Members curseoftruth Posted December 24, 2005 Members Share Posted December 24, 2005 Based on the "I suck and have been playing forever" thread, here are the club rules and how to join -- you must have at least 4 of these characteristics to join: 1. Must have been trying to play guitar for than three years. Sorry noobs, you still have time to improve or continue to suck. 2. You can be in a band, but not be the lead guitarist. You must believe the distortion makes you sound better and you act like an ass on stage to distract the audience from your suckage playing. 3. Your playing makes most punk rock guitarists sound like Steve Vai. 4. Your dog would rather be out in the cold than listen to you practice. 5. Your wife or girlfriend tells you that your improving while giving a little laugh and before shutting three doors between you and where she is at. 6. You are embaressed to try to play Smoke on the Water or Highway to Hell at Guitar Center because you might not get it right. 7. It's taken you over a year to learn one song all the way through. 8. You can't play a cover tune if your life depended on it. More rules coming! To join AMOS, send an email to darkskiesrock@yahoo.com or PM me. I'll keep the list and numbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members andy6789 Posted December 24, 2005 Members Share Posted December 24, 2005 woo! member number 1...i think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members curseoftruth Posted December 24, 2005 Author Members Share Posted December 24, 2005 Number 2! I am going to covert the number 1 suckage spot!! Also, post more rules!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jhall Posted December 24, 2005 Members Share Posted December 24, 2005 I'm in by default even if I play like EVH ( Of course I do in my straight jacket in my rubber room in my best dreams). I'm the one who started the I suck for ever post!!! I'm in right? right/ p.p.p. Please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members curseoftruth Posted December 24, 2005 Author Members Share Posted December 24, 2005 Oh yeah your in! The starter of the suck thread -- I will give u number 3! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BowerR64 Posted December 24, 2005 Members Share Posted December 24, 2005 sign me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members axe2 2001 Posted December 24, 2005 Members Share Posted December 24, 2005 Dam, I play lead in a band so i'm out?? Maybe there can be exeptions? I'll see if I can post some clips of lead suckage. And my band sucks, wouldn't that make me the lead sucker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cowinacape Posted December 24, 2005 Members Share Posted December 24, 2005 Well after 26 (nearly 27 years of trying) I think I should aslo hang my hat in this club, suckage for everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ColourOfFire Posted December 25, 2005 Members Share Posted December 25, 2005 {censored}...I am a lead gitarist, and I can learn whole songs within a year maybe I should fake my suckage to join this club I think a new rule must be applied: You buy a lot of gear so you can talk about it and being busy with watching after your it so there's no time to play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mfergel Posted December 25, 2005 Members Share Posted December 25, 2005 I suck so bad that my true claim to fame was that I could swing my guitar around my neck and actually had the word "poser" written on the back of the guitar. I deserve to be in this club as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gnurph Posted December 25, 2005 Members Share Posted December 25, 2005 Originally posted by curseoftruth Based on the "I suck and have been playing forever" thread, here are the club rules and how to join -- you must have at least 4 of these characteristics to join:1. Must have been trying to play guitar for than three years. Sorry noobs, you still have time to improve or continue to suck.2. You can be in a band, but not be the lead guitarist. You must believe the distortion makes you sound better and you act like an ass on stage to distract the audience from your suckage playing.3. Your playing makes most punk rock guitarists sound like Steve Vai. 4. Your dog would rather be out in the cold than listen to you practice.5. Your wife or girlfriend tells you that your improving while giving a little laugh and before shutting three doors between you and where she is at.6. You are embaressed to try to play Smoke on the Water or Highway to Hell at Guitar Center because you might not get it right. 7. It's taken you over a year to learn one song all the way through.8. You can't play a cover tune if your life depended on it.More rules coming!To join AMOS, send an email to darkskiesrock@yahoo.com or PM me. I'll keep the list and numbers. Oh, so there are rules to being eligable? And one can't just be a member, they have to send you an email asking permission, and if you let them in 'your' club, they have to list a number? That sounds lame, dude. Why can't it just be one of those 'if you think you are, if you say you are, if you're willing to admit you are, then you ARE' kind of things? That said, matching sigs would be cool, as in everyone who is (at least will admit they are) could have something like Proud member of the A.M.O.S. - X years of sucking, and counting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gnurph Posted December 25, 2005 Members Share Posted December 25, 2005 On the other hand... based on your member rules, I don't really suck. Of course, not sucking doesn't automatically make me good, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cowinacape Posted December 26, 2005 Members Share Posted December 26, 2005 Bumping this important public information! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gronk Posted December 26, 2005 Members Share Posted December 26, 2005 I'm over qualified! I'm sure those rules were written with me in mind. Can I please join? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sukeetoshyoo88 Posted December 26, 2005 Members Share Posted December 26, 2005 can i join???? i wanna join i wanna join!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pipedwho Posted December 26, 2005 Members Share Posted December 26, 2005 I bow to you O master of suck, though I unfortunately fail on rule six ... for I have no shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members stljack Posted December 26, 2005 Members Share Posted December 26, 2005 I must face it, years of playing, and still sucking! ....at guitar. -- stljack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AxeMasters Posted April 17, 2020 Members Share Posted April 17, 2020 Received incorrect parts from AxeMasters. Because of covid-19 virus epidemic I cannot reach them from eBay or PayPal. I looked up there address and it's called Seven Seas art gallery. No one answers there. Look out if you're buying parts from AxeMasters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members xStonr Posted April 18, 2020 Members Share Posted April 18, 2020 I don't have a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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