Members Edkoppel Posted October 4, 2011 Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 wtf! I knew they were around here, but you still never hope to see one in your own house. anyone else in the area have experience with these things? if you don't know about the brown recluse just google it and prepare to vomit at the bite wounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Frankenstrat86 Posted October 4, 2011 Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 for some reason I like that it says "69" and "be found" around that sucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hiwatt Bob Posted October 4, 2011 Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 fuhhhk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TomCTC Posted October 4, 2011 Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 Let him go! Don't kill it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members placebo62 Posted October 4, 2011 Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 eat it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RockDaJoJo Posted October 4, 2011 Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 Let him go! Don't kill it. {censored}. That. {censored}. Tom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Edkoppel Posted October 4, 2011 Author Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 normally I would with any other spider.and my daughter was like "daddy, you're not going to kill him are you?" but yeah. not {censored}ing around with being a nice guy on this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hiwatt Bob Posted October 4, 2011 Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 {censored}. That. {censored}. Tom. this. {censored}ing hippie. kill it with fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Blakemore Effects Posted October 4, 2011 Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 Oh {censored} no. I had no idea they had them down here. I got bit by one of those {censored}ers over two years ago, and I've still got two fang scars on my ribs that I'm assuming are permanent at this point haha. Seriously, I just woke up one morning, and my ribs hurt really bad, and over the course of a week or so, the skin turned purple, and started oozing. I couldn't pay attention in class because the wound would just throb. We found the body the morning after I got bit though. {censored} those things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Edkoppel Posted October 4, 2011 Author Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 apparently Nashville is the hot spot for these things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TomCTC Posted October 4, 2011 Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 {censored}. That. {censored}. Tom. Alright alright. Squish him like a cigarette butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Blakemore Effects Posted October 4, 2011 Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 apparently Nashville is the hot spot for these things. Then why am I hearing about this AFTER I moved here? Where were you two years ago to talk me out of it, dick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Edkoppel Posted October 4, 2011 Author Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 haha, I just moved here a month ago.my bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hiwatt Bob Posted October 4, 2011 Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 my freshman year in the dorms in colorado, we were in the TV room and i saw this spider drop down from underneath a table. so i went to inspect and saw it was a black widow--{censored}ing red hourglass and everything. went and got some raid and sprayed that bitch good, but she crawled back up under the table, behind the table leg. so i gave the corner of the table a good dousing of raid--a moment later: a {censored}ing billion little baby black widows come crawing out from under the table. i was stoned as {censored} and {censored} gave me the creeps for a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Blakemore Effects Posted October 4, 2011 Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 haha, I just moved here a month ago.my bad. Well, this is the first I've heard of them, but I live next to a ton of trees, so now I'm scared. Thanks a lot, stupid thread! Didn't know you moved here though. How you liking it, other than spiders? Haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Frankenstrat86 Posted October 4, 2011 Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 my freshman year in the dorms in colorado, we were in the TV room and i saw this spider drop down from underneath a table. so i went to inspect and saw it was a black widow--{censored}ing red hourglass and everything. went and got some raid and sprayed that bitch good, but she crawled back up under the table, behind the table leg. so i gave the corner of the table a good dousing of raid--a moment later: a {censored}ing billion little baby black widows come crawing out from under the table. i was stoned as {censored} and {censored} gave me the creeps for a long time. woah for serious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Edkoppel Posted October 4, 2011 Author Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 Well, this is the first I've heard of them, but I live next to a ton of trees, so now I'm scared. Thanks a lot, stupid thread! Didn't know you moved here though. How you liking it, other than spiders? Haha. man, really cool town!awesome food, cool music, everyone is pretty nice (at least to my face) and there is a ton of stuff to do.I like it a lot so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BHz_econo Posted October 4, 2011 Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 I was bitten on the knee by one in 11th grade. I had a huge pit in my knee that looked like rotting meat... it was gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RockDaJoJo Posted October 4, 2011 Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 my freshman year in the dorms in colorado, we were in the TV room and i saw this spider drop down from underneath a table. so i went to inspect and saw it was a black widow--{censored}ing red hourglass and everything. went and got some raid and sprayed that bitch good, but she crawled back up under the table, behind the table leg. so i gave the corner of the table a good dousing of raid--a moment later: a {censored}ing billion little baby black widows come crawing out from under the table. i was stoned as {censored} and {censored} gave me the creeps for a long time. I think you're my father Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members juri Posted October 4, 2011 Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 my freshman year in the dorms in colorado, we were in the TV room and i saw this spider drop down from underneath a table. so i went to inspect and saw it was a black widow--{censored}ing red hourglass and everything. went and got some raid and sprayed that bitch good, but she crawled back up under the table, behind the table leg. so i gave the corner of the table a good dousing of raid--a moment later: a {censored}ing billion little baby black widows come crawing out from under the table. i was stoned as {censored} and {censored} gave me the creeps for a long time. hairspray + lighter works better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members live-I-evil Posted October 4, 2011 Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 hairspray + lighter works better... John Goodman works best: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Aedes Posted October 4, 2011 Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 hmmm...you sure that's a brown recluse? doesn't look like it to me...can you count the pairs of eyes? if it has 3 pairs of eyes (instead of 4 pairs), then it probably is a brown recluse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Edkoppel Posted October 4, 2011 Author Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 hmmm...you sure that's a brown recluse? doesn't look like it to me...can you count the pairs of eyes? if it has 3 pairs of eyes (instead of 4 pairs), then it probably is a brown recluse. yeah, there are 3 unfortunately... also this is the first pic that comes up on google, and its almost identical to my little friend: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Aedes Posted October 4, 2011 Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 yeah, there are 3 unfortunately... also this is the first pic that comes up on google, and its almost identical to my little friend: ahhhhh. bummer man. the first pic didn't seem to have that classic violin shape...but the 3 eye pairs are key. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lefort_1 Posted October 4, 2011 Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 We've got a bumper crop of Wolf spiders (funnel-web bastards) trying to move into the house right now, as soonas the first colds rains hit. I've taken to walking around with a spare shoe in my hand, smackin those bitches flatter'n {censored} every 10-15 feet. And this is inside. Down in the barn, they run out of their hidey-holes and take a bite at my hands as I climb the ladder into the hay loft...leather gloves are the only way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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