Originally Posted by Zamfir
Ask for more eggnog every time somebody annoying in your family talks to you.
"So Super Donut Man, what'd you get me for Christmas?"
"...got any more eggnog?"
"It's so nice you could come down this year..."
"Yeah, it is. Got any more eggnog?"
"Can't you come sit out here with us and be with the rest of the family?"
"Sure, on one condition."
"What's that?"
"Got any more eggnog?"
"You be nice to your sister!!"
"Ok. That's gonna require a {censored}load of eggnog...."
Sometimes I'm shocked that you're a government worker. Normally their heads aren't on as straight.