Based on the "I suck and have been playing forever" thread, here are the club rules and how to join -- you must have at least 4 of these characteristics to join: 1. Must have been trying to play guitar for than three years. Sorry noobs, you still have time to improve or continue to suck. 2. You can be in a band, but not be the lead guitarist. You must believe the distortion makes you sound better and you act like an ass on stage to distract the audience from your suckage playing. 3. Your playing makes most punk rock guitarists sound like Steve Vai. 4. Your dog would rather be out in the cold than listen to you practice. 5. Your wife or girlfriend tells you that your improving while giving a little laugh and before shutting three doors between you and where she is at. 6. You are embaressed to try to play Smoke on the Water or Highway to Hell at Guitar Center because you might not get it right. 7. It's taken you over a year to learn one song all the way through. 8. You can't play a cover tune if your life depended on it. More rules coming! To join AMOS, send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org or PM me. I'll keep the list and numbers.