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Originally posted by niomosy Oh and a spatula wasn't already going there? Fine. I'll break out the wooden spoon! I was going for semi ghey, but no..you had to take it all the way!

salad tongs...this just got real ghey.

Originally posted by niomosy *pulls out dull spoon* Do ya feel lucky, punk? Don't make me pull out the butter knife! I take your butter knife and raise you a spatula, that's right, a {censored}ing spatula!!!!

I will gouge your eyes out with a rusty spork!!!!!!

Originally posted by niomosy I had the same MySpace problems then, suddenly, they went away. Not sure what happened. when I try to go to, let's say..your page, it times out when trying to connect. I do use a proxy site at times (hell, for me to be able to log-in, I have to use a google cache to get past the work firewall) but, since the nature of my position is to enforce the firewall, I don't use it very often, I don't like being a hypocrite.

Originally posted by oldivor yyooo shaggy, what did ya think of the crap I posted on your myspace? I will have to check it out, I have very limited access to myspace at the moment due to my works firewall...basically, I can only receive and reply to messages, and the same with bulletins. I cannot view anything outside of my homepage...sux.

We want to multiply, are you gonna do it I know you're qualified, are you gonna do it Don't be so circumscribed, are you gonna do it Just get yourself untied, are you gonna do it Feel the heat pushing you to decide Feel the heat burning you up, ready or not Some like it hot and some sweat when the heat is on Some feel the heat and decide that they can't go on Some like it hot, but you can't tell how hot 'til you try Some like it hot, so let's turn up the heat 'til we fry The girl is at your side, are you gonna do it She wants to be your bride, are you gonna do it She wants to multiply, are you gonna do it I know you won't be satisfied until you do it Some like it hot and some sweat when the heat is on Some feel the heat and decide that they can't go on Some like it hot, but you can't tell how hot 'til you try Some like it hot, so let's turn up the heat 'til we fry Feel the heat pushing you to decide Feel the heat burning you up, ready or not Some like it hot and some sweat when the heat is on Some feel the heat and decide that they can't go on Some like it hot, but you can't tell how hot 'til you try Some like it hot, so let's turn up the heat 'til we fry Some like it hot, some like it hot Some like it hot, some like it hot Some like it hot, some like it hot Some like it hot, some like it hot

*yawn*

"don't stop believin'"....

Originally posted by oldivor synchronized {censored}ting battle{censored}s? *think harold and kumar go to white castle*

frog lickers...

Originally posted by niomosy I figured it'd be a 3-way race. Just luck in this case. fine! anyhoot, 7 days since I gave up cigs (hopefully for good this time)....loving the whole "how many smurfs can I cough up from lungs" moments...

Originally posted by ToeJamFootball i wonder if they will ever tell us the thread is too big. you know, I have been waiting for that statement my entire life...

damnit, you beat me to it you bastage!

now

Originally posted by niomosy The only thing good that came out of that movie for me was that I tried white russians. me too though I love that film regardless...

Originally posted by niomosy I figured it was. Funny as hell That reminds me... since we're talking about alcohol, I haven't had any vodka in the house in ages and a white russian (the drink!) is sounding good. I get all crazy for white russians every time I watch the Big Lebowski...

it's completely real, and reminds me, I don't have any beer in the fridge for when I get home

post#9978 for the tk thread...

Originally posted by Zamfir Utah makes beer? Another ten years, and those Mormons will get downright rowdy. yeah, there are quite a few good beers out here, here is one of my favs: and the greatest motto ever:why have just one?

Originally posted by Zamfir $2000 is a pretty expensive bj... ...didja at least pass out for 20 seconds? hehehehe I think I need to work on my alchoholism more...that, our stop drinking utah beer...I can never get drunk anymore

Originally posted by Zamfir Sounds like a deal if they sucked for a few $$. yeah, but my buddy bj who is the best man, plus a couple of other guys spent over $2000 for the whole shebang...keg, bar hop chick for the keg (we didn't even have to tap our own beer), 3 strippers...

went to a buddies bachelor party on saturday, drank for a good 12 hours straight...never got drunk, teetered on the edge quite a bit, but never drunk. 3 strippers who sucked, got a lap dance, but it took $100 to get one to sit on my buddy (the bachelor) face sans panties...oh well, didn't cost me anything, other than a couple of $1's....

Originally posted by niomosy Hey Shaggy! http://kutv.com/watercooler/local_story_154235053.html

damn, and I thought I was on a roll...must be the guvment chip in the ole noggin.