greenshag
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I was just trying to throw some swedish fish into this lovely girl's mouth in another department (5'9, blonde, big boobs, small waist, lovely ass, perfect legs, tan....) and she was wearing a low cut shirt...well, I put it in pefectly between the boobies.....
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Originally posted by Bonoman Go into the Basshunter's Relaxing Pic of the Day thread for that. That's where I always do it. duely noted....
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I gotta pee
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I farted earlier...
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"you were crying in my arms tonight"
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Originally posted by oldivor some cheesey opening oral female oral male {censored}ing money shot over? pretty much, but man oh man, the dialogue is to die for!!!!
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Originally posted by oldivor pr0nos have scripts some do
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Originally posted by niomosy Make porn as in you're the director, the main star or both? I like the way you're thinking. Cash in on the niche market! I've still got some ideas for porn that I haven't seen done much yet. producer....director.....camera man....hmm, didn't think about POV though...
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jamie is onto something. Here is the deal, a female friend of mine told me once she searched for hours, and could not find any albino porn on the web...so I could corner the market if I found some albinos to make porn with..
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Originally posted by fluxpunk So you want to see some dude with white hair and pale skin bang a chick? maybe.....
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I have a challenge for the Tk'ers! find me some albino porn... pm for this I guess, replies can remain in here...
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ebay is having some bring your kid to work day, and while I was out having a smoke, this little toe-headed, albino white kid gave me the strangest look while I was putting out the butt in the ash-tray. I swear Utah has cornered the market on the whitest state in the {censored}ing country.
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Originally posted by niomosy thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I think I am getting old finally, had an offer for an all weekend las vegas drunk fest (all I had to pay for was food), and I turned it down....
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Originally posted by oldivor so you like midget bald beavers?
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Originally posted by niomosy Not quite yet, damnit! well hurry up and shave that beaver of yours!
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beaver
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bald
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Originally posted by Bonoman Give me another one to use on this guy tomorrow... will do...gimme a moment or so...yo
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Originally posted by Bonoman I just got a stapler thrown at me... see, it works, I tested this theory before posting it
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sing Patrick Swayze's "She's like the wind" in an annoying, nasally falsetto over their shoulders.....
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I just rented a film via netflix solely based on this line in the description of the film "exotic genitalia"
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Originally posted by niomosy Will this also be used for the cottage cheese filled water ballons? yes, and I wish to comment on your great memory!
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catapult plans one of these days I am going to get the plans to build my own catapult. My neighbors will never {censored} with me again once I have my own catapult with big ass rocks nearby....{censored} your 9mm....I got a 50lb boulder I will throw at your azz!
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Originally posted by Zamfir So all mormons are musicians? maybe....from what I have seen