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Originally Posted by Zamfir Not that there's anything wrong with that... *smirks*

Originally Posted by Zamfir No, you may not. x2 But it's so easy and the gui looks nice!

Originally Posted by niomosy Oh, nothing. Look! There's something shiny over there! Oh, a shiny object! *turns into Mac user* *kills self*

Originally Posted by niomosy Shhhh, his memory isn't that good right now What are you talking about?

Originally Posted by Super_Donut_Man ...a dick sandwich.... Please. If vegemite tasted like cock I'd have no problem with it.

Originally Posted by niomosy Actually, speaking of kids stories. One that gets me... My girl was playing with a toy. A boy came over and asked if he could play with the toy. She wanted it still so she said, "no you may not." This, from a 3 year old (well, almost 4). The boy started whimpering. His mom starts asking him, "well what could she say instead." Instead!? INSTEAD!? What the holy hell do you want out of a 3 year old?! What I've noticed is that people seem to think the use of "may" is too strong. Had she just said, "no." That probably would have been fine. "You may not," just seems to be something strongly worded for too many people. Then there was another time where the mom wanted an apology because her kid's feelings were hurt. My wife went along with it because she had done something wrong but.... I told her we don't correct or admonish on feelings hurt. We do it when our daughter does something wrong. *facepalms*

I have class in 6 hours and I'm just now heading to bed, hooray.

Originally Posted by Thumper Ever hear of multi-tasking? When I start drinking I go into the I don't give a flying {censored} mode. I don' think that would work too well with doing school.... Now I just have to write a linear algebra program before the morning. Sleep, what's that?

Originally Posted by niomosy Meh, might as well actually learn just in case one of the hot shots wants to call my bluff Just kick him in the nuts.

Originally Posted by Hearafter Yeah... Looks reeeeal fun... This isn't anything like that. It's basic BASIC stuff that is stupid. How ipods work etc. I thought it being an ITIS class it would actually be, I dunno, useful or something.

Originally Posted by Hearafter Do school work, see what happens. That's what I'm doing now... Damn ITIS project... I shouldn't have taken this class. I thought it would be an easy fun class because I was only taking 12 credit hours. So much busy work it's not even funny.

Originally Posted by niomosy No guns allowed. I'm just gonna have to take some kind of martial arts with my kids so they know daddy means business and can follow through on it if boyfriend steps out of line Or you could just learn to sound like Bruce Lee. That'll scare away the chicken {censored}s and provide a nice joke with the ones with balls.

Originally Posted by niomosy Heh. Yeah I'm pretty beat. Friday night has become the night Nioette sleeps in bed with us. At almost 4, she gets a kick out of it. Except... a queen bed with a kid that moves all over the place during sleep is not really conducive to good sleep I'll also take this as a segway to announce, Coming This February! Nioette #2: The Revenge. Yup, another little girl due. I'm screwed beyond belief now And most of the "parent" friends we know have boys. All seem quite eager and pleased that we're having another girl. Sigh. *hands nioms a shotgun* I think you're going to need it more than ever now. And this wouldn't have happened at all if you shipped your wife over here. Silly man.

Originally Posted by Hearafter That was the 19,000th reply in the TK, and your post-count is 19,110... where'd your other 110 posts go? Calling mods pompous dicks.

Should I do school work or drink... hhhmm

Jr Bacon Cheeseburgerd are good while drunk lol

*sticks head through door and smiles*

Originally Posted by el_duderino676 lol

Originally Posted by el_duderino676 As is the nature of alcohol of any type. Just replace the beer part with rubbing one off. Guaranteed chill out even in the most adverse circumstances. It's hard to fap when I have a {censored} internet connection....

Originally Posted by el_duderino676 That's why you chug a beer, smoke a joint, and say "{censored} it all." With them around I just turn into an angry drunk.

Originally Posted by Hearafter Still Living with my roommates turns me into a grumpy hard ass. Deal with it.

Originally Posted by el_duderino676 Bending them skinny strings just made me discover a whole new level of callouses that I haven't seen in a looooooooooooooong time. On topic, GTFO, etc.