driving faster than a minute a mile!" She said "whack". "Some cars tires turn faster than others" I thought it was gonna stand for "My {censored} Hurts". LuLz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ColoradoFenderB Posted March 20, 2012 Members Share Posted March 20, 2012 Must be the new math they teach now in our schools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Stevetemp Posted March 20, 2012 Members Share Posted March 20, 2012 doin a jib on a road trip is so much fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members metalguy Posted March 20, 2012 Members Share Posted March 20, 2012 Why is she even talking? Shouldn't she be giving road head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ShaneV2 Posted March 20, 2012 Members Share Posted March 20, 2012 We already lulzed at this, now it fills me with ennui. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shine Posted March 20, 2012 Members Share Posted March 20, 2012 Never go full r etard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bumhucker Posted March 21, 2012 Members Share Posted March 21, 2012 Please tell me thats fake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members maggotspawn Posted March 21, 2012 Members Share Posted March 21, 2012 Would, but damn, why would you marry a chick that's dumb as a bag or rocks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Y0UNGBL00D Posted March 21, 2012 Members Share Posted March 21, 2012 I know its old, but I think I'm gonna have my physics professor play this in class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted March 21, 2012 Members Share Posted March 21, 2012 Would, but damn, why would you marry a chick that's dumb as a bag or rocks? hot as {censored} usually the dumb ones are the most loving and faithful (like dogs) easy to cheat on has better career and $$$ opportunities because of looks, also would make hot kids Probably does whatever you tell her to, including felch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mavesicles Posted March 21, 2012 Members Share Posted March 21, 2012 I can overlook her intelligence (or lack thereof), because she's a babe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members isvoid Posted March 21, 2012 Members Share Posted March 21, 2012 I can overlook her intelligence (or lack thereof), because she's a babe. In other words, you'd write her book reports for her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mavesicles Posted March 21, 2012 Members Share Posted March 21, 2012 In other words, you'd write her book reports for her? Exactly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members magh8 Posted March 21, 2012 Members Share Posted March 21, 2012 haha I'd put it in her bum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DeadNight Warrior Posted March 21, 2012 Members Share Posted March 21, 2012 Holy {censored}ing {censored}. That's one {censored}ing stupid woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Abouttreefitty Posted March 21, 2012 Members Share Posted March 21, 2012 Posted this in the pwned/funny thread. This is the boyfriend. "Sitting here 2,000 miles from my fiancee who is going through such hard times I just feel so powerless and so frustrated I can't be there for her to comfort and help her. After not being able to deal with the frustration so long it finally exploded into this song. I created this song with nothing but vocal melodies; no guitar, no piano. I hit the nightstand with my foot for a kick drum and slapped my thigh for the snare and tried to sing quietly in this hotel room.In my most difficult times, being the times where I have feelings I just can't make sense of and I have nobody to turn to, talking with the Lord and making music has always been a way to keep strong."[video=youtube;BI2P8un_h-c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI2P8un_h-c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thenakedarab Posted March 21, 2012 Members Share Posted March 21, 2012 Kept skipping forward get to the part where she blows him, figuring women are only this ridiculously dumb in pornos. I r double disappoint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members redeye5 Posted March 21, 2012 Members Share Posted March 21, 2012 I like how is laughing.. when he marring her. Dude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HKSblade1 Posted March 21, 2012 Members Share Posted March 21, 2012 She will own his kids, the cars, and home within 7 years and receive some good bucks in alimony/support. Then she will post his dumbness on Youtube for all to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tlbonehead Posted March 21, 2012 Members Share Posted March 21, 2012 if the tires are low on air, 80mph is slower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JKD Posted March 21, 2012 Members Share Posted March 21, 2012 Need to see more b00bs to decide if I'm prepared to put up with that level of dumb... :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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