Members daklander Posted March 24, 2006 Members Share Posted March 24, 2006 The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, who has a bun in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart "cookie", wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members boosh Posted March 24, 2006 Members Share Posted March 24, 2006 You Sir,have smoked too much Mary Jane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudolf von Hagenwil Posted March 24, 2006 Members Share Posted March 24, 2006 Sold a property today? You looking good on the front page! . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members UstadKhanAli Posted March 24, 2006 Members Share Posted March 24, 2006 Slow day, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members flip333 Posted March 25, 2006 Members Share Posted March 25, 2006 The pillsbury doughboy's voice changed several years ago. It used to be more like a child being tickled in the belly when he was poked.... then his voice became more "adult-like". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members daklander Posted March 25, 2006 Author Members Share Posted March 25, 2006 Angelo, No, no sales today. Showing some tomorrow in lieu of sitting open house on a condo I have listed. That picture must have been photoshopped. Thanks. Ken, Just a bit this morning. busier than hell this afternoon and evening. I just finished up about 9:00pm. Didn't make a dime but worked it hard. You about ready for that desert abode? I'm still watching for something I think might interest you at the right price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lucky #9 Posted March 25, 2006 Members Share Posted March 25, 2006 I heard he was cremated. But before that, word has it he freaked and became a Dough-Nut. No doubt he is now enjoying a cup of that Chock Full of Nuts Heavenly Coffee and a slice of Pie In The Sky. (Your obit really got me chuckling. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John Sayers Posted March 25, 2006 Members Share Posted March 25, 2006 sounds like he kneaded more handling to help him rise to the occasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fendercaster Posted March 26, 2006 Members Share Posted March 26, 2006 I thought he died a long time ago. I'd heard that somebody creamed him and fried his ass in oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bbach Posted March 27, 2006 Members Share Posted March 27, 2006 Originally posted by Angelo Clematide Sold a property today? You looking good on the front page! . I can't get used to him in a tie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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