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Originally Posted by Zamfir Dood. I get to call people on their {censored} all day long. And another thing. I's tired of people raggin' on the gubmint. I blame that asshole Reagan. Sounds like a fun job! Funny you say that. I was never a fan of ole Ronald

Originally Posted by Zamfir Ask for more eggnog every time somebody annoying in your family talks to you. "So Super Donut Man, what'd you get me for Christmas?" "...got any more eggnog?" "It's so nice you could come down this year..." "Yeah, it is. Got any more eggnog?" "Can't you come sit out here with us and be with the rest of the family?" "Sure, on one condition." "What's that?" "Got any more eggnog?" "You be nice to your sister!!" "Ok. That's gonna require a {censored}load of eggnog...." Sometimes I'm shocked that you're a government worker. Normally their heads aren't on as straight.

Originally Posted by Zamfir If you keep calling me 'Zamfy,' it's a guarantee. Don't tease me like that, Zamfy!

Originally Posted by Zamfir ...don't make me cram ass champagne up yours. Is that an invitation? 5 min break from not visiting HCBF. >.>

Going to taking a 6-7 week break for uni. {censored} is getting busy and HCBF isn't the most important thing. lol

Originally Posted by Zamfir Let's make it easier on ourselves and just call High Life "ass champagne." I agree. *thumbs up Zamfy*

Originally Posted by beginner01 High Life Champagne of beers my ass.

Originally Posted by Super_Donut_Man of course you do. Don't get sassy with me, young man!

For cheap beer I go with Yuengling.

Originally Posted by Zamfir No, there's a solution. Just ask the police to touch you! *vomits blood*

Originally Posted by Zamfir No, it makes it even more complicated, because people call the police. uuggghhhh Why does everything have to be complicated?

Originally Posted by Super_Donut_Man Because you touch yourself at night. So touching myself during the day is fine? Awesome!

uuggghhhh Why does everything have to be complicated?

Originally Posted by 82Daion Black russian plus Hornitos plus PBR tallboy bump. PBR? eeeeewwwww

hhmmm got to love some lime cella.

Originally Posted by Hearafter Ignorance truly is bliss. Well.... that, a 6'er, and some 'tang. That's why my roommate must be so happy.

Originally Posted by Hearafter Okay, you got me on the binary one, but the preceeding zeros are unnecessary for both (according to my calculator). and really... I don't care. I added the zeros so that in hex you wouldn't have to know if it was the two's compliment in order to get the correct value. Because 111110011111 could equal the negative of 000001100001 which is -97. Sometimes it's hard being so smart. oh ho ho ho ho

Originally Posted by Hearafter It was my 3,999th post. Those are all ways to express 3,999. Of all the people on this forum, I figured you would get it. tsk tsk That doesn't add up to 3999 in binary. 0000111110011111 or 0F9F

Originally Posted by fingeringam C++ ┐('～`；)┌ I always liked C better. For higher level stuff, python or perl or for even higher level stuff I use bash/dash.

Originally Posted by Hearafter 00110011001110010011100100111001 12111010 111444 7637 F9F MMMCMXCIX whoopity-doo... 3356985?

Originally Posted by Zamfir You gotta be kidding me?!? The one place Bonoman hates the most, Dumbass Central...and he took his honeymoon there?!? Because he might be a masochist?

Originally Posted by Bonoman Still alive. Still too busy for words. Love you guys. How was the honeymoon in Florida?

Originally Posted by Zamfir ...Thumper needs to learn to say "No" much, much earlier... With some women it's much easier to go with the flow.... Plus if Mrs Thumper is generally easy going, something like this every once in a while isn't that bad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foDcLUhUKqI Oh my gawd.... *fap fap fap*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-RhITg3kqE