Members Belva Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 Why are guitars better than girlfriends/boyfriends:1) A guitar doesn't mind if you pick up another guitar.2) A guitar won't get mad if you leave it in the car & go in the bar for a beer.3) It doesn't care if you look at pics of other guitars.4) If you drop your guitar you can pick it back up again.Let's hear some more. Be creative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members frankie pajamas Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 guitars look better w/ age? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Burgess Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 Only someone who's never had any {censored} would claim a guitar to be better than a woman. I'll take the woman thank you very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zemmy Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 my guitar ALWAYS wants me to touch her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Grantus Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 Guitars are better than accordians, but don't hold a candle to my wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ferdinandstrat Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 A guitar doesnt offer me a blowjob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Elias Graves Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 A guitar never gets mad if you finish early. A guitar only does what it's told. On the other hand:Women smell better and they are all soft and stuff. Guitars attract women but women don't attract guitars.EG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members etawful Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 Why are guitars better than girlfriends/boyfriends: 1) A guitar doesn't mind if you pick up another guitar. 2) A guitar won't get mad if you leave it in the car & go in the bar for a beer. 3) It doesn't care if you look at pics of other guitars. 4) If you drop your guitar you can pick it back up again. Let's hear some more. Be creative. Your guitar maybe, my guitar gets pissed off if I do any of those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Belva Posted March 31, 2009 Author Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 I don't mind if someone plays with my guitar as long as I can play with theirs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ferdinandstrat Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 I don't mind if someone plays with my guitar as long as I can play with theirs.Me neither Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members p4vl Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 This thread shows why most lead guitar players are men. You have to have those No {censored} Blues to be a real lead player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ferdinandstrat Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 This thread shows why most lead guitar players are men. You have to have those No {censored} Blues to be a real lead player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Willyguitar Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 Guitars don't give you an ear-full for leaving the toilet seat up Guitars don't seem to need yet another pair of shoes (although they sometimes need yet another amp) You don't need to pretend that the cat left that terrible smell in front of the guitar. Guitars sit quietly, with interest, as you watch the football Guitars don't ask you whether you think the lounge would look better in eggshell white, when you are trying to read the newspaper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members captainobvious Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 Only someone who's never had any {censored} would claim a guitar to be better than a woman.I'll take the woman thank you very much. Winner. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members theHORSEwhisperer Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 Only someone who's never had any {censored} would claim a guitar to be better than a woman.I'll take the woman thank you very much. Well aren't you just a manly man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Vantango84 Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 A guitar doesnt offer me a blowjob. true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Willyguitar Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 A guitar doesnt offer me a blowjob. I've never tried to shag a guitar. I'd imagine it chafes a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members newbuilder Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 If I want to have a younger guitar to play with while me older ones sit at home, it's ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members metal0822 Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 they cant say no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BTF Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 no one has mentioned a truss rod, g-string or sound hole.... wow, we are actually very mature! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Blues101 Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 I have 8 guitars and one wife, and I would gladly flip that if she'd let me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ferdinandstrat Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 Only someone who's never had any {censored} would claim a guitar to be better than a woman.I'll take the woman thank you very much. I wouldnt say so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Burgess Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 Well aren't you just a manly man. Why, because I prefer {censored} to guitars? No, that just makes me normal. :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Burgess Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 I wouldnt say so... If you prefer guitars to {censored} then either you or your woman ain't doing it right. :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members CHUK Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 I can get a guitar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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