Members Beck Posted September 20, 2008 Members Share Posted September 20, 2008 Feet are the ugliest part of a man or woman's body. Just.............blech. Now I'm all about some stockings and heels. To the pure, all things are pure. There is no ugly part of a woman's body. Some people think the same thing about breasts. I actually know someone like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Beck Posted September 20, 2008 Members Share Posted September 20, 2008 Long nails are a real turn-on. You're lookin' for feet in all the wrong places. Kinda defeets the purpose. No, you don't have to be Marilyn Monroe.................................... ................. just maybe not Rosanne Barr Ya know, even Rosanne is looking good these days... cute lil' toes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Beck Posted September 21, 2008 Members Share Posted September 21, 2008 To the pure, all things are pure. There is no ugly part of a woman's body. Some people think the same thing about breasts. I actually know someone like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members the stranger Posted September 21, 2008 Members Share Posted September 21, 2008 Don't say shoes! You'll trigger the in-brands.com spammers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members the stranger Posted September 21, 2008 Members Share Posted September 21, 2008 Speaking of sexual objectification...yeah, it's getting hot in here. Some like it hot Some like dirty socks Some like hittin' on five dollar rocks hickory dickory docking did somebody mention a stocking aunt bessie stepped on my ride even tonka couldn't handle those paleo fungi That's the best I could come up with, and it sucks royally...but, I'm gonna let it ride and hope Beck comes back and helps me find a joke in there. I'm not asking much, am I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members the stranger Posted September 21, 2008 Members Share Posted September 21, 2008 Is it possible that no one else here has had a similar experience with their significant other? I didn't take her to an expensive shoe store, I took her to in-brands.com for great deals! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Beck Posted September 21, 2008 Members Share Posted September 21, 2008 That's the best I could come up with, and it sucks royally...but, I'm gonna let it ride and hope Beck comes back and helps me find a joke in there. I'm not asking much, am I? You're doin' fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted September 21, 2008 Moderators Share Posted September 21, 2008 Is it possible that no one else here has had a similar experience with their significant other? (Most) women are really into shoes. A man can have a pair of comfortable work shoes/boots plus one pair of dress shoes for weddings and funerals and he's happy as a clam. Women just think profoundly differently about shoes. In fact, it seems to be so ingrained that in the online massively multiplayer "game" Second Life, where quite a few men represent themselves as women, the fakers can almost always be spotted by the price of their (virtual) shoes. Women in SL will frequently pay $10 DOLLARS IN REAL MONEY for a nice looking pair of (pixel) shoes. Terry D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kurdy Posted September 21, 2008 Members Share Posted September 21, 2008 Feet are the ugliest part of a man or woman's body. Just.............blech. Glad someone else brought it up. Such a turn off. I even hate using the word "feet". Just an ugly word. Flip-flops look unflattering on any woman. That said, it all depends on the angle, how she poses...if she is wearing high heels, etc...if she frames 'em right, they can actually be very attractive. It's all in the presentation. But I'm with you--most of the time, a woman's best bet is to keep 'em covered up as much as possible. Men too, but that's beyond the scope of this thread. And in response to Beck--who I suspect may have just been joking around--I don't think there's really much point in pyschoanalyzing it. Some people just don't like certain things. Isn't it OK to have personal taste? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ShesGotVerve Posted September 22, 2008 Members Share Posted September 22, 2008 Glad someone else brought it up. Such a turn off. I even hate using the word "feet". Just an ugly word. Flip-flops look unflattering on any woman. That said, it all depends on the angle, how she poses...if she is wearing high heels, etc...if she frames 'em right, they can actually be very attractive. It's all in the presentation. But I'm with you--most of the time, a woman's best bet is to keep 'em covered up as much as possible. Men too, but that's beyond the scope of this thread. And in response to Beck--who I suspect may have just been joking around--I don't think there's really much point in pyschoanalyzing it. Some people just don't like certain things. Isn't it OK to have personal taste? Oh God.....flip-flops. Dirty flip-flops. The nasty toes. Chipped nail polish.....pinky toenails so small they can't even put polish on them..... Horrible. And yet.........sometimes I have to look. And on men.......... I can't go on. *passes out* I'm glad someone agrees with me!! edit to clarify: I'm a woman, not a guy, and this is how I feel about nasty feet. Man or woman, makes no difference, I'm an equal-opportunity foot hater! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ernest Buckley Posted September 22, 2008 Author Members Share Posted September 22, 2008 Flip-flops look unflattering on any woman. Why do you have to bring up flip flops?! We were talking about high heels and stockings. You just completely ruined all the imagery I had going on. I`m now thinking high heel and stockings again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kurdy Posted September 22, 2008 Members Share Posted September 22, 2008 Why do you have to bring up flip flops?! We were talking about high heels and stockings. You just completely ruined all the imagery I had going on. I`m now thinking high heel and stockings again... You sorta just illustrated my point. Presentation is everything. It's ironic that as much as women love their shoes, a lot of them go for the flip-flop sandals in the summer. I'm all for comfort, but that's a bit much. Unless you're someplace where it makes sense to wear them, such as the beach. Other than that, ladies keep yer shoes on. (Not that many of you are reading this.) OK, rant over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Beck Posted September 22, 2008 Members Share Posted September 22, 2008 Flip-flops look unflattering on any woman. I love flip-flops and sandals on women, but particularly on women I think are sexy. "How beautiful are your feet in sandals, O prince's daughter! The curves of your hips are like jewels, The work of the hands of an artist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ernest Buckley Posted September 22, 2008 Author Members Share Posted September 22, 2008 Beck,Whatever works for you!EB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kurdy Posted September 22, 2008 Members Share Posted September 22, 2008 Beck--I agree with everything you said. I'm just really not a foot fan. What can I tell ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Beck Posted September 22, 2008 Members Share Posted September 22, 2008 Beck--I agree with everything you said. I'm just really not a foot fan. What can I tell ya? No, I'm not really either... I just appear extreme compared to all the stunted males out there that are perpetually 13. :poke: I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Beck Posted September 22, 2008 Members Share Posted September 22, 2008 And for God sakes even if you have to put on a blindfold and have her wear socks do your girl a favor and learn the art of foot massage. I'm still amazed at how many people are unaware of how this can transform a gals mood. She can be having the worst day of her life, but a foot massage at the end of the day will take her to another world. I swear I've known girls that were on the verge of the big O just from a good foot massage and these were just close friends so it was a bit awkward. Well at least they were moaning loudly in strange tongues. Some women are just more vocal than others I guess. There are exceptions... not all women are alike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ernest Buckley Posted September 23, 2008 Author Members Share Posted September 23, 2008 Just curious... have you ever had a foot massage with a happy ending? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Beck Posted September 23, 2008 Members Share Posted September 23, 2008 Just curious... have you ever had a foot massage with a happy ending? Could you elaborate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ernest Buckley Posted September 23, 2008 Author Members Share Posted September 23, 2008 Uhm... no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members UstadKhanAli Posted September 23, 2008 Members Share Posted September 23, 2008 Beck, next time you go in for a massage, ask for a "happy ending" and see if you like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ShesGotVerve Posted September 23, 2008 Members Share Posted September 23, 2008 No, I'm not really either... I just appear extreme compared to all the stunted males out there that are perpetually 13. :poke: I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lee Flier Posted September 23, 2008 Members Share Posted September 23, 2008 I already stated above that I'm a woman, not a guy, who happens to greatly dislike feet... BTW, how do you feel about cankles? Hmm, I think I see Beck's point. This is like saying faces are ugly because some of them have zits. I'm not hung up about any particular body part, they can all be nice if attached to the right person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jimbroni Posted September 23, 2008 Members Share Posted September 23, 2008 My women got a pair of Santana High heels, mmmmh so sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ernest Buckley Posted September 24, 2008 Author Members Share Posted September 24, 2008 Beck, next time you go in for a massage, ask for a "happy ending" and see if you like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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