Members Chordchunker Posted October 9, 2012 Members Share Posted October 9, 2012 Nothin' better than fresh roadkill. If it's still warm, that's a bonus. Lots of times, if it was hit right, you don't even have to gut it. I don`t really care for {censored} or piss on my food. If the guts or bladder are ruptured you will surely know it as soon as you try to clean it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Terry Allan Hall Posted October 9, 2012 Author Members Share Posted October 9, 2012 I don`t really care for {censored} or piss on my food. If the guts or bladder are ruptured you will surely know it as soon as you try to clean it.. True...I'd be pretty careful about what cuts of that meat I'd eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FretFiend. Posted October 10, 2012 Members Share Posted October 10, 2012 I think you took my post seriously. No way I'm gonna eat anything I picked up from the side of the road. I might feed it to the dogs though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Hoddy Posted October 22, 2012 Members Share Posted October 22, 2012 Terry...you ever get those pics of the Nyala back from the processor...I'd love to see them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pitar Posted October 22, 2012 Members Share Posted October 22, 2012 I think you took my post seriously. No way I'm gonna eat anything I picked up from the side of the road. I might feed it to the dogs though. Man, no sense of adventure whatsoever. All these I'm not gonna negative vibes would've left many a man starving in the wild. Two bums walking down the r/r track complaining about their hunger and talking crap about food.Bum #1 says he could eat the carcass of a cold, dead varmint.Bum $2 says he'd rather wait and get a nice hot meal.They come upon a rotting raccoon killed by the train and stare at it, flies and all.Bum #1 offers it to Bum #2.Bum#2 declines saying he'll wait for that hot meal he's been yearning for.Bum#1 chows down and they move on.A half hour later the rotted coon begins to tear up Bum #1 and he's real sick.Suddenly he pitches over and starts hurling.Bum #2 quickly catches the flying rot gut in his hat and yells......? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Chordchunker Posted October 22, 2012 Members Share Posted October 22, 2012 Man, no sense of adventure whatsoever. All these I'm not gonna negative vibes would've left many a man starving in the wild. Two bums walking down the r/r track complaining about their hunger and talking crap about food.Bum #1 says he could eat the carcass of a cold, dead varmint.Bum $2 says he'd rather wait and get a nice hot meal.They come upon a rotting raccoon killed by the train and stare at it, flies and all.Bum #1 offers it to Bum #2.Bum#2 declines saying he'll wait for that hot meal he's been yearning for.Bum#1 chows down and they move on.A half hour later the rotted coon begins to tear up Bum #1 and he's real sick.Suddenly he pitches over and starts hurling.Bum #2 quickly catches the flying rot gut in his hat and yells......? "JUST WHAT I WANTED!! A HOT MEAL!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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