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So, I just tried hookers for the first time.


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You always pay. Financially, or emotionally. You pay.

 

This. I'm divorced. Marriage was MUCH more expensive than prostitutes or random bar sluts. Financially AND emotionally.

 

My experience with hookers is one blowjob with the agreement I was finishing on her face... Cost me $75... Cheaper than a week of being married and in that week there was a slim chance of having sex, a slimmer chance of getting blown, and no chance of finishing on her face.

 

My current girlfriend takes it in the ass and gets a facial daily... and she buys me {censored}...

 

It's all about finding that perfect girl. :love:

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No, you misunderstood me. I got that you got the joke, then asked a question about time-dialation because you were posting almost as often as me this afternoon.


Sheesh, n00bs.

 

:facepalm: yeah, {censored}ing noobs and pretentious wastefulness all day on forums...

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