Members Shine Posted August 31, 2012 Members Share Posted August 31, 2012 Herpes. Put herpes in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 100 watt Posted August 31, 2012 Members Share Posted August 31, 2012 OK, this is genius. Make sure there are some LEDs on it that light with signal. THIS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrendanO Posted August 31, 2012 Members Share Posted August 31, 2012 Wait... two pages, and I don't see "butthole"? Fail. Sorry. Every time 100 Watt post, butthole is all I can think about. Because, like him, I am getting a buzz on and lookin' at buttholes. This is MURKA, and I demand more buttholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nightflameauto Posted August 31, 2012 Members Share Posted August 31, 2012 THIS. Maybe it would help to add a little island in the middle with a bunch of watch gears that turn when the LEDs light up too. Just to keep people guessing. And remain utterly convincing when you tell them that each gear is specifically weighted to match one frequency, and any changes will have immense effects on the tone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 100 watt Posted August 31, 2012 Members Share Posted August 31, 2012 Maybe it would help to add a little island in the middle with a bunch of watch gears that turn when the LEDs light up too. Just to keep people guessing. And remain utterly convincing when you tell them that each gear is specifically weighted to match one frequency, and any changes will have immense effects on the tone. Get famous..years down the road, guys @ Rig Talk will be scouring pawn shops & watch repair stores looking for vintage 80's Timex Iron Man watches to rob gears out of, and the correct pointers out of a Swatch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nightflameauto Posted August 31, 2012 Members Share Posted August 31, 2012 Get famous..years down the road, guys @ Rig Talk will be scouring pawn shops & watch repair stores looking for vintage 80's Timex Iron Man watches to rob gears out of, and the correct pointers out of a SwatchYou and me, bro. We're on the same wavelength. This could be epic.I've got an RG1570 that I never use the middle pickup on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 100 watt Posted August 31, 2012 Members Share Posted August 31, 2012 Wait... two pages, and I don't see "butthole"? Fail.Sorry. Every time 100 Watt post, butthole is all I can think about. Because, like him, I am getting a buzz on and lookin' at buttholes. This is MURKA, and I demand more buttholes. word. John Stagliano of Buttman Magazine is a god. Right up there with Hendrix & Iommi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 100 watt Posted August 31, 2012 Members Share Posted August 31, 2012 You and me, bro. We're on the same wavelength. This could be epic. I've got an RG1570 that I never use the middle pickup on. 20 years from now:"I call BS on the Timex. If you look close at the 2nd live albom, you can see Rolex gears CLEAR AS CRYSTAL. There's NO way you're gonna get that throaty mid with Timex parts. It's Rolex. The Rolex gears had more titanium in them, there for will enhance the mid growl..unlike the Seiko, with gives more of a loose, flubby nasal mid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrendanO Posted August 31, 2012 Members Share Posted August 31, 2012 word.John Stagliano of Buttman Magazine is a god. Right up there with Hendrix & Iommi. And {censored} Mike Adriano. Seriously, all his films are {censored}. I haven't enjoyed one of them. Dude does just not know how to treat an ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members satannica Posted August 31, 2012 Author Members Share Posted August 31, 2012 Get famous..years down the road, guys @ Rig Talk will be scouring pawn shops & watch repair stores looking for vintage 80's Timex Iron Man watches to rob gears out of, and the correct pointers out of a Swatch LMAO. {censored} me, you guys deliver! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ultron Posted August 31, 2012 Members Share Posted August 31, 2012 rig up some kinda glowing 12ax7, cuz toobs adds tone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 100 watt Posted August 31, 2012 Members Share Posted August 31, 2012 And {censored} Mike Adriano. Seriously, all his films are {censored}. I haven't enjoyed one of them. Dude does just not know how to treat an ass. I actually dig Mike's line. Lateley though, I havent cared for the chicks he's been using. His bonus scenes are getting weak too. Used to, his bonus scenes were the best parts of his DVD's. Ive got one of his (cant remember the name) where he gets with Bobbi Starr & Kimberly Kane at the same time. WOW. One of the best "mainstream" scenes Ive seen in a while. Just the nasty {censored} that comes outta Kimberlys mouth will make ya bust one off. There's a newer dude @ Evil angel I been meaning to look into. Been reading about some of his stuff in Buttman. Cant think of his name. Usually uses some pretty good actresses though. Still bummed out (pardon the pun) Kelly Stafford's not working anymore. Calling her nasty is a sever understatement. Check out "The Best Of Kelly" . You'll thank me later. Rocco Sifredi = my hero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members scratchie Posted August 31, 2012 Members Share Posted August 31, 2012 I was gonna start a thread called Inventive things to put in my poop chute... but I am a coward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crunchtime Posted August 31, 2012 Members Share Posted August 31, 2012 Marijuana cigarette encased in clear schlack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 100 watt Posted August 31, 2012 Members Share Posted August 31, 2012 .but I am a coward. It's only hot when chicks do it (I want a T shirt that says that) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrendanO Posted August 31, 2012 Members Share Posted August 31, 2012 It's only hot when chicks do it (I want a T shirt that says that) Shemales +/- applicable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 100 watt Posted August 31, 2012 Members Share Posted August 31, 2012 Shemales +/- applicable. teh lulz my wife thinks they're hot lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrendanO Posted August 31, 2012 Members Share Posted August 31, 2012 teh lulzmy wife thinks they're hot lol. If you haven't jacked off to shemale porn, you're not a real man. Fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 100 watt Posted August 31, 2012 Members Share Posted August 31, 2012 *whipping up a stoner / d00m version of "lola" * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrendanO Posted August 31, 2012 Members Share Posted August 31, 2012 *whipping up a stoner / d00m version of "lola" * Been there, done that. Subject at hand was August. Her anal scenes were weak, but at least she went for it. Still waiting for Krystal Steal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ke2 Posted August 31, 2012 Members Share Posted August 31, 2012 With pickguard: glue in an empty pickup cover upside-down.No pickguard: screw in an empty pickup cover right-side-up. This is what I'd do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members almightycrunch Posted September 1, 2012 Members Share Posted September 1, 2012 rig up some kinda glowing 12ax7, cuz toobs adds tone. Oh, man that would be fantastic, can you imagine how many idiots you could actually get to believe it is a tube driven guitar????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mesa/Kramer Posted September 1, 2012 Members Share Posted September 1, 2012 Put a test tube in there filled with yur man goo................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members scratchie Posted September 1, 2012 Members Share Posted September 1, 2012 Put a test tube in there filled with yur man goo................. I am almost certain this thread is a subliminal request for unique items the OP can stuff in his rectum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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