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Members soundgardener75 Posted September 5, 2012 Members Share Posted September 5, 2012 Originally Posted by Miter Gauge did he stab him in the jimmy or did he wet himself? He wetted himself. Wondered if he shat too. Poor guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DrakkarTyrannis Posted September 5, 2012 Members Share Posted September 5, 2012 Originally Posted by rhino55 Lol..it's like the BET after dark version of The Cosby Kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Miter Gauge Posted September 5, 2012 Members Share Posted September 5, 2012 Originally Posted by soundgardener75 He wetted himself. Wondered if he shat too. Poor guy. I guy I used to work with was held up at knifepoint and he started screaming and took off running. He said it was instinct and he didn't even think about saving his wallet - he didn't have any money in there anyway. He got away though. He said he turned around and the would be mugger was running the other way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members blckbldng Posted September 5, 2012 Members Share Posted September 5, 2012 Originally Posted by Miter Gauge I guy I used to work with was held up at knifepoint and he started screaming and took off running. He said it was instinct and he didn't even think about saving his wallet - he didn't have any money in there anyway. He got away though. He said he turned around and the would be mugger was running the other way. That is the reason you should use a gun instead of a knife. People will never take their chance if it is a gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kardula Posted September 5, 2012 Members Share Posted September 5, 2012 Originally Posted by Miter Gauge I guy I used to work with was held up at knifepoint and he started screaming and took off running. He said it was instinct and he didn't even think about saving his wallet - he didn't have any money in there anyway. He got away though. He said he turned around and the would be mugger was running the other way. that's my defense too. *guy walks up to me with a knife* "Gimme your wallet!!!" me - "OH MY GOD FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!" *runs the opposite direction waving arms wildly like a madman* Either that or "Holy {censored} dude, look at the spider on your shoulder, I'm outta here, {censored} that" *runs away making Dr. Zoidberg bwooping noises* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrelusive Posted September 5, 2012 Members Share Posted September 5, 2012 see that's the thing: it depends on the weapon the mugger is using. If he's got a gun: okay, here's my wallet. No way i'm takin a bullet for 3 bucks and a bank card i'm gonna cancel as soon as the dude leaves.If he's got a knife: ehh.... Depends on how crazy that mother{censored}er looks. That knife will more than likely give me tetanus at the very least, and if he takes my insurance card, it'll be a lot harder to get it treated.If he's got a lead pipe: He ain't gettin {censored}. I will break that mother{censored}er in half after i step into his swing and disarm him, rendering his weapon useless.If he's relying on his fists: I am stealing HIS goddamn wallet. Fights aren't won by speed, strength, size or skill... it's all about who's more willing to permanently {censored} up the other guy. That's me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Miter Gauge Posted September 5, 2012 Members Share Posted September 5, 2012 Originally Posted by mrelusive see that's the thing: it depends on the weapon the mugger is using. If he's got a gun: okay, here's my wallet. No way i'm takin a bullet for 3 bucks and a bank card i'm gonna cancel as soon as the dude leaves. If he's got a knife: ehh.... Depends on how crazy that mother{censored}er looks. That knife will more than likely give me tetanus at the very least, and if he takes my insurance card, it'll be a lot harder to get it treated. If he's got a lead pipe: He ain't gettin {censored}. I will break that mother{censored}er in half after i step into his swing and disarm him, rendering his weapon useless. If he's relying on his fists: I am stealing HIS goddamn wallet. Fights aren't won by speed, strength, size or skill... it's all about who's more willing to permanently {censored} up the other guy. That's me. UFC seems to think size matters Seriously though, I know what you mean. Even a grizzly bear backs down from a wolverine! Oh, and honey badger don't care either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrelusive Posted September 5, 2012 Members Share Posted September 5, 2012 Originally Posted by Miter Gauge UFC seems to think size matters Seriously though, I know what you mean. Even a grizzly bear backs down from a wolverine! Oh, and honey badger don't care either honey badger don't give a {censored} !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ermghoti II Posted September 5, 2012 Members Share Posted September 5, 2012 Originally Posted by soundgardener75 He wetted himself. Wondered if he shat too. Poor guy. Seems to be a valid tactic. He kept fumbling his stuff into the pool, robber appears to have left empty-handed. I'm guessing it's fake/from a sketch though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Spaced Out Ace Posted September 5, 2012 Members Share Posted September 5, 2012 Originally Posted by mrelusive If Spaced Out Ace doesn't wake up screaming, he won't wake up at all! {censored}ing awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members sleewell Posted September 5, 2012 Members Share Posted September 5, 2012 i love how the bald guy in the boat goes down, makes me laugh every time. moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr_Kuh Posted September 5, 2012 Members Share Posted September 5, 2012 Originally Posted by sleewell i love how the bald guy in the boat goes down, makes me laugh every time. moron. Is it me or does he look a bit like Joe Satriani? €: Actually no he doesn't. The gifs just have a really low resolution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members 67mike Posted September 5, 2012 Members Share Posted September 5, 2012 Originally Posted by mrelusive see that's the thing: it depends on the weapon the mugger is using. If he's got a gun: okay, here's my wallet. No way i'm takin a bullet for 3 bucks and a bank card i'm gonna cancel as soon as the dude leaves. If he's got a knife: ehh.... Depends on how crazy that mother{censored}er looks. That knife will more than likely give me tetanus at the very least, and if he takes my insurance card, it'll be a lot harder to get it treated. If he's got a lead pipe: He ain't gettin {censored}. I will break that mother{censored}er in half after i step into his swing and disarm him, rendering his weapon useless. If he's relying on his fists: I am stealing HIS goddamn wallet. Fights aren't won by speed, strength, size or skill... it's all about who's more willing to permanently {censored} up the other guy. That's me. In the self defense training I have taken, my instructors always stressed that if you are defending against someone with a knife..you will more than likely sustain some injury...if they are trained in knife fighting you are basically {censored}ed....so I would be a bit more cautious against a knife. I have heard freaky stuff...a guy and his girlfriend got into a bit of an arguement....she ends up grabbing a boxcutter...and slashes out at the guy...apparently it cut thought his jacket and across his armpit and unfortunately sliced through a large artery.....he died from bloodloss apparently the cut end of the artery slipped deep inside the tissues in the armpit.....so they ain't as easy to deal with as you might think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RiffDaemon Posted September 6, 2012 Members Share Posted September 6, 2012 Originally Posted by Samnite win. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes yes yes yes yes yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cokeman Posted September 6, 2012 Author Members Share Posted September 6, 2012 Originally Posted by rhino55 Going for the dildo effect with that haircut? What a dickhead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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