Zamfir

Originally Posted by oldivor Is that an invitation? 5 min break from not visiting HCBF. >.> If you keep calling me 'Zamfy,' it's a guarantee.

Originally Posted by oldivor I agree. *thumbs up Zamfy* ...don't make me cram ass champagne up yours.

Originally Posted by Thumper No doubt. First, I volunteer for the Green Machine. Then I sign up for the Cavalry as a 19D Recon Scout. Then I volunteer for Jump School, and join a PSYOPS Company... Things really went south when I decided to take a commission... It turned out well, all and all, after 26 years. See? That's just crazy talk... And I salute you. Well, I would salute you if I knew how to execute a proper salute.

Originally Posted by oldivor Champagne of beers my ass. Let's make it easier on ourselves and just call High Life "ass champagne."

Originally Posted by Super_Donut_Man Its pisswater if you ask me. Now I'm confused...PBR is upstream pisswater? I find it hard to argue with that....

Originally Posted by Super_Donut_Man I'm a cheap bastard when it comes to drinking at bars. Hey, drink what tastes good to you and makes you feel good. I just like rippin' on Bud/Coors/Miller/PBR.

Originally Posted by Super_Donut_Man pour it from a tap, and I like it better than bud, miller, or coors. ...setting the bar high, are we?

Originally Posted by Thumper I like very cold PBR on a hot day after working in the yard, or as a chili ingredient. You also signed up for the Army. I question your judgment! I keed, I KEED!

No, there's a solution. Just ask the police to touch you!

Originally Posted by oldivor So touching myself during the day is fine? Awesome! No, it makes it even more complicated, because people call the police.

Originally Posted by ModmanQ6 I think it's entirely funny that the most epic thread on this forum was started by an ALT... LOL! See, that's what's wrong with alt policy nowadays. LT and T-40 were and are completely open about their personality disorder.

Originally Posted by Hearafter So t3ch went off the deep end tonight. It was fun to watch Was it him, or did his account get hijacked? http://acapella.harmony-central.com/...84&postcount=4

Originally Posted by oldivor PBR? eeeeewwwww +1. wife's chocolate Muesli-stuff plus Clementine plus OJ plus sinus meds. Breakfast of champions!

Originally Posted by el_duderino676 No, I'm in my fourth year, although I've changed majors enough that I'm still considered a junior. Oh well, at least I don't have to deal with too many freshmen and sophomores in class anymore, except for my base journalism classes. Still in Ark. for the time being, but as soon as I graduate I plan on relocating somewhere a little more "happening." Don't get me worng, Fay-town is alright and there's some cool {censored} happening, but after being stuck in this place for going on 22 years, I'm ready to see something different, and probably somewhere with a little bit cooler climate. Fourth year?!? Frig me...time flies! Amen to finding another town for new ideas and new life experiences! Then again, I'm kinda rootless and bored easily.

Originally Posted by frunobulax brains! Where?!?

In other news, my sinusitis has kicked in since Tuesday. I stayed home that day. But I had to work yesterday and today, and I have to work tomorrow, too, because people just had to schedule their own {censored} out of the office, leaving me holding the bag.... Despite the policy that says "if you're seriously sick, stay home."

Originally Posted by el_duderino676 Glad to see I'm not on everyone's ignore list. Seems like I throw flies out and they only hit a brick wall. You still fightin' to keep Themapeeins from {censored}ting in your workplace, or are you back in Ameerika? Only employees get to pee and poop in the workplace! Still "over there". Will be back y'all's way in summer of 2010. Where are you? Is this your second year of uni?

Originally Posted by el_duderino676 Ahem . . . According to the TK rules, please refrain from mentioning on-topic matters within said thread. In other words . . . KEEP THE ON TOPIC {censored} OUTSIDE! I play bass in the TK just to honor the loss of our fruno. Or to make him a return-visiting zombie. Or something. Welcome back, El Dood!

Originally Posted by chunky-b I actually got my bass out and played for awhile last night... Got to get things organized where I can do that more often. +1. Practiced a bit, three times, over the holiday weekend!

Originally Posted by Hearafter Wine and cheese go together well. Wine and a grilled cheese, on the other hand... gah.

Originally Posted by oldivor How was the honeymoon in Florida? You gotta be kidding me?!? The one place Bonoman hates the most, Dumbass Central...and he took his honeymoon there?!?

Originally Posted by Bonoman Still alive. Still too busy for words. Love you guys. ...number of blackouts in that Special Week?

Originally Posted by Scary Bill I say no a lot.... So far I am yet to get my way first. I'm just obstinate. Not like a married guy gets laid, anyway. Originally Posted by oldivor With some women it's much easier to go with the flow.... Plus if Mrs Thumper is generally easy going, something like this every once in a while isn't that bad. Yeah, but he could have gotten his beer himself without having to drive twice in rush-hour traffic, haul a couch, take off a door, and give up in favor of loading in a new couch... At that point, {censored} the beer - the missus owes you a really fun time on *both* couches...

Originally Posted by Thumper Mrs. Thumper bought a new sofa for the music room downstairs. We borrowed a neighbor's Mazda pickup (with non-functioning power steering and a five-speed manual slush-box) to pick it up. I hadn't driven a stick in years... So we drive for an hour in rush-hour traffic to pick it up. Me, looking at it: 'Hon, it's not going to fit through the doors...' Mrs. T: 'Can we try, anyway?' Me: 'Ah...sure.' So another hour drive in rush-hour traffic to get it home. I figure we may as well give it a shot getting it out of the garage and into the house today. Me, measuring couch and two doorways: 'Hon, there's no way we can get this in the room.' Mrs Thumper: 'Can we at least try? How about taking the doors off?' Me: 'Ah...no problem.' Two doors off, and the couch still won't fit. Mrs. Thumper: 'Sorry, honey. Can we move the old couch back in?' Me: 'No problem.' So Mrs. T goes out shopping and comes home with a six-pack of Widmer Oktoberfest wrapped in a yellow ribbon. I love my wife. ...Thumper needs to learn to say "No" much, much earlier...

Originally Posted by Super_Donut_Man Condescending attitudes from a manager is a good indication that they are not a good manager, or so I have gathered from my experiences. Yup. This one was all right when we met socially a month ago. But recent behavior gives me great pause for concern. Fortunately, I almost never run into this one except at monthly meetings of a board I sit on. I get a vote, and the manager doesn't...hehe. But the manager has all the tools necessary to stop us in our tracks, if they choose to...