Members Crunchtime Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 My GF's Bro's {censored} em. They act so cool. Taking long strokes, pulling out and blowing a big load. I always heard a hooker should be treated like a truck. Rode hard and put away wet. So, I took a couple pumps and pulled out. So dumb. Nothing to it. Walked away with blue balls. {censored}ing disgusted. I guess I'm a badass because I pumped a hooker's {censored} pipe like a John Candy working a plunger on Taco Tuesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ~Abstract~ Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 Enjoy your aids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members peavey_impact Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Goop Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 Taking long strokes, pulling out and blowing a big load. I guess I'm a badass because I pumped a hooker's {censored} pipe I think it's time to update my sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Warhorse Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Miter Gauge Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 10/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ENdtime Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 I know it's a parody, but I got a couple friends who get the high class hookers on a regular basis.. $200 for a half hour, $300 for the hour.. I'm pretty sure it's extra for ass play.. They actually do make it sound like a great time, but I can't pay that for sex.. I would easily rather buy drugs.. Anyway, they say a half hour is all you need.. Just don't {censored} around when she gets there. Pun intended. It's funny how they talk about being all business and getting in everything they want in the half hour. More pun intended. It's like they are talking about drugs in how specific they are.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mike LX-R Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 I smoked a hooker once.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dicky sofa Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 10/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shine Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 TJ Hooker'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Belva Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 They actually do make it sound like a great time, but I can't pay that for sex.. So ya meet a girl, take her to dinner and a show, spend a coupla hunnert and MAYBE get laid. You may also find that after a few drinks she's a raving bitchiac. I'd rather take the sure thang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ~Abstract~ Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 So ya meet a girl, take her to dinner and a show, spend a coupla hunnert and MAYBE get laid. You may also find that after a few drinks she's a raving bitchiac. I'd rather take the sure herp fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HRM Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 Yeah, because all prostitutes have multiple STI's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Belva Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 Yeah, because all prostitutes have multiple STI's. The likelihood is greater with a pro. At least I know yer mom is clean and a good {censored} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members soundgardener75 Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 The {censored} is going on here? AIDSville? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ~Abstract~ Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 Yeah, because all prostitutes have multiple STI's. Nah. Chicks who make a living having sex multiple times a day with random dudes are generally some of the cleanest meat out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mike LX-R Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 Breaking News: This thread was a parody of another thread about hookahs and arguing about somebody's hooker mother being a clean piece of meat with multiple STD's in aidsville is only making me and the OP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ~Abstract~ Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 Breaking News: This thread was a parody of another thread about hookahs and arguing about somebody's hooker mother being a clean piece of meat with multiple STD's in aidsville is only making me and the OP Are you {censored}ing 12 or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mike LX-R Posted July 6, 2012 Members Share Posted July 6, 2012 Are you {censored}ing 12 or what? I don't know what age has to do with you taking this thread seriously and continuing to post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ~Abstract~ Posted July 6, 2012 Members Share Posted July 6, 2012 I don't know what age has to do with you taking this thread seriously and continuing to post. The only one taking {censored} srsly here is the 12yo. And I'm not sure how being srs precludes you from understanding that this is a parody of a thread I've spent quite a bit of time in over the last 24hrs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mike LX-R Posted July 6, 2012 Members Share Posted July 6, 2012 Firstly, it's pretty obvious I'm not taking much seriously here. Secondly, spending quite a bit of time in a thread over the last 24 hours makes me question your age, not my own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NITROHOLIC Posted July 6, 2012 Members Share Posted July 6, 2012 you dont pay hookers to {censored} any bitch will do that you pay them to leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ~Abstract~ Posted July 6, 2012 Members Share Posted July 6, 2012 Firstly, it's pretty obvious I'm not taking much seriously here. Secondly, spending quite a bit of time in a thread over the last 24 hours makes me question your age, not my own. Well, you're obviously more mature. But I'd bet my hat I'm older. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mike LX-R Posted July 6, 2012 Members Share Posted July 6, 2012 Well, you're obviously more mature. But I'd bet my hat I'm older. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ~Abstract~ Posted July 6, 2012 Members Share Posted July 6, 2012 Hrm... I was wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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